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watching game shows while high

Alright Mr. Thomas, we surveyed a hundred people...
What part of the body do you notice first when
interacting with a member of the opposite sex?
the mind
Well the mind isn' t exactly a physical part of your
body. consciousness is on a different plane than the
rest of the observable universe. Try measuring my
thoughts with a ruler or recording a song I hear in my
head. You cannot because they are an abstract
representation that my consciousness creates.
But neurobiology has shown that everything in your
brain is a physical part of this universe. When your
brain shuts off, your consciousness shuts off. There
is no "you" around somewhere. It' s just
your brai king up the senses that your human
body allows it to detect, creating a unique perception.
So you believe a small squishy mass of tissue that
is lodged in the skull can feel emotions, store
memories, contemplate the meaning of life, and
build space stations?
Your brain is basically 100 trillion little computers,
cells, that each are all working together to make you
fucin your biological needs. None of these cells have
their own consciousness, but when they are all
working together, you become aware.
You cannot prove that your consciousness exists
outside your own self. In all reality, we could all be
one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
What about drugs? We can both agree that drugs
are physical chemicals. When these chemicals are
introduced to the body, it alters the mind. This
proves that your consciousness is just a balance
of physical chemicals that can be played with.
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#10 - ogloko (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
holy **** , i normally never complain about reposts, nor am i on funnyjunk all that often. but i have seen this post at least 4-7 times in the last month. its not even that "deep'. please stop
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#2 - jmoneylax (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
PUT OUT YOUR BONG DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! WTF
User avatar #1 - fargone (11/24/2012) [-]
Mr. Thomas was never invited on another game show after that
#19 - AnonymousDonor (11/25/2012) [-]
and yet it gets funnier every time
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#3 - cadillaczach (11/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 - myllamaispurple (11/25/2012) [-]
you fool the answer is obviously boobs
#7 - gisuar (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
exactly my ******* face because of high at the moment like WTF
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#4 - olineadi (11/24/2012) [-]
I thought Mr. Thomas was a psychopath cracking people's skulls open when he meets them. What has the internet done to me?
User avatar #14 - johnmassacre (11/25/2012) [-]
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