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User avatar #9 - Mahazama (11/24/2012) [-]
Only those in the third world truly fight oppression, you Eurofags that think you're fighting oppression or corruption or whatever the fuck are actually just a bunch of unemployed high school/college/primary (yes, primary) dropouts who sit around and yell "FUCK THE POLICE"
Post obviously made by Eurofag.
#173 to #9 - kerplunking (11/25/2012) [-]
At least we in Europe aren't all so fucking lethargic that we just let our governments trample all over us.

Unlike in America where you stupidly think "Fuck it, I'll just vote for Obama/Romney. They'll keep mah freedumbs safe for another 4 years!"
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User avatar #76 to #72 - chaossniper (11/25/2012) [-]
african ... turkey ...wtf dude
#170 to #76 - defender (11/25/2012) [-]
African turkey
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User avatar #39 to #9 - AlanbalMIT (11/25/2012) [-]
LOL like the Spanians right? They're just bitchin about not having jobs and having bunch of debts because of the wrong made up economy that Mariano Rajoy has implanted...true true just "Eurofags"
User avatar #69 to #39 - pillowmeister ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Uh... Spanish, not spanians
User avatar #40 to #39 - Mahazama (11/25/2012) [-]
Rajoy: moving necesarry austerity measures that no fucking Spaniard accepts as necesarry (because they're unemployed twats).
Assad: giving the orders to violently and forcibly put down an an otherwise peaceful protest, and triggering a civil war.

"Oppression"
User avatar #41 to #40 - AlanbalMIT (11/25/2012) [-]
hahaha keep living the dream, I doubt you'll ever understand another countries issues...
User avatar #46 to #41 - Mahazama (11/25/2012) [-]
And I would rather be living a Spaniard's pedestrian nightmare than a Syrian's macabre dream.
User avatar #44 to #41 - Mahazama (11/25/2012) [-]
What would stop me from understanding another country's issues?
Me not being there? Tell me how you know so much about your own country's issues, and then realize that I probably have the same amount of access to current events on this wondrous human (not american or european) thing called the internet.
User avatar #85 to #44 - Faz (11/25/2012) [-]
Wow, you are a huge asshole, people like you think just by reading about whats going on in the world somehow you are a part of it, somehow you think you're suffering right along side them.
User avatar #59 to #44 - AlanbalMIT (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm living in Spain right now....
User avatar #66 to #59 - Mahazama (11/25/2012) [-]
Pues te puedo decir como Colombiano que aunque crees que tienes problemas en España, otras partes de el mundo español tienen peores problemas.

Again, cry me a river, Mr. Gallego.
User avatar #74 to #66 - AlanbalMIT (11/25/2012) [-]
Osea la lógica es , si existe alguien sufriendo más que tu en este mundo, no te puedes quejar?.
User avatar #113 to #74 - jjgf (11/25/2012) [-]
exacto, tampoco creo que estomos super oprimidos aqui en España, que vivamos en una dictadura del capital como dicen algunos, pero creo que tengo el derecho a quejarme y protestar si considero que el gobierno esta haciendo mal su trabajo y que se puede hacer mejor, es una de las bases de la democracia que nuestros padres ayudaron a hacer, bueno es mi opinion, no me cosais a negativos
User avatar #163 to #113 - AlanbalMIT (11/25/2012) [-]
Principalmente porque,si el pueblo empieza a aceptar esos abusos, al final se convertiran en mayores crisis, como está detonando actualmente.
User avatar #165 to #163 - jjgf (11/25/2012) [-]
claro, coincidimos entonces en nuestras opiniones
#33 to #9 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
thats fun for you too say, when most of europeans posess a college degree while you americans not as much, mainly because your super awesome country prefers to invade other countries than ease the education system in the nation where wealthy families have allways the upper hand. The same with healthcare. Too capitalistic.


But about the fighting oppression and corruption thing, america is without a doubt a country with some corrupt features, the ammount of lobying done is immense. Just look at your presidentials, god so much marketing the ammount of money spent in that.. and lots of it just saying bad things about the oponent.

