Dear Mr. President. I do not take credit for this, just got it in an email and wanted to share it with you all!!!. Dear Mr. President, I' m planning to move my
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Dear Mr. President

I do not take credit for this, just got it in an email and wanted to share it with you all!!!

Tags: obama | Mexico
Dear Mr. President,
I' m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for
my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We' re planning to simply walk
across the border from the U. S. into Mexico, and we' ll need your help to make a
few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal snufflier visas, passports,
immigration quota and laws. I' m sure they handle those things the same way you
do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I' m on
my way over’?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.
3. Please pring all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English speaking (trilingual)
theachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and
history.
S. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their
school.
I Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
I will need a local Mexican driver' s license so I can get easy access to
government services.
S. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico but I don' t plan to purchase car
insurance, and I probably won' t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one ofthe Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their
president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one
English speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U. S. flag from my house top, put U. S. flag decals on my car,
and have a gigantic celebration on July tth. I do not want any complaints or
negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any
labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and
never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might
place on their economy...
14. I want to recieve free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I' ll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I' ll need Income tax credits so although I don' t pay Mexican Taxes, i' ll recieve
money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so the Mexican Government pays , 500 to help me buy a
me a new car.
lil. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security
program so that I' ll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his
people who walk over to the U. S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon
won' t mind returning the favor ifyou ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for you kind help. " You' re the manly"
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#68 - PunIntended **User deleted account** (05/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Way to let the media manipulate you. Try to formulate your own opinion for a change and not steal other talking points from individuals who just regurgitate talking points.
User avatar #14 - Laukik (05/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I think it should be legal to hunt illegals.
User avatar #25 - HaveANiceDay (05/15/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I was honestly thinking of sending this to Obama for a while. Should I? It's not threatening, right?
User avatar #3 - vivalemort (05/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
wow so the truth can be funny
User avatar #56 - Pedochu (05/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"yes i know its long...sorry"
Thats
what
she
said
User avatar #38 - DoctorMusic (05/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I would like to point out the fact that drug lords basically run the government in Mexico right now, so I'd talk to them instead of the President of the countryl
User avatar #71 - futuramafan (05/15/2010) [-]
As much as i support Obama on everything else, i totally agree with this. We should actually send this to the White House.
User avatar #30 - Jacomelo (05/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
too long...not bothering
User avatar #10 - puppybiscuit (05/14/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I never realized that President Obama personally authorized all these things. WOW he must have been busy on his first few days in office. (can you feel the dripping sarcasm?)
User avatar #19 to #10 - coopstar (05/15/2010) [-]
I agree with you. We've had problems with being coming to America illegally for years. It wasn't something that started to happen when Pres. Obama came into office. So Stop blaming him for things that have been going on since America became America!
User avatar #74 - pedomegler (05/15/2010) [+] (10 replies)
cpme on most of that isnt even tru. p.s. yes i am a mexican american born
#77 to #74 - antihippie (05/15/2010) [-]
your here legaly dumbass...he is talking about doing this illegaly but he stills wants this **** ...and obviously you dont live in texas I literally think im one of the last white people who live in the dallas-fort worth metroplex.
User avatar #106 - Ippi (05/26/2010) [-]
Saved, and gonna send this, minus the red text, to other people. This is good. People in America should speak English ALL THE TIME. People should learn the language BEFORE going into another country.
User avatar #63 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
LOL, I think it's funny that everyone complains about the government... Like they could do a better job anyways... lol...
User avatar #62 - crimsonviper (05/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Good find, Jess. eleventy thumbz for u
User avatar #54 - thenjerk (05/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Can we stop complaining about illegal immigrants, yes it's bad they come over and steal most jobs americans don't do, but c'mon, do you want them making legislation for if you look american, and aren't carrying your green cards, they can just arrest you?
User avatar #72 to #69 - thenjerk (05/15/2010) [-]
Ok, my own fault, I'm agreeing that I was ignorant. I was just trying to point out that he expects the same freedoms and programs between Mexico and America, and that in it's own right is ignorant.
User avatar #43 - ItsBrianna (05/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
What do you think would happen if everyone on funnyjunk wrote this down on a piece of paper and mailed it to the White House?
User avatar #101 - andriod (05/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
well?
do you still have the email?
User avatar #61 - Graffiti (05/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear Mr. President,

**** YOU.
#75 to #61 - Womens Study Major (05/15/2010) [-]
Thumbs up
User avatar #12 - HeadHunterT (05/14/2010) [-]
ik bush did all that ****
User avatar #11 - sircool (05/14/2010) [-]
lolz!
User avatar #8 - Syntrax (05/14/2010) [-]
hahahah ! :P
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