wake up. . calls grocery store me: do you have cotton balls worker: yes me: does it tickle when u walk worker: -hangs up- G via funnyrage
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wake up

calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
G via funnyrage
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Submitted: 11/25/2012
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#1 - breakfastlunch (11/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Someone say cotton?
Someone say cotton?
#6 - burntjoos (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Fixed.
#58 - josieabby (11/26/2012) [-]
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs.  Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"   
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.   
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly shit like, "My cow is in your garden."      
"I don't have a garden."   
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"   
   
Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs. Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly shit like, "My cow is in your garden."
"I don't have a garden."
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"

Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.




#40 - kinglybotman (11/26/2012) [-]
#39 - Blarge (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
call store



woman answers
User avatar #69 - snakefire ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
#76 - anthonyh (11/26/2012) [-]
Title reminded me of this
#81 - playcolt ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Get cotton balls   
>Got to ghetto   
>Pants down   
>Endless Handjobs.
>Get cotton balls
>Got to ghetto
>Pants down
>Endless Handjobs.
User avatar #57 - caaaaarrrllll (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Unfortunately my testicles are actually oysters. Oysters that do showtunes
#29 - julpiter (11/26/2012) [-]
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#104 - RomanR (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh god, I was in the saddest mood ever, until I read this, I actually laughed xD


Thanks OP
#10 - HolyArachnid (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Give this one a try:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU

I practically die laughing every time I listen to this.
#5 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/25/2012) [-]
That was good...
User avatar #43 - spawnconnery (11/26/2012) [-]
Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls
#25 - warlockrichard (11/26/2012) [-]
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#82 - doctorbamf (11/26/2012) [-]
**doctorbamf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at People are strange ** MFW i have cotton balls.
**doctorbamf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at People are strange ** MFW i have cotton balls.
#14 - heartlessrobot (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Almost as good as when Sheogorath orders a pizza.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE
#105 - TheSammichMan (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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