nah we got it. . New thanks, we have everything. I was stopped at a checkpoint on the way home from work at 6:00 in the morning. Do you have any alcohol in the vehicle? No. Have you had a drink of alcohol toni
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nah we got it

New thanks,
we have everything
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User avatar #2 - thelastamerican (11/24/2012) [-]
I was stopped at a checkpoint on the way home from work at 6:00 in the morning.
Do you have any alcohol in the vehicle?
No.
Have you had a drink of alcohol tonight?
No.
Do you have any drugs in the vehicle?
No.
Have you taken any illegal drugs tonight?
No.
Do you have any weapons in the vehicle with you?
Yes.
This is where it gets both funny and terrifying.
The cop steps back and fondles his gun. What kinds of weapons do you have in the vehicle with you sir?
I've got two hands two feet and a brain. I also have a pocket knife clipped to my left hand pocket.
The cop proceeds to get pissey at this point and thankfully stops fondling his gun.
Why did you say you had weapons in the car with you sir?
Because everything I just mentioned is a weapon.
You can move along.
#1 - anonymoose (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why would a police officer ask that?
Why would a police officer ask that?
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