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fuck off carlos you dumb shit or il get you deported

REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT CARLOS.

holy fuck carlos whats wrong with dem eyes

mindfuck

What the fuck Carlos, who let your mexican ass over the border?

No Carlos.

jesus fucking christ carlos!

because in the cartoons everybody would always say "carlos!". and we're just taking it farther.

Because he's fucking everywhere.

Damn it Carlos, that is it no more fucking chances, I'm going to kill your family and give you aids. Have fun being like arnold you surly little faggot

Guys. I think Carlos finally snapped.

the night Carlos went crazy!

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Carlos? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Carlos.

Monkey fucking shit to you sir.

There can be only one.

dem feels....

Did this joke come from robot chicken, Or is it an actual line? If so, Then who says it and when?

Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H final episode

I didn't laugh at the joke but I laughed at your post.

What does that mean?

it means we should probably get off the internet for a little bit every now and then

Advice taken. I'm going to go play Dragon Age.

i couldn't play the second after the first time around the first time was just too good

I'm trying to remember but I think he had an actual part in that episode, not just a background character part.

You see? Some information as helpful as that can still get you thumbed down if you involve ponies. Just keep it in the damn pony thread, man. It's not that hard, buddy.

we will not be silenced

You're not being silenced, you're being obnoxious douchebags when you try to force ponies down our throat. That's why there is a pony thread, so you won't be "silenced".

but why should we be forced into one portion of this site like some sort of rabid animal, no one is forcing ponies down your throat and the simple fact that you are the only one who responded is proof enough that you are the douche. Now I don't know who you are or where you are from but I feel sad for you. You have nothing better to do than hate on something that is supposed to teach tolerance to children when you yourself is probably only at the age of 12. Now I don't know about you but if I where you I would just sit down shut the fuck up and ignore us if you don't like us.

wololo

Probably something else for people to laugh at. "Hah! Stupid fat kid..."

Same guy made Family Guy and American Dad.

wut

Didn't see you there.

Yes but the creator also makes american dad and the cleavland show so at times he puts little camos of characters from he's show at times

Yup