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wake up
Uploaded by: johnmassacre
calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
G via funnyrage
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
G via funnyrage
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#58
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josieabby (11/26/2012) [-]
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs. Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly shit like, "My cow is in your garden."
"I don't have a garden."
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"
Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly shit like, "My cow is in your garden."
"I don't have a garden."
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"
Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.
#81
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playcolt ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Get cotton balls
>Got to ghetto
>Pants down
>Endless Handjobs.
>Got to ghetto
>Pants down
>Endless Handjobs.
Unfortunately my testicles are actually oysters. Oysters that do showtunes
#10
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HolyArachnid (11/25/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Give this one a try:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU
I practically die laughing every time I listen to this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU
I practically die laughing every time I listen to this.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls
Because the grass tickles their balls
#82
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doctorbamf (11/26/2012) [-]
**doctorbamf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at People are strange ** MFW i have cotton balls.