What about guantanamo? holding people without permiting them to go to court to prove their inocence, that goes against all(that i think) your country stands for. it is, something i would expect from the ex-USSR or even China but the US is just weird.

And yes people are unemployed, in spain alone 30% of the population is unemployed. The same happened in america during the crash, it hasn't been easy for many. the problem is, many enterprizes are closing because they cannot get the bank to lend them money, the price of lending is to high and most banks don't accept to lend, in ireland i remember hearing a guy saying he couldn't even ask to lend 1000€, which is probably arround $1200, to buy a car, he had a job everything in him was ok, and the bank refused saying it was too risky.
The same happened in my home town a huge company closed, not because it didn't have sales, but because the banks made too strict lending policies and they couldn't get one and still maintain a profit.

It's beeing though here, but we'll come arround. And maybe there will finally exist a unified European Country.

E és tu o paneleiro.
User avatar #63 to #33 - blacksmithgu (11/25/2012) [-]
"Too capitalistic."

The problem here is that America and Europe have two very conflicting views.

Europeans - Mix of capitalist/socialist principles. Some countries more socialist/capitalist than others.
Americans - Capitalism all the way.

Beat up on America all you want, we just think differently than you do.
#50 to #33 - auraguardian (11/25/2012) [-]
TL;DR
TL;DR
User avatar #32 to #9 - jibb (11/25/2012) [-]
Do you even watch the news? Do you have any idea of what's happening in Spain?

hurr durr, a post saying that black friday sucks, eurofags are retarded hurrrr
#20 to #9 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
true dat, I wuz out shopping on black friday n dere weres some guy who was speaking french or some shit, he got da last flatscreen tellivee, i just went up and smacked that frog in tha face n said GET OUT OF AMERICA IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! then took der ter ver. USA USA USA
#14 to #9 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
Wow, typical American butthurt, can't take a single joke without getting over patriotic.

Also you fit your stereotype, generalizing and ignorant, shut the fuck up and eat your happy meal kiddo.
#45 to #14 - Lulzilla (11/25/2012) [-]
I find it hilarious when people from Europe call refer to themselves as EUROPEANS (The continent) then argue and down talk on Americans about America (A Country). It really makes me feel damn proud to be a United States Marine when I have a WHOLE CONTINENT bitching and complaining about the latest 20-30 years of our existence but we don't constantly bring up the fact that almost EVERY SINGLE Genocide was caused by European countries or influenced. The fact that you guys went to war with each other and for material wealth for THOUSANDS of years before America existed. The fact when America became a global power there wasn't one thing the Europeans didn't ask our help with. The fact that Americans had to clean up and help the genocides caused by EUROPEAN countries. Yup. Those darn Americans. Giving European millions of dollars each after WW2 to reconstruct yourselves and get back on your feat. For keeping out Stalin and his LARGEST GENOCIDE EVER (European country/ Asian Country). For spending millions sending care packages to Germany even though they attacked anything that moved and wasn't white excluding the Asians that helped them (Who germany was going to invade if they were successful at WW2). Them damn Americans liberating France from the Nazi rule (Fuck you Europeans. It was AMERICA that won at D-day. We lost a shit load of good Marines because FRANCE surrendered and you guys LET the Nazi party just TAKE countries before you fought them. Yup, FUCK America for ALL THAT. Yup, America is the worst country compared to an ENTIRE CONTINENT. Seriously Europe. You guys should be thanking us for all our help instead of calling us invaders and war savages. I swear, Europe is that one kid that gets bullied all the time and when someone helps that kid out they later go "I didn't even need your help, Ass hole."
User avatar #54 to #45 - maxmilianoq ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Wtf are you talking about
User avatar #56 to #54 - Lulzilla (11/25/2012) [-]
Basically, I'm talking about how stupid Europeans can be about Americans. Americans LOVE Europe. We think of Europe as this magical place. Even though we think of you guys as amazing people (Now) and back then we saved your hides countless times you guys think us Americans are TERRIBLE people. That we all hate Muslims and all we want is war. I'm in the Marine Corps and I do NOT want War. I joined to keep good people safe and help them get home. I seriously do not understand why Europe hates America SO MUCH when we do SO MUCH for you guys. I still love Europe but you and along with the other rotten bunch of the group make Europeans look like terrible people.
#89 to #56 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
While you're a part of the self proclaiming idiots who thinks that just because America won wars fighting alongside or with europe in the past makes todays Americans superior?

