Goddamnit. One of my favorites.. Girl thinks of me as little brother only likes duchebags with those stupid I - gauges alas hat and socially awkward Paarty that
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Goddamnit

One of my favorites.

Girl
thinks of me as little brother
only likes duchebags with those stupid
I - gauges
alas hat and socially awkward
Paarty that weekend
her to be my date
some reason she say yes
her up in Grand car she loved
s wearing a bright blue dress that shows off great ass
there people ask
Nojust Friends."
Paarty ends. driving back to our town
would you like to watch a movie at my house?"
Sure Anon, sounds good."
watch a movie i as her what if zombies attacked my house right now
says." Kill the aall What about you?"
Tell you my true felling about you and see where it went after."
Anon- you like me?"
HI love you."
says i feel the same but i have been to shy to say anything
goon it and the kiss lands
min make out session
walks seductively to my room saying "Meet me herein ti minutes."
long ti minutes goes by.
vapen my door, trip on the fawr.
Get up Anon["
Outand up to see her in bra and panties
Hump on the bed. furiously making out
Pstart to undo her bra.
pushes me away and turns around ''I can' t do this."
HI can' t Arsyro'
What' s wrong?"
Churns around and looks deep into my eyes.
to the most seductive voice she -
I' m gunna need about tree fiddy/'
Now it was about this timei beautiful on was A 8 story tall
crustacean from the Paleozoic Era
That monster handpicked me. again.
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Submitted: 11/23/2012
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#2 - lordleto (11/23/2012) [-]
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#12 - kripke (11/23/2012) [-]
Still Counts
#14 - adrenacrome (11/24/2012) [-]
Beautiful...

(Dedz to Jim Carrey for me spelling that right)
User avatar #10 - vanhoutte (11/23/2012) [-]
"Dochebags".....lol
User avatar #9 - dxninjaxo (11/23/2012) [-]
i saw that coming at the "meet me in the room in 5 minutes" part.
User avatar #8 - majormoron (11/23/2012) [-]
I saw that one coming too. I know 4chan pretty well now I think. Except /b/. Cuz thats never understandable.
User avatar #7 - postie (11/23/2012) [-]
I expected to see walk the dinosaur, when it said open the door.
User avatar #6 - vanoreo (11/23/2012) [-]
Knew it was going somewhere

Knew it was Nessy at meet in five minutes.
#5 - kanudaman (11/23/2012) [-]
To be expected, but still made me smile.
User avatar #4 - megareader (11/23/2012) [-]
I was sad that he wasn't gonna get laid, but then I got really happy. OP delivers.
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