Theme song

I can start using this again!

**zipzapzoop rolled a random comment #81 posted by communistrobot at hated these ** :
you forgot the last line

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I’m going in dry

You read this in my voice

You forgot the part on the bottom with the "Huehuehuehuehuehue" picture

Dashing through the sand,
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq!

I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B,
Thats when I got shot in the ass by the US Military

Oooooh jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see,
where are all the virgins that osama promised me,
jingle bombs jingle bombs, your soldiers shot me dead
the only things that I have left is the towel on my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keeeeeeeeelllll youuuuuuuuu

>reads title...
>dont you mean "MEME song?!"
No? okay...

jingle bells
twilight smells
edward ran away
bella dies
jacob cries
Star Wars all the way!

Then have the gif at the bottom where that one transformer goes HA HA HA no.

Smashing all the way!

HueHueHue

He knows when you are sleeping,
he knows when you're on the can,
he'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan!

You better not breath, you better not move,
You're better off dead I'm telling you dude,
because Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Time to start the Christmas carols!!!

have a smashing holiday poppet

Had this saved from last year.
Oh God what cancer.

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
You're 11 years old and have a fucking iPhone you little shit.

This is fucking beautiful.

Dashing through the snow
get the fuck out of my way
you're so fucking slow
and fat what do you weigh hahaha
you can't fucking sing
I'll start a fucking fight
Out of my fucking way you ho
I'm driving here tonight
jingle bells
go to hell
get the fuck out of my way
oh what fun is to ride over bodies day and night
jingle bells
go to hell
bitch what did I say
run that ass because you can't hide
from my motherfucking sleigh
HEY

Not mine (enlarge)

I hate Christmas.