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#30 - scootalooney (11/25/2012) [-]
Lay off the fat guys, they've got enough on their plate
#135 to #30 - hopalongreborn (11/26/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Carlos? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Carlos.
User avatar #81 to #30 - mostlyshits (11/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #67 to #30 - zraxx (11/25/2012) [-]
Damn it Carlos, that is it no more fucking chances, I'm going to kill your family and give you aids. Have fun being like arnold you surly little faggot
#62 to #30 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #30 - littlenish (11/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #49 to #30 - suzukihondacivic (11/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck Carlos, who let your mexican ass over the border?
User avatar #48 to #30 - baconrider (11/25/2012) [-]
Guys. I think Carlos finally snapped.
User avatar #69 to #48 - trevorbelmont (11/25/2012) [-]
the night Carlos went crazy!
User avatar #43 to #30 - ishalltroll (11/25/2012) [-]
holy fuck carlos whats wrong with dem eyes
#58 to #43 - scootalooney (11/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #38 to #30 - brokensocialscene (11/25/2012) [-]
jesus fucking christ carlos!
#35 to #30 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
why does everybody hate carlos
i think he's funny
User avatar #96 to #35 - maxismahname (11/25/2012) [-]
because in the cartoons everybody would always say "carlos!". and we're just taking it farther.
User avatar #75 to #35 - leoldmanface (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's fucking everywhere.
User avatar #32 to #30 - auraguardian (11/25/2012) [-]
fuck off carlos you dumb shit or il get you deported
#31 to #30 - thelonegodilla (11/25/2012) [-]
Monkey fucking shit to you sir.
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