everytime

I hate it when they say: I have a boyfriend. Like bitch I don't give a fuck about yo nigga i just opened the door not your fucking legs. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PEOPLE GET IT TOGETHER!

"I opened the door not asked to see your tits you egotistical cunt". Is what you should say

Yeah, or I can't believe you made me get 130 thumbs. Jesus fucking christ.

I'd just slam the door in that bitch's fucking face. That's just plain being a douche if you ask me.

With that attitude, I really don't think you hold the door for anyone unless you want in their pants.

One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the fuck, I just opened a door for them

close the door in his face
walk away

it's what he wanted right?

haha ive had this happen to me to xD

she a fucking full bitch. Say thanks don't say thanks I don't care but, don't be a fucking bitch about it I should have just slammed it in in her fucking face

"my bad, hot wheels."

that's because they are full with shit and do not like to admit they need help else people think they are weak

Maybe he was embarrassed to admit he needed help

i live in sheffield and its kinda like this
Kids: *Dirty look*
Teens (Male): Thanks mate
Teens (female): Cheers love
Adults: Cheers mate
Elderly(males): *Grumble* Dont need help *grumble*
Elderly(females): Such a sweet dear, Why i do love it when young gentlemen like yourself are so kind and caring. ..ten minute conversation about the weather and how her cat tibbles is doing...

I want to know how Tibbles is doing..

she died.

Cheers mate

#43

Aren't people in finland nice?

I'd punch that kid if he said that to me when I was holding up a door for him.

what you have to do is slam the door you opened for them in their face and stop them from opening it until they ask for your help

mfw reading your post.

You are good person.

Awh, thanks :3

Not at all my boy.

Here is a heartfelt smile for your good deeds.

>My boy
>Boy

D: Last time I checked I weren't a boy... But nice smile! Have some waffles, because hey... Free waffles.

Waffles are so cash.

>Implying

>Taiga
>Lilly

I don't know who you are, but I think we should be friends. Do you know about the SOL Thread?

>Maes

>Winry

We SHOULD be friends.

I don't know about the SOL thread, though.

Sounds like a party.

Well, basically it's like the anime board except without the cancer. I'm a regular on it, and we're basically a pretty small, tight-knit group, around 20 people or so, and we talk about anime and life and what have you. I think you'd fit right in; why not introduce yourself? We love newfriends.
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/theonetruesunnyday/4075016/Slice+of+Life+thread+3/

An anime thread...

WITHOUT CANCER?

I WILL JOIN RIGHT AWAY

YES DO SO
ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE REACTION PIC

YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME-

SHIT


YOU SENT ME A LINK TO THIS MAN'S PROFILE
THUS I CANNOT ACCESS IT

THAT IS INDEED A PROBLEM
I SHALL CONTACT THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES SO THAT YOU MAY JOIN

VERY GOOD SIR

I WAS ABOUT TO CHOKE A BITCH

Ok, I just made a post on the thread itself and I messaged the main kim jong on fb, but he isn't online on either fj or facebook. Really, all we can do right now is wait. Once you get a friend request from theonetruesunnyday, you'll be able to access the thread. Sorry for the hassle.

I got the request.

Thanks mate, it was no hassle. I made myself a burger in the meantime.

You're a better person than I am, if I saw anyone trip over a curb and smack their forehead I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing really hard.

Believe me... The temptation was there. The amount of times I've walked past like a 4 year old tripping over and burst out laughing.

Oh my God. This same thing happened to me when I was like eight. I was walking out of the hospital after foot surgery when this old lady fell and busted her head on the curb. My mom ran over, and the lady was walking with four other people, so there were five people grounding her. She stood up and told everyone that she was fine, but my mom still looked over at me, panicking, and told me to go run and get help. I became instantly hysterical and I busted into the lobby of the office where she had just came from, yelling that this old lady need help and she was hurt. Nobody did a fucking thing but sit there silently and stare at me like "Is this kid fucking stupid or something?". I sat there crying in the doorway before my mom came over. She got me in trouble because nobody else in a crowded fucking doctor's office at a hospital wanted to help.

I wish I could describe MFW, but all I can think of is a fucking tomato because that must have been how red my face was. I guess this will have to do.

This is why I have trouble talking to people now.

The thought was there bro... That's all that matters

what why do they say sorry

Canadians are so polite, they feel bad because they should have opened the door for you first.

Let me google that for you
lmgtfy.com/?q=canadian+stereotypes

eh*

**any

I didn't want to hurt the door.

you should have farted on them excessively, thats what my Grandad says

You should have tripped her.

I would have choked a bitch.

It's cool, eventually it bites back. Should've used the trip rule, though.

And then this is your face if you put your foot out to trip them over.

Indubidebly

next time try yelling at them.

*they walk by, take 2-3 steps*

"YOUR WELCOME"

or just try and trip them

Doing both at the same time would be fucking priceless.

Are you opening the door for them to be polite or because you want gratification?

To be polite, but is it wrong to expect common courtesy from that person as well?

If you are expecting courtesy you are doing it for gratification, if you just appreciate when people do say thank you then you are being simply polite.

>Implying I don't already read everything in a Gilbert Gottfried voice

No, but I just reread it and it is 1000x funnier.

I read it in Michael Caine's voice.

Every time I am reminded of Gilbert Gottfried.