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#25 - bruisedtoblue (11/24/2012) [-]
Mfw I can't make a good greentext story to tell you about when I clogged my good ear (deaf in one ear) and thought I was going to be deaf forever.
Mfw I can't make a good greentext story to tell you about when I clogged my good ear (deaf in one ear) and thought I was going to be deaf forever.
User avatar #36 to #25 - alstorp (11/24/2012) [-]
Try. I want to hear it.


No pun intended
#41 to #36 - bruisedtoblue (11/24/2012) [-]
>Be me, trying earwax removal stuff
>Ear drops clogging my good ear (deaf in one ear)
>Eating away wax. Yum.
>Try to drain it like usual
>Not coming out. Can't hear **** .
>Flush ear with water and dig with Q-tips
>Makes it worse
>OhgodOhgod. Panic.
>Can tell someone is talking outside door
>Lay on bathroom floor, trying to drain ear
>I've broken my ear.
>Start crying
>It's been 45 minutes and I can't unclog my ear.
>I guess it's time to tell mom. She'll take me to the E.R. or some **** .
>Dear God, if you fix this, I will renounce my atheism.
>Drains out. Can hear better than ever
>Just kidding God, it must have been a coincidence.
>Boyfriend dumps me.
.....
>On funnyjunk
>Can't make greentext
>Too long, too boring
>Red thumbs
>Tears
>Ex-Boyfriend runs over my dog.
#86 to #41 - bruisedtoblue (11/24/2012) [-]
I should've done the dinosaur thing.
User avatar #64 to #41 - wafflekings (11/24/2012) [-]
You should have made your ex and dog walk the dinosaur, you would have gotten top comment easily. but good story non the less.
User avatar #58 to #41 - MakesTigersGoRawr (11/24/2012) [-]
I enjoyed this more than most green text stories, so good job!
User avatar #49 to #41 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
... is the last one true?
#50 to #49 - bruisedtoblue (11/24/2012) [-]
Not him running over my dog. I thought it would be funny. In a dark, ironic kind of way.
Not him running over my dog. I thought it would be funny. In a dark, ironic kind of way.
User avatar #51 to #50 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Thats alright then. Glad you got your ear working again!
#52 to #51 - bruisedtoblue (11/24/2012) [-]
Why thank you. :)
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