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Funny joke
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OP
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid
in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. Ar The
barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son ?" The
boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I teh
you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns! AA
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey
son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take
the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy
licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I
take the dollar, the game is over!"
whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid
in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. Ar The
barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son ?" The
boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I teh
you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns! AA
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey
son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take
the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy
licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I
take the dollar, the game is over!"
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Every time the kid enters the store, he gets two quarters because the barber believes the kid is stupid and wants to prove it to everyone. But should he take the dollar, the barber will know the kid is actually intelligent and no longer give the kid anything. So the kid continues to take the quarters because he knows he can continue to get them if he plays dumb.
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clutchkill **User deleted account** (11/23/2012) [-]
iu copyed and pasted the words in my own format lol