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Everything in Australia is a goddamn spider.
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#21 - drewbridge
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Everything in Australia is NOT a spider.
#22 to #21 - drewbridge
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Wait, what the ****?
#23 to #22 - drewbridge
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OH JESUS RUN
#24 to #23 - drewbridge
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Before the world could even react, they had reached their peak. There was no stopping it. Australia lifted out of the earth's crust with it's mighty legs, and preceded to devour most of Southern Asia and Eastern Europe.
#37 to #24 - tommygunntyler
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This is the greatest thing ive ever seen
#192 to #24 - myfunnyfile
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User avatar #4 - rdangerdash
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That is also what we call them in New Zealand. Because y'know, New Zealand is a place too.
#168 to #4 - lombaxion
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Or as we like to call it: Australia Junior :P

P.S. I'm just messing, kiwis are pretty awesome
#172 to #168 - anon id: 075a6c14
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New Zealand is beautiful but we have **** internet
#47 to #4 - BroadSword
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Not enough people acknowledge us.
Not enough people acknowledge us.
#71 to #47 - hairydickfarts
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I acknowledge you my Kiwi friend.
User avatar #109 to #4 - jaggedherp
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I thought New Zealand was a magical place, hidden from the normal world
User avatar #35 to #4 - hairydickfarts
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im guessing you live there
User avatar #63 to #35 - teefa
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im australian and i personally think new zealand is one of my most beautiful countries in the world.
#68 to #63 - hairydickfarts
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I agree. It looks beautiful, I've never been there though, I live in 'murica.
I agree. It looks beautiful, I've never been there though, I live in 'murica.
#79 to #68 - BroadSword
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I can see why :)
User avatar #81 to #79 - hairydickfarts
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is that new zealand?
User avatar #84 to #81 - BroadSword
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yeah
#94 to #84 - hairydickfarts
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this is a picture of where I live.

psttt its 11:30 pm here.

get it? cause its dark. I'm going to bed.
User avatar #153 to #84 - georgeojffs
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are you sure? It doesn't look like anything ive seen there and i live there...
User avatar #157 to #153 - BroadSword
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You live in the North Island or south?
User avatar #159 to #157 - georgeojffs
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South, you?
#165 to #159 - BroadSword
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North, in Hamilton haha. Ive only been to the south island a few times to ski, theres a few gems in the south that look like this though.

Pic related its a photo I took while crusing in a helicopter trip
User avatar #245 to #165 - MrRickAstley
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Hawkes Bay reporting in
#251 to #245 - BroadSword
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User avatar #170 to #165 - georgeojffs
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Have you?
User avatar #176 to #170 - BroadSword
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Nope
User avatar #177 to #176 - georgeojffs
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You should, google it I live in the town next to it
User avatar #166 to #165 - georgeojffs
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been to fiordland/milford
#91 to #84 - hairydickfarts
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#123 to #91 - anon id: 0e52e2a2
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youre small text is gay ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #258 to #63 - lailii
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You own New Zealand?



User avatar #151 to #63 - elitejerkz
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Its beautiful, but the people speak retardedly.
User avatar #154 to #151 - teefa
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plus lotr was filmed there... :D
#167 to #154 - kmanthreesixty
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And the upcoming Hobbit!
User avatar #173 to #167 - teefa
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IKR IM SO ******* EXCITED MAN!
User avatar #175 to #173 - teefa
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reliving my childhood...
#2 - sepherif
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Sprite mixed with Kiwi Syrup is called a Lime Spider.
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#96 - HarvietheDinkle
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#100 to #96 - biograde
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Hell even their mammals are venomous
User avatar #16 - totallycerealguy
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I'm Australian but I've never heard of this..
User avatar #49 to #16 - evilanakie
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0_0 seriously
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User avatar #33 to #16 - howuncreativeofme
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then i feel sad for your childhood man.
#19 to #16 - jmanporter
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everyone here knows what a ******* spider is
everyone here knows what a ******* spider is
#179 - ankh
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#239 to #179 - pencilartist
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"Opposite day cunt #1"
"#2"

User avatar #267 to #179 - elcreepo
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Nobody ever has an opinion of Scandinavia.
#213 to #179 - bibbity
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As an australian I must admit that picture is fairly accurate.
#110 - Tzunami
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You all seem fairly interested in the spiders that we get around the house here in Australia, so I'll post a few pictures of the types of spiders I have encountered. I'll start with the mouse spider (about the size of the palm of your hand).
#122 to #110 - bonkboy
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Real interesting stuff man. I worked at my Zoo's Insecatarium as a volunteer and then employee for about 4 years now, so I obviously love bugs and arachnids.