Man, your ignorance exceeds my expectations.

It's just as if i would say that America was built by the poor peasants who couldn't make it in europe, you are not a people, you're the leftover trash Europe spit out. Now lets look at all the stains on your history, you talk about one countrys genocide as if all europeans was responsible for it when America had one of the most despicable Human slave trades the world has ever seen. How you treated your natives, how America used two atom bombs during WWII killing houndreds of thousands innocent civilians, how your country segregated black people from white long after WWII and hitlers or should i say the "european racism" as you would call it were gone. How America went to war against several countries in the middle east based of the actions of one extremist group, and still continue fighting there, with the aid of the so called bully victim "europe". How 50% are overweight in USA and how almost half the population doesn't believe in the theory of evolution (fucking idiots). That's just what i got from the top of my head, and USA is only 236 years old with one of the filthiest historys the world has ever seen. Europeans have been conquering and building empires for thousands of years. These are the reasons that makes us Europeans better than Americans, so now you can't joke about us or insult us because our history is better. Americans are some racist war-hungry inbred trashpeople.

Now do you see how stupid you look?
User avatar #114 to #89 - Lulzilla (11/25/2012) [-]
Do we even have to bring up the vikings, Or the Nazi Empire, Or the Soviet Union who (Like I said before) Had the second BIGGEST Genocide in recorded history only to be topped by China. Who do you think started the diamond industry? Europe. How do they treat the people in Africa mining the diamonds? Watch the Blood Diamond documentary and find out. Hell, Pretty much ANY place were Europe was getting raw materials over seas treated the natives like CRAP. America has THE best colleges and universities in the ENTIRE WORLD second only to Britain with the Oxford university. Our public schools are lacking behind but that doesn't derail the fact that with education we're pretty damn good at it. Also you can't just put a number on something you haven't researched. America is a nation built on immigrants and this nation became the STRONGEST nation in the entire world. We could triumph any other nation if they went to war with us. One on one? We would win. You europeans take EVERYTHING for granted and never say thank you. Hell, When we saved Kuwait Europeans were slandering us saying "OH, It was only oil. America cares only about Oil!" when in reality. Most of the oil being sold in the Middle East goes to EUROPE and ASIA. Most of Americas oil comes from Canada and various other nations other then the Middle east. The Middle east gives us about 10% of oil that we use. Everything we're doing in the Middle east profits the Europeans the most since you guys get all the oil and resources and YOU guys aren't losing troops by the thousands because you don't want to buck up and send your own damn troops. You think America will take care of everything because we coddle you guys like babies. You genocides in Slavic countries could of been stopped if the other European countries did something instead of insinuate America would take care of it. Eventually WE DID because you guys didn't. Your welcome Europe for all the shit we do for you.
User avatar #101 to #89 - Lulzilla (11/25/2012) [-]
Are you seriously that uneducated in history? Only a dipshit like you would think that I was ONLY included wars.
No, America has helped Europe in thousands of ways. After WW2 America sent MILLIONS in war relief effort over a war YOU GUYS STARTED because you didn't know how to properly deal with the Nazis. During WW2 it was AMERICA who stormed the beaches of Normandy. Sure other countries were there but the majority were American. Good honest Americans fighting in a war that they weren't involved in until the Japanese bombed us. Vietnam was a low point in America but what country doesn't have low points? What pisses me off the most is when people assume that America is at WAR WITH Afghanistan or Iraq. No we're at war with the TONS of different extremists. Do you really think we're only fighting the Taliban or A.Q? They're the primary groups we're at war with but they're not the only ones. Get your damn facts correct. I've been to Afghan and Iraq, Have you? If not then don't you say another damn word about it because YOU DON'T KNOW. The situation with Japan, We HAD to bomb them. If you knew a thing or two about the battles in the Pacific they didn't go down without a fight. The Japanese literally fought to the LAST MAN. Even civilians would fight with bamboo sticks or they killed themselves. We prevented a SLAUGHTER of MILLIONS of Japanese and Allied forces. We had a slave trade that BRITAIN STARTED. The Native Americans were wiped out by the BRITISH. We simply carried those principles when we became our own nations since the first Americans were European. Sorry we took the bloodlust you guys had. Plus our slavery isn't anything compared to the terrible things European countries did to each other and other nations. Look at Britain and India. Look at Britain and the Native Americans. Look at Britain and Ireland/Scotland. Look at Britain and the Asian countries. These are just things BRITAIN did.
#464 to #101 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Oh my lord you're actually dumber than i thought (and I didn't excactly think much of you.)

