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#7 - twofacedent (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But seriously, how ******* happy was the 50th terrorist
#22 - Kirbyman (11/24/2012) [-]
Torture nowadays.
User avatar #41 - rajand (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I copied and pasted this from an urban legends website. "Analysis: False. I consulted Dr. Frank E. Vandiver, professor of history at Texas A&M University and author of Black Jack: The Life and Times of John J. Pershing, to ask if there's any truth to the above, and he responded via email that in his opinion the story is apocryphal.
"I never found any indication that it was true in extensive research on his Moro experiences," Vandiver wrote. "This kind of thing would have run completely against his character."

Similarly, I've been unable to find any evidence corroborating the claim that Muslims believe that "eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell." It is true that Islamic dietary restrictions, like those of Judaism, forbid the eating or handling of pork because pigs are considered unclean. But according to Raeed Tayeh of the American Muslim Association in North America, the notion that a Muslim would be denied entrance to heaven for touching a pig is "ridiculous." A statement from the Anti-Defamation League characterizes the claim as an "offensive caricature of Muslim beliefs."

Lastly, John J. Pershing was born near Laclede, Missouri — not Mississippi."
User avatar #53 - I Am Monkey (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Today: Kill the man responsible for the largest terrorist attack in human history. Give him a respectful burial in accordance with Muslim law.
Lolwut
User avatar #82 - threeeighteen (11/24/2012) [+] (18 replies)
It's odd how FJ is acting all tough and strict on Muslims all of a sudden, normally it's "liberal" pussies sucking Muslim dick (metaphorically of course).
#76 - heartlessrobot (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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We need to do this again. Or threaten to rain pig entrails out of planes instead of bombs. Or bombs with pigs strapped to them.
#2 - ragingdrunk (11/23/2012) [+] (22 replies)
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#107 - dirigiblequixote (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Fun fact: Israeli Defense Force headquarters have guard pigs for this very reason.

Plus, pigs are goddamn vicious. ****** crazy.
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#28 - ozydaeus (11/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I'm muslim and I approve of this. Seriously, this **** would definitely work again, or bring an even bigger **** storm. Either way it'll be interesting to watch
#1 - aaronoutlaw (11/23/2012) [-]
This man. Bring him back!
#72 - darkoblivion (11/24/2012) [-]
this is too awesome, we should do this.
this is too awesome, we should do this.
User avatar #16 - thelastamerican ONLINE (11/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Water boarding. Torture in general. Why go to all the trouble? I can give you a drug as archaic as sodium pentagonal and you can't help yourself. You just tell me the answer truthfully. Torture a man and he'll tell you whatever he thinks you want him to say just to make the pain and suffering go away.
TL;DR: Torture is old fashioned.
User avatar #17 to #16 - imakejewburgers (11/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, but it would be really fun.
User avatar #46 - undeadwill ONLINE (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why the **** don't we do this?

I mean out all the torture we do this one scares the **** out of them
#54 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
pretty sure there were no terrorist attacks because of world war 1 and 2. I doubt this had much of an impact on those terrorists.
just my two cents, obviously I am wrong.
#58 to #54 - rapeyrapey (11/24/2012) [-]
then dont leave a stupid ******* comment
#65 - cometfire (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
DO THIS NOW!
DO THIS NOW!
#126 - teranin ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Yay frontpage!
#73 - cdroid (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Liberals would never go for this. Conservatives would say "tomorrow, we're goin down to Guantanamo Bay and picking out our 50 favorite muslims."
#20 - kongen (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** you america
#50 to #20 - patchesdacrazy (11/24/2012) [-]
Somebody hold me....
User avatar #75 - ohhhsnap (11/24/2012) [-]
wasted bacon.damn u general,damn u
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