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    #113 - braveshart
    Reply-3
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    They sure serve some sweet justice
    They sure serve some sweet justice
    #137 to #113 - anon id: b6910c1b
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    (11/25/2012)[-]
    Carlos, suck a deep fried dick, I don't give a **** who you are or where you live You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much ******* pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the middle of the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many guns you have to protect you. I'll ******* show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ******* heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation,and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operation is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for you're ******* life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery, and when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i'll run you over with my ******* car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse for a life, but how i'd rather go to a great ******* length to make sure you're last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell.It's to ******* late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bithchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
    #142 to #137 - braveshart
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    (11/25/2012)[-]
    That was a very backbreaking speech
    That was a very backbreaking speech
    #123 to #113 - thethreegeekid
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    (11/25/2012)[-]
    CARLOS YOU ******* SUM BITCH!
    CARLOS YOU ******* SUM BITCH!
    User avatar#118 to #113 - impaledsandwich
    Reply0
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    You're about to get served in the comments.

    Also, what does sweet have to do with sandwiches?
    #116 to #113 - newmanchamp
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    (11/25/2012)[-]
    ******* HELL CARLOS.
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