My Massive Cock

Meanwhile? So he was in two places at the same time?

Nobody understands me Frank.

I think those girls were just chicken....

Really...who the fuck thumbed this up? Did you only thumb it up because it was a different drawing?
I saw it coming when I read the title.
Fuck I hope everyone who thumbed this up is new to the internet.

Haha, this joke has never been used XDDD

Im dying of laughter :DD

Wait a minute, so is the guy in the last panel his twin brother or clone or something? Because if he is trying to get girls to see his rooster, but it says "Meanwhile", then isn't it basically all happening at the same time? Sorry if I confused you there, but this whole post is one giant mindfuck.

i was about to delete my account and quite fj for good because of you if it wasn't for the comments of people agreeing with me that this is the most effortless excuse for a comic i have ever seen. go post this on 9fag and you should get 500,000 "smiley faces" or whatever. just get this crap off of funnyjunk.

tl;dr you are one dense motherfucker

How does this 1000 thumbs. Just how. Its an overused pathetic shit joke that only got thumbs because its hand-drawn

So, you're telling me, I leave FJ for a few months and come back to this?
I -
I don't-
*sigh*

Nigga you just went full dodecahedral -giga-nuclear-fusion-reactor retarded.

You just went 648 kinds of retarded.

You have split the retard atom and propelled yourself 299,792,458 retards-per-second straight into a retardhole.

You have gone quantum-retard, sir.
So retarded, in fact, that even in the universes where you DIDN'T post that retarded comic- it's STILL retarded.

I think you should leave.

TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS