Facebook. Saw this on Tumblr. I lol'd. the 145 year eld boy types ". starrt" inte his wheel' s public cementer, only find that his ether male friend is already  Facebook Saw this on Tumblr I lol'd the 145 year eld boy types " starrt" inte his wheel' s public cementer only find that ether male friend is already
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Facebook. Saw this on Tumblr. I lol'd. the 145 year eld boy types ". starrt" inte his wheel' s public cementer, only find that his ether male friend is already

Saw this on Tumblr. I lol'd

the 145 year eld boy types ". starrt" inte his wheel' s public
cementer, only find that his ether male friend is already legged in. he
smiles smugly types "i' m gay lei i like boys in my butt" as
a status. the boy laughs maniacally himself. it is the single
greatest hack ever by arty ether human. he is
god emang his friends and the entire erupts in laughter as he
jumps en a deed and ascends inte the sky
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco
Reply +88 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Here's what everyone does.

"I'm coming out of the closet"

Here's what I'd do:

"Romney isn't that bad."

"My grandmother didn't die quick enough"

"My girlfriend is such a tool"

"Is it wrong to find Cody Vasconcellos sexy?"

"I wonder if my sonic screwdriver will fit inside me....tonight, I find out"

"Not only do I use Facebook during school hours, I also forget to log out occasionally, And the nazi's did nothing TOO bad."
User avatar #37 to #5 - localcatbarber
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
I just saw one on my feed, a girl saying "I just shaved downstairs. I went down three waist sizes!"
#54 to #5 - siggythepiggy
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Change their birthday.
When the real birthday comes,
they will get no congratulations
and think nobody loves them.
#29 to #5 - jakols
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
i usually post poems about flowers when i facerape a buddy of mine
that way everyone thinks he's a fag without me actually typing it on the status.
All his Facebook Friends face when

"A single rose. Given by one to another. A single rose. Be it a friend, sister, or lover

A single rose. So good and pure. A single rose. May be the cure

A single rose. May dry the tears. A single rose. Wipes away the fears

A single rose. Represents many things. A single rose. To a memory, it clings

And if, by chance, that memory is bad. A single rose. Can seem so sad

But if, with luck, the memory is good. The rose stands proud. As it should. "
#47 to #29 - cruzslzr
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
yfw he gets so much pussy for being "romantic"
User avatar #38 to #29 - siridontcare
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
T.T so beautiful
User avatar #11 to #5 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
"Okay I'll admit it... Obama's politics aren't that bad, it's because he's black that i don't like him"
User avatar #7 to #5 - xplosevdiarrhea
Reply +165 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
I always thought it would be the one time that the "like" button would be useful on YouPorn.
#14 to #7 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
#36 to #7 - sodapops
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Subtle, yet obvious.... Can't believe I've never thought of this. I think my next mission is to kidnap my friend's smartphone.
#31 to #7 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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#20 to #7 - derpit **User deleted account**
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#88 to #7 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
THIS IS GREAT!   
   
THIS IS THE "EVIELEST" THING EVER!
THIS IS GREAT!

THIS IS THE "EVIELEST" THING EVER!
User avatar #82 to #7 - deepo
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
I did this to a friend once and it doesn't work, facebook is not allowing it. (however we saved a porn picture on his computer, and then uploaded it on facebook, and it stayed here for three days)
#15 - esmebuffay
Reply +73 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
I would just change their profile pic to this.
User avatar #49 to #15 - letmetellyouastory
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Or how 'bout every pic?
#68 to #15 - EdwardNigma
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Your ******** wouldn't work on me, because jokes on your ************, thats ALREADY my facebook picture, with THIS as my cover photo.

Your move, ************.
User avatar #22 to #15 - kyrozor
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
I'll be saving that and doing that in college today, since it's friday morning and we've al been finished for 4 weeks so we just sit on games and facebook.
#24 to #22 - Sylphion
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Ditto
#33 to #15 - madjik
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - auraguardian
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
friend leaves facebook signed in



LEL I TOTES HAKKED YOU IM PRO
#40 - grundo
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
I...
I don't know what got into me.
This dude hates me now.
#83 to #40 - brutalfistfuck
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Oh my god, I'm serious. I'm dying! This is the funniest ******* thing I've seen in months!
User avatar #79 to #40 - yentabear
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
I'm happy that they have the confidence to show their homosexuality, but ****
WE GET IT
#42 to #40 - scepterr
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Just one question ,

Added X to HER interests

Why her
User avatar #51 to #42 - Heaney
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Must have changed their sex. From him to her for that cherry on top.
#81 to #40 - lezbeyan
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
"Being gay and Cock Sucking to HER activities"...
#45 to #40 - snipy
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
>This dude
>HER
>Wut.
#27 - fisheaglee
Reply -21 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
MFW LOL
#67 to #27 - sissywoo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reaction picture to represent your level of stupidity, so heres a black guy.   
   
P.S, youre an idiot
I have no suitable reaction picture to represent your level of stupidity, so heres a black guy.

P.S, youre an idiot
#30 to #27 - Digitalphear
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #59 - muchasmarcos
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Be 16, sit in with hotest girl in my class.
She leaves for toilet.
She forgot her cellphone wich is still logged in into facebook.
Write status: '' I like it in the but. ''
She's completley fine with it and we laugh together.
Next friday night i score.
I got laid because i was a immature cunt.
#53 - harjafarger
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Who the **** still types "www." anymore...
#57 to #53 - anon id: caeec9d6
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
You just did.
#73 to #57 - scumbagposter
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#60 to #57 - speechless
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#91 to #57 - averagewhitekid
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#8 - wehavecandy
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #8 - hydraetis
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
HOW THE **** DOES IT LOOP SO SEAMLESSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#19 to #18 - Childofindigo
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Because its not actually moving.
User avatar #109 to #19 - hydraetis
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/24/2012) [-]
.....jesus christ
#34 - rightouslightning
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
If someone ever left their facebook logged on, here's what I would write:   
   
"Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going through a real tough time in my life right now. It feels like the weight of my life is bearing down on me and I don't know how I'll be able to cope with it. So, if anyone wants to be a great friend and give me a call and help talk me through this, I would be so very grateful."   
   
And then I would laugh maniacally as said person receives a flood of phone calls from people giving emotional support.
If someone ever left their facebook logged on, here's what I would write:

"Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going through a real tough time in my life right now. It feels like the weight of my life is bearing down on me and I don't know how I'll be able to cope with it. So, if anyone wants to be a great friend and give me a call and help talk me through this, I would be so very grateful."

And then I would laugh maniacally as said person receives a flood of phone calls from people giving emotional support.
#74 to #34 - scumbagposter
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #34 - TreesyDoesIt
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
I would remove them from any current relationship they are in, open up a new tab and create a profile named "Person's Hand" or "Palmella" and then put them in a relationship with eachother. Best wank joke to date.
User avatar #66 - salari
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
The other day my gay friend left his Facebook account logged in on my computer.

I had no idea what to write.
#70 to #66 - mrloopyman
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Change it to interested in woman!
User avatar #71 to #66 - lasmamoe
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
"im straight and i like to have sex with girls"
User avatar #76 to #66 - mrhumperdoodle
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
"I cut my balls shaving my pubes :("