Fairfield College in New Zealand

So essentially Hamilton is our Detroit.

Why is that?

for drawing dicks all over the fucking place

As far as I know, there is nothing there but a race car track and a bunch of dumbass racecar fans. Imagine some backwoods town in the south of america, but with New Zealanders. I wouldn't really know much about the town because people tend to take the road that goes around it rather than the one that goes through it.

I'm not a racing fan. I don't even have my licence.

Oh, so like the shit hole states in America, like Nebraska, Kansas, and Idaho. (I live in Idaho, there is nothing here but retards, illegal aliens, who steal our houses from us, and "refuges". Son of a bitch I want to move.

Yup. That sounds a lot like Hamilton. The one time I did drive through there I saw a bunch of Burger Kings which is weird considering it's not even that big a town. I guess Burger King goes really well with racing or something.

Oh, in Idaho, if you drive down the main roads, it's nothing but a shitload of restaurants, McDicks, and Booger Kunts.

When you drive down the road here, at least in the large cities, it's grocery stores, car shops.

Nebraskan here, I'll come over there and shove a stalk of corn up yer' ass. Just kidding, Idaho is pretty cool. Also; Nebraska is FAR from a shit hole in the Northeast, but I will admit the excess of conservatives is weakening our good state.

YOU KNOW WHAT FAGGOT?!?!? LET ME COME OVER THERE AN SHOVE A POTATO IN YOUR FACE!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, DENSE MOTHER FUCKER? I'LL BURY YOUR HOUSE IN POTATOES!

FUCK YOU IDAHO, MY HOUSE IS A SOD-HOUSE, WE'LL JUST TAKE YOUR TOTS' AND GROW UM' ON OUR ROOFS. IDAHO? MORE LIKE YOUDAHO, PSSSSH.

BUDDY, YOUR FUCKED NOW. LOOK AT YOUR HOUSE

are you fucking retarded? what is the status of the states with strong conservative numbers? ill tell you, not in the fucking toilet. example: Washington, Oregon, California, all three are strong liberal states and guess what, all three are fucking bankrupt. now take texas, its fucking thriving. Know why? Because its not run by a bunch of liberal fuck ups.

WE EVEN HAVE A POTATO MUSEUM?!!!!!! how did i not know this
THAT'S HOW SERIOUS I AM ABOUT BURYING YOUR HOUSE IN POTATOES

I lived in Hamilton for years, it depends on where you live. Nawton is easily the bottom of the barrel though.

Because of giant penises?

Hamilton is dope yo. I love crime.

I live there, and yes...yes it is.