The sad truth

This fuckin' guy.

Or you can use one of these bad boys right here, this here is call a ever mother fucking stone, you wanna keep that wimpy ass motherfuckin magikarp? Make that floppy ass brain dead excuse for a pokemon hold this stone, BUT magikarps can't fucking hold things let alone attack some shit, so shove this beautiful stone down its fucking gullet and you never have to worry about a radical fucking Gyarados, and you can slip this in your girlfriends pocket when she isn't looking and this spectacular stony-stone will keep her from evolving into a cunt bucket. Ever Stone bitches!

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I don't see the humor.

Get married and find out.

HE'S EVERYWHERE.

Im sure it has its positive points... but im not sure if I would want a fleshlight as a hand.

Sorry man... Wish i could thumb you up

I understand. Here, take this for thumbing me up.

good luck with that doc.

That feel when someone rolls a picture that you made. :D

that moment when someone besides me like Oshawott.

**Dwarf rolled a random comment #37 posted by anonymous at It's like they're waiting for that scene ** :

That doesn't work with humans, it turns your girlfriend into your fiancee, and then into bridezilla

Now with subtitles!

scratch that, i messaged her back [big]im weak and horny ;;[big]_