What i wrote was so that you could see how fucking stupid it is to use something a nation have or haven't acheived to defend how their population behaves today.

Many Europeans don't like Americans because a lot of you are ignorant, narsissistic, selv proclaimed and way over patriotic, like you've just proved that you are aswell. You attack like rabbid dogs to defend your precious america at any chance you get, you can't accept critizism, even the slightest of it. For example; "hmm, alot of Americans are really overweight, hey guys how do you think you'll solve that problem?" "WHAT THE FUCK JUST BECUASE SOME OF US ARE A BIT OVERWEIGHT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUDGE US ALL! REMEMBER WWII WE SAVED YOU FUCKING EUROTRASH ASS. IS THAT YOUR FUCKING FLAG ON THE MOON? NO DIDN'T THINK SO. Gosh fuckin europeans can't leave USA alone for a second, why are they always talking so much crap about us? ungreatfull shits."

Now, xon't start ranting history again, okay? That's not the point here.
#465 to #464 - Lulzilla (11/25/2012) [-]
How am I being Narcissistic or ignorant. Hell, Your the ignorant person here. I've listed several reasons Europeans should stop being dick wads and comparing themselves to a country. It's really pathetic. Your a continent and you feel the need to make yourselves feel better is by comparing yourself to a country. Even though we're better then most of your countries you guys feel the need to be high and mighty? Europeans are the ignorant, Narcissistic, over patriotic about countries they aren't even part of. If you really think I'm just going off like that then you obviously don't know how to read. I hope you can achieve SOMETHING in your life. Maybe a fry cook at best. Cya, Anon.
How am I being Narcissistic or ignorant. Hell, Your the ignorant person here. I've listed several reasons Europeans should stop being dick wads and comparing themselves to a country. It's really pathetic. Your a continent and you feel the need to make yourselves feel better is by comparing yourself to a country. Even though we're better then most of your countries you guys feel the need to be high and mighty? Europeans are the ignorant, Narcissistic, over patriotic about countries they aren't even part of. If you really think I'm just going off like that then you obviously don't know how to read. I hope you can achieve SOMETHING in your life. Maybe a fry cook at best. Cya, Anon.
#467 to #465 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
WE ARE NOT COMPARING; HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID? IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT THE COUNTRIES HAVE DONE IT'S ABOUT HOW YOUR POPULATION ACT IN MEDIA AND HOW IGNORANT YOU ACT TOWARDS THE REST OF THE WORLD.

I'm gratefull for how America gave us loans to rebuilds after ww2, but that's not the point, I can't believe you can't get that through your thick skull, your country may have done this and that but that doesn't change shit about how you and many other Americans act, which is stupidly, thus we make jokes about it and you lose your shit, which i think is ironic.

Also I'm over halfway through my masters degree in Electronic and Electrical Engineering, so shut your big loud american mouth.
User avatar #471 to #467 - Lulzilla (11/25/2012) [-]
I hope you understand how hypocritical your being and how ignorant and arrogant you are.
America is probably one of the most helpful countries in the entire world. The amount of help we give to other countries is insane. We've had scrapes with other countries and what not but that doesn't make us bad people. You cannot group American citizens all together just because you've seen bad news feed. Hell, just like almost every media in every country there is going to be bull shit. They don't tell the truth the entire time. Also America is a proud country. If you don't like it then of damn well. Just because we love our country doesn't mean you can hate us for it.
P.S If your halfway in your Masters Degree then shouldn't you be busy doing something more important then having a discussion with someone on FunnyJunk? If I was your employer and I saw you doing shit like that, You'd be fired in a heart beat. (By the way, I actually AM an Employer. I have my own business. Granted I can't run it at the moment with me being in the Marine Corps.) Next time you want someone to fight you wars look somewhere else then the BIG LOUD AMERICAN.
#480 to #471 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
You still don't get it, it's kinda amusing.

