History apocalypse. . 2 hours ago near Las Vegas -at today my barber told me that as a history major, when the end of the world comes, ill have no practical ski
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History apocalypse

2 hours ago near Las Vegas -at
today my barber told me that as a history major, when the end of
the world comes, ill have no practical skills to contribute. and then
ilold her that shes a a barber, and when the world ends, i don' t
plan on cutting my hair.
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Submitted: 11/24/2012
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#1 - hammerfell (11/24/2012) [+] (24 replies)
When the world ends, history majors will become much more important. They're the ones that will probably help piece things together and rebuild things like they were. It's English majors that will never be useful.
User avatar #10 - funnyjunktitan (11/24/2012) [+] (14 replies)
but we can all agree that art majors are worthless
User avatar #38 - zzzbrabbitzzz (11/24/2012) [-]
I wouldn't care how bad my barber insulted me, I'd never mess with anyone who is in the middle of cutting my hair
User avatar #9 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I think when the world ends we'll all be dead.
#30 - demonbunny (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Guys, guys, guys, come on, please.   
   
If it makes you feel any better, you're all useless to me.
Guys, guys, guys, come on, please.

If it makes you feel any better, you're all useless to me.
User avatar #83 - thedarkestrogue (11/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
History majors will have a lot to contribute.
You can use histories war tactics in post apoc battles, or rebuild a library with the history you have, or even be seen as an elder in post apoc tribes because you knew what came before.
#184 - cryingchicken (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP's face when he realises he should have waited until after the barber finished cutting his hair to make that comeback.
User avatar #45 - muchasmarcos (11/24/2012) [-]
What it realy comes to.
In a world where you need to rebuild society
historians will be the first teachers to take up their
work again.
User avatar #7 - iwillforget (11/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
and as a history major you are supposed to prevent a apocalypse from what you
have learned from the worlds past mistakes and if it happens anyway then you sucked at your job
#56 - thisotherdude (11/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
To all the people saying "history major will be most important for rebuilding society" don't forget that for the most part in a post apocalyptic world the worlds gonna consist mainly a massive steroid junkies leading gangs of violent cannibalistic psychopaths against slightly less violent cannibalistic psychopaths, and most the decent non-cannibalistic groups will be killed off pretty damn fast. Darwin's survival of the fittest thing is gonna kick into maximum overdrive in the most primal way possible.
User avatar #60 to #59 - PartyPanda (11/24/2012) [-]
I call it a dildo.
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#96 - iamnewhere (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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When the world ends, all of us will die
#87 - sergeantwazup (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**sergeantwazup rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at sad crab comp ** my survival buddy
**sergeantwazup rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at sad crab comp ** my survival buddy
User avatar #91 to #87 - DrBobsPatient (11/24/2012) [-]
better find a new buddy lol
#117 - luckyspirit (11/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
My plan is fairly simple for doomsday.

Hide in my attic and do the one thing I've always wanted to try and accomplish. I'll only stop if I end up snapping my neck while doing so.
User avatar #84 - pipedt (11/24/2012) [+] (15 replies)
The barber has knife skills... that guy is a fucking retard. Typical history major shit
User avatar #103 to #99 - skeetonamber (11/24/2012) [-]
Well I understand that you're very defensive when someone thinks you're wrong... So you're saying all history majors have slow hands?
#63 - dirigiblequixote (11/24/2012) [-]
Undeclared!   
   
Wooooo!
Undeclared!

Wooooo!
User avatar #6 - iwillforget (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
fallout 3 had a shit load of barbers people like having the option
#14 to #6 - golbot (11/24/2012) [-]
The most apocalypse-proof jobs, according to fallout, are bartenders
#163 - englman (11/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a Biology Major planning on becoming a Professor one day.   
So I might be useful?.. Maybe?...
I'm a Biology Major planning on becoming a Professor one day.
So I might be useful?.. Maybe?...
#144 - DrollHumor (11/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Well, I'm a chemistry major, but I don't know what good that'll do in an apocalypse.
I know how to purify water and make it drinkable, but without access to equipment or chemicals, I'm screwed.
#156 to #144 - whitenerdy (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, I know how to purify water, without being a major.

You could always have fun making explosives?
#76 - justbeingcool (11/24/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1986117 at MLP Friendly Board ** my barber
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