Jewfro is my hero

You sound like a bitch that would open a hospital solely for making money.

except that doesn't work. Hide all doesn't use IP.

it made no sense to post it under your name.
but now that it has 450+ thumbs, you think it does make sense to have your name under it.
k, 3 things kid:
1. if you didnt post it, and you are trying to leech thumbs off of a funny guy, youre a fucking dick.
2. if you did post it as anon for whatever reason, what makes you think people will believe you when you have no proof yourself that you posted it?
3. saying you posted as anon has never worked and never will. if youre that stupid, you deserve the red thumbs

I wish I could thumb you down more than five times..

just get out

ew, you're one of those people who just jump to the winning side and tell people to leave, why don't you stop being such of a fag and YOU GET OUT

ew, you're one of those people who just jump to the winning side and tell people to leave, why don't you stop being such of a fag and YOU GET OUT

ah, that's funny, now i don't even feel like gettin' all up in your grill, have a nice day

no, you have a nice day
you go have your very nice day with all of your friends and go to parties, having this much of a sense of accomplishment of thinking, "hey, I just beat someone in an argument on FJ" while you don't even know that you have that much of a sense of failure that you always deny with that other positive feeling
well guess fucking what
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I have a tank
a lenny tank
prepare your anus

You have no proof that you posted that.

You have no proof that I didnt besides a butthurt LIE.

Where's your proof that I have no proof?

According to [Hide all], this comment is a heap of bullshit.

I have that shirt. You have good taste, safe-driving, horn-adorned, smoker.

Hmmm, you kind of look like Layne Staley

O.O *hugs* THANK YOU. I love AIC. Only second to Nirvana.

But of you reminding me of him made me sad :(

Me too. :'( I miss him.. Why did he have to get mixed up in those drugs.. It's just not fair. It's like, all the people who have have such a huge influence on me have fucked themselves up in some way. Layne by shooting up and killing himself with it. Cobain with the fucking shotgun. Corey taylor RUINING his voice with cigarettes.(the reason I'm trying to quit. It's fucking up my vocals) and all the awesome bands that have sold out for this Metalcore scene.. it's sad...

You look like Rodney McKay.

Go away Tyler, you're drunk.

i laughed so hard at this

he thinks shes hot because he looks exactly like her

Most people are attracted to people who look like them, I know this because most couples I know look like each other.
most of my friends , and even celebrities look like their girlfriends/boyfriends.

so that's why we like masturbation so much.

Yea, thats actually been proven true.
Theres some long word for it, but I can't remember it

Masturbation

can you please try to remember that long word? I really want to know.

I remember the word it's DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKK

i hope that isn't true because i look like shit

i've heard this too, in a book about body language.
we also seem to look more like significant others because we subconsciously "copy" their gestures, which is a way to sort of say "we're on the same level"

I have to say she is pretty hot, but thats just my taste in girls, (yes, i accept that females like that are girls not women) plus as a general rule, they're considered easy

She's really not that hot.

There's a reason why she's facing directly to the camera in every picture she takes.

that doesn't really make sense. if you were trying to hide "ugliness" you would want less of your face to show, and so you would face away from the camera.
besides, he's saying he likes the style

The nose.

i nose what you mean

terrible pun but oh well

I mean...she is kinda hot...

I mean... you're kinda staring at her tits.

Shhhh

They're both faggots.

Actually in with make-up her face looks average at best. if you wake up next to her i'm sure she looks like a monster, and so will your dick when you realise she gave you every STD in the book.

Ugly as shit

What the fuck is wrong with her nose

The person on the bottom is a white knight.
(not sure if male or female to be honest)

By that logic I can do whatever I want with my dick.

That doesn't exclude rape or bludgeoning someone to death with it.

of course the pin cushion thinks the other pin cushion is hot they are the same person

He reminds me of DesandNate.. Is it him?

i like boobs.

patience for the win bro ~high five~

She's not unattractive because she's a scene girl, she's unattractive because she has some fucking stupid facial expressions.

Actually...

I won't deny it; "scene" girls are fucking hot. To an extent.

Yup...

She has a butterface

I'd consider her attractive physically. Thatismyfetish.png
Mentally, I'd rather die than even talk to her.

So here we are, and you now know more about me than you would really like to.

I find her kinda attractive yet I hate scenes
so angry rape it is

This is the first time sharing my opinion has resulted in green thumbs

House, Season 7, Episode 5. Look it up and be amazed.

Yes bear, what is it?

Why should we care?

You see bear, we should never care. Unless its about a person and if they die oh well fuck them anyways. Back to the point, this is pointless to discuss because OP posted this because it is funny. Now, this site is called funnyjunk and now-a-days this site has mainly junk on it. Although that sometimes funny stuff(although reposts)is still funny. People only think this website's OC can be funny. But, if it makes me laugh and someone else than it is right for this site. So there you go bear, this question is resolved.

B-but Mister Nye, what if we don't find it funny, but unoriginal and annoying?

Then bear you should thumb it down and then move right on to the next one.

Yes. Let us links help you.

We can spank that question out if necessary.

Everbody knows. Just no one had been a cunt and said it.

I'm still surprised you think people don't care.

im still surprised its not butter.

I'm still surprised that someone would go through the liberty of thumbing down the comments.

I think someone had a bad day.

love your costanza pics, bro. seinfeld is one of my favorite shows of all time.

pic unrelated

Thank you, I may provide you with more Constanza as an award for your benevolence.

Aaaaand, I'm done.

Thank you. My people and I offer you our strongest cattle and our most fertile women.

Sheeeeiit.. i made that almost a year ago.

Here's the full pic

I'm surprised he tried to rape Julia Roberts last night when I was watching Pretty omen

Pretty Omen has my favorite Jason Alexander / Julia Roberts rape scene of all time!

Omen, ha

Nephritho, here's your image

would be funny if there was no spirit bomb on the picture
(which means no one gives a fuck)

paint it out and spread your picture

Paint skills off the fucking charts.

and that every single guy in the world must know that they play video games

So, if I wanted to pose as a gamer girl, how would I go about doing that? I only ask because you seem to be an expert on the subject

Pick any controller, any console, doesnt matter if it's an N64 controller and an XBox controller. Try to reveal boobs just a little bit, caption something like: LOLSONERDY <333 and DEFINITELY say ''I look so ugly on here :('' in the comments.


(Source - The fucking bitches i have to endure during schooltime)

Hmm, this may be difficult. Mauve I should get my hands on one of them boob shirts. With the fake female front and whatnot

My best guess would be to play your game of choice and have a friend with a good camera take candid photos of you playing your favorite game.

You pretty much contradicted yourself.

You stated you're a girl gamer, then made a big deal about it.

A real "girl gamer" wouldn't feel the need to call herself a "girl gamer" rather than just a "gamer".

Sorry, my example was a bit shit.
Let me clarify: If found out that they are a girl who plays games, they dont give a shit.

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I'd bang her hard enough, not to mention in specific ways, that would truly make her in need of a mental hospital. It would be glorious.

As would I, good sir. No clue why there are negative thumbs for us.

FJ is too weak to handle real human contact. Not to mention stupid, but hot girls. I don't get that. The stupid hottie is the greatest hottie, because there's none of that feminism bullshit nor that silly "dignity". I tell you mate, the ways you can bend the human body with enough motivation.