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digitaldavinci
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Mfw my birthday's tomorrow and you make me think of my parents having sex 18 yrs 9 months ago....
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mettih
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(11/25/2012)
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We share birthday :3
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sekretsauce
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Be glad that, 18 years and 9 months ago, your mother decided not to swallow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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mrcowll
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And 18 years and 9 months ago was probably the last time she saw his father.
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eyeballfrog
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Instead she spit him into her vagina...?
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leebo
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Jeez, I wouldn't want to be that sperm.
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yunogasaii
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I hope you have a neutral birthday tomorrow.
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pastmemories
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birthday tomorrow...18y 9months ago. Hmm...something seems off.
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digitaldavinci
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I would have had to have been in my stomach for my parents to have conceded me on my birthday. The 9 months is my fetal period
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onkii
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so... you will be 18?
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pastmemories
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Oh my! I seem to have made a mistake! Thank you :)
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