We make jokes about what we see in the media that potrays Americans, and American media has way more bulklshit than any other countries, thus more jokes. For example, Fox news is a fucking joke, The Kardashians, Jersey Shore and many, many others, such as this content (the whole black friday rage, everything else about your precious Murrica is irrelevant.

Also just because I'm a student that means I can't spend some of my free time on the internet? Who says I'm at school or work? Again, your ignorance stands out.
Also it's funny how proud you are to be in the marine corpse, I served in the Norwegian Navy aswell but afterwards it's back to the real life with no priviliges, while you're just a freeloading self rightous dipshit.
User avatar #484 to #480 - Lulzilla (11/25/2012) [-]
Lol, Okay. So your telling me our media is complete bull shit when England spent millions of tax payers dollars for a damn wedding. England has one of the worst media's in the world. If your going to judge America by it's recent media instead of our History then you shouldn't say anything because your opinion is invalid JUST like the media we have.

Also being in the Norwegian Navy isn't anything special. Whoopdiedoo. Your Norwegian and your on a damn boat. I'm actually fighting. I've been shot before. My left Thigh and my right arm. You guys aren't doing anything for anyone. You send a couple troops to help. Big whoop. My comrades and I are the ones fighting so your beloved Europe can have it's oil wells safe and the people of Afghan liberated from the Taliban and A.Q. So don't bring up any of your military experiences since it's invalid.
#487 to #484 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
There's no getting through to you, you're like a toy like when you press a button it repeats the same phrase.

This discussion is like playing chess with a retard, I can be the best in the world but you'll still just knock over the pieces and walk around victorius.

Have a nice life americunt.
#36 to #14 - iamphoenix (11/25/2012) [-]
>assume butthurt
>generalizing
>'eat your happy meal'
>call him 'kiddo' or other pejorative
Genius, anon.
#47 to #36 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Way to pretend to be some internet psychologist without having any counter arguments while still trying to sound superior and condescending.

>Also meem arrows for super x-tra edgyness! xD XD

Fuck off fagget.
#197 to #47 - iamphoenix (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm using greentext arrows because it's a convenient way to list. I'm not trying to be a psychologist, either. Just pointing out what's wrong/contradictory with what you said. Don't need more than half a brain for that.
User avatar #19 to #15 - inflamess (11/24/2012) [-]
Wow, typical American butthurt, can't take a single joke without getting over patriotic.

Also you fit your stereotype, generalizing and ignorant, shut the fuck up and eat your happy meal kiddo.

Sincerely,
not even that anon
User avatar #22 to #19 - Mahazama (11/24/2012) [-]
Typical Eurofag bullshit, can't talk about americans without trying to throw some dirt on our image.
And you're telling me that i'm the generalizing ignorant one when this post is clearly about how greedy and materialistic we are, and judge us by the materialistic sheep that we are ashamed to call americans.
User avatar #24 to #22 - inflamess (11/24/2012) [-]
well, actually, I'm canadian, and since that anon probably didnt have an account, I decided to post it for him. But you can argue all you want. go ahead
User avatar #25 to #24 - Mahazama (11/25/2012) [-]
Well then don't just play devil's advocate and take anon's stance for anon's sake :O
I couldn't be mad at a canadian, then I would force myself to not eat the beautiful substance known as maple syrup :(
User avatar #12 to #9 - Narwhalsareawesome (11/24/2012) [-]
I could not agree any fucking more.
#17 to #12 - swooz (11/24/2012) [-]
i also agree with him. if you say one little joke about america over here they will attack you with what about your freedom but alot of them dont realize that there are other countries with freedom
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