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#44 - djequalizee (11/25/2012) [-]
>Phone rings
>I pick it up
>Telemarketer
>Hello, are you the owner of this household?
>Yes i am.
>Would you be interested i-
>Idea.jpg
>INTERESTED IN GIVING YOU THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME?
>Excuse me?
>DID YOU NOT HEAR? I'M WILLING TO OFFER YOU 5 BEAN BAG CHAIRS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
>Sir... I
>BUT WAIT, I'LL ALSO THROW IN A LAMP, ONLY 4.99 MORE PLUS A 15$ SHIPPING FEE, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS DEAL.
>Wha-
>HANG ON, I GOTTA PUT YOU ON HOLD
>Start banging on my piano keys
>She hangs up
>Been doing this ever since
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