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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/23/2012) [-]
or sometime they go

" Do you think I'm helpless? I can open doors by myself."


well you know what fuck you too you old cunt


true story... happened in a gas station today
#64 to #1 - furyr (11/24/2012) [-]
One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the fuck, I just opened a door for them
One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the fuck, I just opened a door for them
User avatar #36 to #1 - KillinTime ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
close the door in his face
walk away

it's what he wanted right?
#7 to #1 - danytheop (11/24/2012) [-]
I hate it when they say: I have a boyfriend. Like bitch I don't give a fuck about yo nigga i just opened the door not your fucking legs. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PEOPLE GET IT TOGETHER!
User avatar #155 to #7 - dapianoman (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd just slam the door in that bitch's fucking face. That's just plain being a douche if you ask me.
User avatar #139 to #7 - technosauce **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
"I opened the door not asked to see your tits you egotistical cunt". Is what you should say
User avatar #189 to #139 - danytheop (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, or I can't believe you made me get 130 thumbs. Jesus fucking christ.
User avatar #29 to #7 - ningyoaijin (11/24/2012) [-]
If a bitch did that to me, I'd just reply "fuck you" and kick her down the nearest available set of stairs.
User avatar #98 to #29 - turboderp (11/24/2012) [-]
With that attitude, I really don't think you hold the door for anyone unless you want in their pants.
User avatar #2 to #1 - razzr (11/23/2012) [-]
haha ive had this happen to me to xD
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/23/2012) [-]
she a fucking full bitch. Say thanks don't say thanks I don't care but, don't be a fucking bitch about it I should have just slammed it in in her fucking face
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