Just Imagine. Who would you sponsor?. New ll , "invisi TME TRIBUTES. Just imagine Katniss in the Hunger Games.... I dunno, OP, seems like quite the stretch of the imagination! But srs, I would read/watch the outta that lineup :P Newage HungerGam
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User avatar #60 - meiverona (11/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just imagine Katniss in the Hunger Games.... I dunno, OP, seems like quite the stretch of the imagination!
But srs, I would read/watch the **** outta that lineup :P
#152 - severot (11/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 - IAmManbearpig (11/23/2012) [-]
as much as i like sean bean, he always dies. no exception.
granted, he would take down half the other tributes and die an epic as **** death.
#243 - cantfindaname (11/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Bear Gryls versus a bunch of actors.. Looks like we have a winner
#84 - brosanction (11/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
pretty much the only survivable real person who is not an actor
my money's on Grylls
#299 - kubrick (11/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Game over.
User avatar #255 - montanus (11/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Well, the problem is, Achilles is a demigod, he needs to be nerfed.
#83 - dovahbrine (11/23/2012) [-]
Deadpool would win and he's not even there>
#441 - donekilledyou (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why in God's name would she ever be a tribute?
#447 to #441 - cultfiction (11/24/2012) [-]
Someone needs to die first, and I dont see no black man in that line-up!
User avatar #363 - charv (11/24/2012) [-]
Where is Legolas might I ask?
User avatar #351 - Mebeshe (11/24/2012) [-]
My money's on the t-rex.
#345 - metalbeasteg (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Well I know who's NOT going to win...
User avatar #298 - atzy (11/24/2012) [-]
Batman of course has his martial arts abilities and his seven years abroad, i think he'll manage just fine, maybe just a little weakened without his technology? Sponsors would give him that though. Leonidas, great fighter, but if the anger gets to him he'll break, Katniss is ****** , Aragorn without his ghost army, still stands strong. Hawkeye would have to cooperate with black widow, and the gamemaker would just mess them both up by throwing in a bunch of **** . Alice, if her powers are at the magnitude they were at in R.E - Extinction, she'll throw a fight, but her powers will fight her back, because of the mental strain she gets from them. Xena, she would adapt, but would still have to fight with every bit of strength she has. Indie, doesn't fight too well, but from years of experience in the field, he'll probably make his away around the landscape, would have to rely on sponsors though, but could be a crowd favorite, sort of an underdog. Not gonna comment on the rest of them xD
User avatar #23 - gratrunka (11/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Okay then

To even the playing field, I've removed guns from the equation, as only a few of the 'combatants' use guns. I'm saying that the weapons of choice, are mainly going to be swords, or whatever the person can make.

What I think will happen to the people.

Batman - Doesn't kill, relies on Gadgets and gizmo's. Unless he breaks his no-kill rule, and goes all native, he's a goner. Although he is trained in multiple martial arts, is probably the most intelligent, but I'm going off Movie batman, the guy who got his ass kicked by Bane. In the movie, he got defeated, then came back and destroyed Bane. In the arena though, if you get defeated, you die.

Indiana Jones - He's a treasure hunter, not an actual hunter. Has some survival techniques, but overall, not enough to survive against the other opponents.

Ripley - Survived in the alien trilogy mainly due to luck, determination and intelligence. Sadly, this is not her environment, so she's going to die.

Ned Stark - More of a brute force fighter. Lugging around a heavy broadsword isn't going to be that much of an advantage. Might win by brute strength alone, but against stealth opponents like Hawk-eye, and strong opponents like Rambo and Conan, probably not going to work.

Bear Grylls - This one is a tricky one, because he has all the necessary skills required to win this (survival skills, and he fought in the SAS), but He lacks the brutality of the other 'true' Fighters. I think he'll survive for a bit, but ultimately be defeated.

Leonides - Whilst he survived an entire hoard in 300, that was when the playing field was to their advantage, and there was 300 of them. In the jungle of Jurassic Park, the King of Sparta will meet his end.

Hit girl - Is like a weaker, younger version of Batman. I don't know much about Hit-girl, but I'm assuming that she doesn't have many jungle/survival skills, at least not enough to be able to arm/defend herself in the middle of Jurassic park.
User avatar #24 to #23 - gratrunka (11/23/2012) [-]

I'm plying this game, as if there were no Dinosaurs. If there were dinosaurs, then every bodies dead.


Conan - From What I know, he's in the same boat as Ned Stark. He is a massive fighter, but in the close quarters of the Park, I think he is goign to struggle and die, probably early on.

Rambo - One of the most capable of the mix. All his movies are set in a jungle, with the bare-minimum of supplies, and an entire army after him. I believe that he will be one of the last combatants standing.

Katniss - The most suited to this game in theory, in reality, the opponents she will be facing are worse then the ones she faced in the book. In the book, majority were starving children, forced to fight. In this arena, all are warriors, and all having the capability to kill her. I think, she's going to last a while, but not make it into the top 5.

Achilles - He's immortal. In the greek mythology, he is immortal, everywhere except for his heel. If you remove the 'magic' from the equation, I think he would die fairly soon, probably killed by one of the sneaky opponents, like Hawk-eye, or Katniss.

Alice - As with Achilles, this lady has special powers. Remove these from the equations, she's not that much. She's used to fighting zombies, rambling masses of flesh, not skilled opponents, who are intelligent enough not to charge headlong into her (excluding Conan). Last a while, killed by a long range opponent, or overpowered by a stronger opponent.

The Bride - As part of the secret assassin/hit squad, she is skilled with every firearm on the planet. Combined with a samurai sword, she's a ruthless assassin. Remove firearms, and her sword, she's useless. There's only a number of times you can comeback from the dead, and I think she exhaust all her lives in the first 10 minutes.

Xina - I have no knowledge of Xina, so I'll skip her.

Maximus - He's a cage fighter, and a brilliant Tactician, but without an army, and in the open world, I think he will falter and perish.


#438 - modernclassmusic ONLINE (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would totally sponsor Indiana, are you kidding me!? He's a frakkin' genius!   
   
-expert puzzle solver   
-archeological dictionary   
-survivalist   
-mad crazy luck   
and last but not least...   
-he's technically immortal since he drank form the holy grail... nuff said.
I would totally sponsor Indiana, are you kidding me!? He's a frakkin' genius!

-expert puzzle solver
-archeological dictionary
-survivalist
-mad crazy luck
and last but not least...
-he's technically immortal since he drank form the holy grail... nuff said.
User avatar #396 - hewhoepicfails (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm voting for Batman on the grounds that he is the ******* Batman.
#339 - yeahguy (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Then they would all realize at the exact same time how morally ****** this all is and would team up to take down the horrible people who got this started in the first place. Either way most of these people will die in rediculously epic and heroic ways, starting with bear who fights off a wild pack of gigabears with his bear hands before getting bearheaded.
User avatar #283 - ukuleleofvengeance (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
bear grylls would get ******* destroyed
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