We used to have some Golden Orb Spider at our Insectarium until last Spring, and I always thought they were real cool.
User avatar #125 to #122 - Tzunami
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Their webs are beautiful! They're an amazing breed!
#127 to #125 - bonkboy
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I know man, there webs were gorgeous. We have a spider in the North American Midwest that makes a spiral moasic in its web too, but I say its shunned by the Golden Orb's.   
   
We also had a Birdeater Spider, I named Bertha. (I don't think she is an Australian Species though.)
I know man, there webs were gorgeous. We have a spider in the North American Midwest that makes a spiral moasic in its web too, but I say its shunned by the Golden Orb's.

We also had a Birdeater Spider, I named Bertha. (I don't think she is an Australian Species though.)
#142 to #110 - takesomemorewater
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#206 to #110 - hovimestari
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All of my nope to this thread, thank god i live in Finland, I'm so glad to live in this freezing country with all these tiny little spiders.   
MFW all these spiders
All of my nope to this thread, thank god i live in Finland, I'm so glad to live in this freezing country with all these tiny little spiders.
MFW all these spiders
User avatar #133 to #110 - kandazz
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I will take this moment of my life to tell you I am never ever ever going to Australia. **** your country/continent and all its wildlife. You are ok. I even thumbed you on a couple of your non spidery posts. But balls on your landmass sir.
User avatar #294 to #133 - Tzunami
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hahaha where's your sense of adventure! Dangerous wildlife makes everything more exciting! Sailing a boat down a river: BORING! Sailing a boat down a crocodile infested river: EPIC!
#218 to #133 - anon id: e79958b3
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dont be a pussy lol
just stay in the cities and you should be ok

**** sydney though
#111 to #110 - Tzunami
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This is a Golden orb spider, we get thousands of them living in giant colonys with webs that span vast distances of rainforest (like the spiders in the harry potter movie). I am pretty sure we only get them where I live (far north Queensland) up in the rainforest. There's a baby one living in my kitchen at the moment on a flower pot. I'll just leave him there until he gets too big, then I'll relocate him.
User avatar #116 to #111 - kapitanokliosov
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Well i'm in southern Queensland near Brisbane and i have about 7 in my backyard at the moment
User avatar #118 to #116 - Tzunami
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Ahhhk, yeah I think they're mainly in QLD. They might move down to northern NSW but they seem like a tropical spider so I don't think they'd go much further south than that.
User avatar #158 to #118 - Eralus
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I'm in south QLD too. i don't see them often but I've seen a few in the forest near here. Webs are strong as hell
User avatar #120 to #118 - kapitanokliosov
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yeah they kinda stick near the equator all nice and warm for em.
#274 to #111 - inbardo
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FREAKING SPIDERS!!!!
User avatar #268 to #111 - elcreepo
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It... killed a huge bird.

Is it toxic to humans?

How can you people live with these things.. the spiders in northeastern america are cute and tiny (I like them because of that) compared to the ones in Australia.
User avatar #293 to #268 - Tzunami
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Haha I have no idea whether they're venomous or not I've never gotten them angry enough to find out. But I would assume that they are as most spiders are in Australia. A simple rule we follow is; just don't get bitten by anything because you'll probably die :P
#112 to #110 - Tzunami
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This is a wolf spider. The mothers carry around thousands of live babies which cling to her back. I made the unfortunate mistake of dropping one when I was trying to take it outside and ended up with millions of baby spiders running all over my bedroom floor :(.
#194 to #112 - jimmiesoperator
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Jesus ******* christ dude..
#273 to #112 - inbardo
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Ok, thanks for the nightmares.
Ok, thanks for the nightmares.
#117 to #110 - Tzunami
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Funnel web spiders are an iconic spider for Australians, and are named after the big funnels of webs they make in the ground as a trap for nearby prey. They come indoors sometimes and are a pest due to their extremely venomous stings. Luckily I have only ever had one indoors once, and it was near a door where I could sweep it out.
#121 to #110 - Tzunami
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This one is a redback spider and is a very well known icon for Australia. They are related to the black widow as some of you will probably notice, except that they have that distinctive red mark on their back. They are very venomous and are a constant worry for parents as they love living in places that aussie kids like to put their fingers, like under flower pot rims and in garden shed doors.
#115 to #110 - Tzunami
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The Huntsman spider. These little buggers are extremely common, and some households are literally infested with them! But they're okay in moderation, you'd go crazy trying to get them all out of your house in spider season so a lot of us just leave them be becuase they're non-venomous and eat all of the bugs that come inside :). (Note, this isn't the best picture but I thought a lot of you would recognise it from the viral video that this is a screenshot from).
#164 to #115 - lombaxion
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Scary as hell though when they come out of the driver side sunvisor at 70 kph 0_o
#124 to #110 - Tzunami
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This is the last one that I'll post, it's a bird eating spider. They're quite common where I live and like to stay up in the trees or in the shrubbery mainly, but they come inside and bother people sometimes. My mate had one in his shirt the other day when he put it on in the morning and got a nasty bite. (About the size of your hand, can grow bigger)
#128 - spidahridah
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And here I am, from Norway, where we have absolutely no insects more venomous than your everyday bee, and only one species of snake whose bite can't even kill you unless you're a child or have a medical condition.
And here I am, from Norway, where we have absolutely no insects more venomous than your everyday bee, and only one species of snake whose bite can't even kill you unless you're a child or have a medical condition.
#134 to #128 - opethfanphx
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True, but Norway has trolls
#138 to #134 - spidahridah
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Yes, but at least they're not venomous.
Yes, but at least they're not venomous.
#143 to #138 - opethfanphx
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Still dangerous if they have radies


