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#109 - kanatana (11/25/2012) [-]
If you're getting tired of my **** ... Guess it's time I put this issue to bed!
#130 to #109 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Carlos what the ******* **** , I don't give a **** who you are or where you live You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much ******* pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the middle of the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many guns you have to protect you. I'll ******* show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ******* heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation,and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operation is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for you're ******* life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery, and when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i'll run you over with my ******* car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse for a life, but how i'd rather go to a great ******* length to make sure you're last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell.It's to ******* late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bithchfaced ****** . Welcome to hell, population: you.
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#139 to #130 - lawyerdude (11/25/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#133 to #130 - kanatana (11/25/2012) [-]
Wow, that was a nice rant... I can offer you twenty bucks on it. I know, I know, it's worth about a hundred, but come on. In this economy, I can get maybe fifty or sixty on a good day. Honestly, they'll probably talk me down to forty or so.

It's a special rant, and I want it, but only if the money is right. I have overhead, I have to pay the bills... So, twenty bucks, take it or leave it.
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