>be 15
>go over to friend's house
>he has a chihuahuahuahauh
>Go to the kitchen, he offers me something to drink
>tells me I can go to the living room to start the ps2
>sit down
>mfw feel crack and hear short beep sound
>wtf?
>get up, see chihuahuahua not moving, looks like it's neck is broken
> shitshitshitshitshit
> sneak outside and throw the dog in the forest behind his house
> come back in
> where you been bro?
>took a piss in the yard
>ok

He still thinks the dog ran away