#181 to #143 - PolarGhost
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So that's what they are Ricky... ******* racons
User avatar #136 to #134 - psychobeastjr
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LÖP FÖR FAAAN!!
#139 to #136 - spidahridah
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It's "LØP FOR FAAAEN!!"   
You ******* Swede.
It's "LØP FOR FAAAEN!!"
You ******* Swede.
User avatar #144 to #139 - psychobeastjr
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Yes i am a swede, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
User avatar #62 - peepeethesailor
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Ok so Funnyjunk you are all cunts
User avatar #64 to #62 - peepeethesailor
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Big fat hairy ****** cunts
User avatar #65 to #64 - peepeethesailor
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With STDs
User avatar #66 to #65 - peepeethesailor
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And ****** dicks inside
#69 to #66 - hawaiikid
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I honestly dont know how to react to this.   
   
So imma dump some gifs.
I honestly dont know how to react to this.

So imma dump some gifs.
#70 to #69 - hawaiikid
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Completely unrelated   
   
But dat face.
Completely unrelated

But dat face.
#73 to #70 - hawaiikid
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This is one of my favorites, just cause i dont know whats happening.
This is one of my favorites, just cause i dont know whats happening.
#74 to #73 - hawaiikid
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Aww. This one is cute.   
   
Till the ****** hampster shows up. That creepy bastard.
Aww. This one is cute.

Till the ****** hampster shows up. That creepy bastard.
#75 to #74 - hawaiikid
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:|   
   
:D
:|

:D
#97 to #75 - Keoul
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Comment Picture
#98 to #97 - Keoul
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Comment Picture
#76 to #75 - hawaiikid
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Oh god i just used emotes. Kill me.
Oh god i just used emotes. Kill me.
#77 to #76 - hawaiikid
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Almost lost a few of these.
Almost lost a few of these.
#78 to #77 - hawaiikid
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Well. I dont have a lot of color choices.   
   
Oh well.
Well. I dont have a lot of color choices.

Oh well.
#82 to #78 - hawaiikid
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Alas, i am out of gifs. Some images will have to suffice.
#83 to #82 - hawaiikid
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doodododo
#85 to #83 - hawaiikid
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Frontbutt for the win.
Frontbutt for the win.
#86 to #85 - hawaiikid
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Lets do this.
#87 to #86 - hawaiikid
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******* magnets.

This isnt how they work.
#89 to #87 - hawaiikid
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Grumpy cat is grumpy.
#90 to #89 - hawaiikid
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Im done. Mostly cause i got bored.
#180 to #90 - joyguy
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My reaction as soon as i see this whole thread
#129 to #70 - JohnTheRipper
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christ on a cross that made me laugh so ******* hard. his face.....just.....i cant even.....
#114 to #69 - robodarkvision
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i think these are the same guys
i think these are the same guys
#67 to #66 - legendofzeldafreak
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#187 - sillyrebecca
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#271 to #187 - elcreepo
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What kind of spider is that!
What kind of spider is that!
User avatar #211 to #187 - xxxansweredxxx
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....kill it with fire? Anybody....? Big giant spider thing? .....fire?.....

Yeah **** you too.
User avatar #226 to #211 - chickenfarting
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You would burn the house down