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History apocalypse
2 hours ago near Las Vegas -at
today my barber told me that as a history major, when the end of
the world comes, ill have no practical skills to contribute. and then
ilold her that shes a a barber, and when the world ends, i don' t
plan on cutting my hair.
today my barber told me that as a history major, when the end of
the world comes, ill have no practical skills to contribute. and then
ilold her that shes a a barber, and when the world ends, i don' t
plan on cutting my hair.
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but we can all agree that art majors are worthless
I wouldn't care how bad my barber insulted me, I'd never mess with anyone who is in the middle of cutting my hair
#30
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demonbunny (11/24/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Guys, guys, guys, come on, please.
If it makes you feel any better, you're all useless to me.
If it makes you feel any better, you're all useless to me.
History majors will have a lot to contribute.
You can use histories war tactics in post apoc battles, or rebuild a library with the history you have, or even be seen as an elder in post apoc tribes because you knew what came before.
You can use histories war tactics in post apoc battles, or rebuild a library with the history you have, or even be seen as an elder in post apoc tribes because you knew what came before.
What it realy comes to.
In a world where you need to rebuild society
historians will be the first teachers to take up their
work again.
In a world where you need to rebuild society
historians will be the first teachers to take up their
work again.
and as a history major you are supposed to prevent a apocalypse from what you
have learned from the worlds past mistakes and if it happens anyway then you sucked at your job
have learned from the worlds past mistakes and if it happens anyway then you sucked at your job
#56
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thisotherdude (11/24/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
To all the people saying "history major will be most important for rebuilding society" don't forget that for the most part in a post apocalyptic world the worlds gonna consist mainly a massive steroid junkies leading gangs of violent cannibalistic psychopaths against slightly less violent cannibalistic psychopaths, and most the decent non-cannibalistic groups will be killed off pretty damn fast. Darwin's survival of the fittest thing is gonna kick into maximum overdrive in the most primal way possible.
#138
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daytoday **User deleted account** (11/25/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
That's one dumbass thing to say. Nobody will be able to contribute anything at the end of the world, it's the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD, everybody is going to DIE.
#163
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englman (11/25/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
I'm a Biology Major planning on becoming a Professor one day.
So I might be useful?.. Maybe?...
So I might be useful?.. Maybe?...
#76
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justbeingcool (11/24/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1986117 at MLP Friendly Board ** my barber
#81
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redrock (11/24/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Pre-law major with a focus on philosophy and political science. If I survive I can be the old man of a post-apocalyptic village, telling tales of this thing called "government"
<kids faces when I tell them stories of clean water and the internet
<kids faces when I tell them stories of clean water and the internet
#175
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taye ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
**taye rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Father ** haters be hatin