we have a special kind of coca cola bottle in my country, and since our fridge is cold as fuck, everytime we want cola we have to squeeze it out of the bottle. This creates a farting sound, and it looks as if the bottle is excrementing.

Everytime my mother pours to a guest, she moans as if in pain because of a shit coming out.

that is why they are not recieving guests anymore

so much better than mine