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In the history of Tee Kwon Do,
Chuck Norris was the first person
from the West to be ranked a tth
Ill']' -.''] Degree Black Belt Grand Master.
when you put a seashell next to your
ear, it' s the sound of your blood surging
in your trains. not the ocean.
Whatever" has been voted the most
annoying word in the world for 3 years
in a row.
Too much homework can cause
stress. depression. and eaten lower grades.
You can not dream of strangers. The
people you see. but dent know, are of
people you' seen at some point In
your life!
when you kiss , 200 million germs
passed between the mouths
An Indiana State Prison he
murderers adopt cats in their cells.
Laying your head on a cool surface can
help you sleep better, that' s my most
people prefer the colder side of a pillow.
Anthrophobia is the fear of staying
single.
There' s an MMI! chance that m you' re
IE its older. you‘ ye already met the person
you' ll marry.
When a male penguin falls in love
with a female penguin, he searches
the entire beach to find the perfect
pebble to present to her.
When In , the human mind tends
to Ignore a person' s fiat's causing it
to be difficult to leave someone who
causes you pain.
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#33 - drewbridge (11/22/2012) [-]
It's NOT the ocean?

Some ******* sherlock holmes **** up in here
#7 - doctorque (11/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
The scientists have accounted for the leap years. Do not worry, the date is correct.   
   
Tough obviously not much will happen.
The scientists have accounted for the leap years. Do not worry, the date is correct.

Tough obviously not much will happen.
User avatar #39 - Jackimole (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"There's an 84% chance that if you're 16 & older, you've already met the person you'll marry."

That is probably the most deceptive piece of data that I've ever read in my entire life.
#75 - bumblebeepeepee (11/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>84% chance that if you're 16 & older, you've already met the person you'll marry

Thanks OP, I'm turning thirty-five this December and I'm still a virgin loser who has never even been in a relationship. I guess I'm really the odd one out.
User avatar #127 - successfully (11/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I've said it before, and I will say it again.
The Mayan Calendar does not count in years, nor months, nor days. The Mayan calendar counts in lunar and solar cycles. So **** all yall and your ************************************ .
User avatar #21 - Savlonade (11/22/2012) [-]
oh great. I hate my wife already.
#156 - snaresinger (11/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
While the Mayan calendar did not account for leap years, the date 12-12-2012 was not on the calendar- it was extrapolated by mathematicians who DID account for leap years. The Mayans didn't even use our number system, the date had to be calculated by modern people. But that doesn't matter, because the Mayans didn't predict the end of the world. They had several calendars-- a lunar one, a farming one, a seasonal one, an astronomical one, etc. They also had one called the Long Count, which was basically supposed to be a universal calendar starting from some distant-past point (supposedly the beginning of the universe), something like our AD (CE for historians) system- basically, it's revolving around a predetermined past point. The Mayans made this calendar to stretch as far into the future as they could, and their last count simply happened to run out on 12-21-12. So what happened when it ran out? Nothing-- they simply made a new damn calendar. No predictions.
#153 - poniesfuckedmeover (11/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This one made me lots of good feels.
#38 - TARDIS (11/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
For the last time, the mayan calendar is made out of 3 calendars. The predictions come from the long count, the longest of the 3. The long count is not use yeas just days. So when calculating when the end of the long count would happen on the gregorian calendar, the one we use, it would have been done with the days. So leap year would have been accounted for.   
   
Also it is not an end of the world prediction but one of great destruction and then rebuilding. So a time of change, not end.
For the last time, the mayan calendar is made out of 3 calendars. The predictions come from the long count, the longest of the 3. The long count is not use yeas just days. So when calculating when the end of the long count would happen on the gregorian calendar, the one we use, it would have been done with the days. So leap year would have been accounted for.

Also it is not an end of the world prediction but one of great destruction and then rebuilding. So a time of change, not end.
User avatar #17 - jacencaedus ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I love how people don't think of the fact that the scientists who translated the damn thing probably did take leap years into account
#143 - twisteoffate (11/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Nobody?
;-;
#108 - toasthhemost (11/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW 4 quadrouplets
MFW 4 quadrouplets
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User avatar #141 - malhaloc (11/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
My calendar ends on 12/31/12. HOLY **** THE WORLD ENDS ON NEW YEAR'S EVE!
#123 - microhendy (11/23/2012) [-]
The sound in a seashell is actually mostly the sound of air gushing through it. That's why it sounds a hundred times louder at the beach than inside. Logically would you be able to hear your own blood over the sound of the ocean behind you?
User avatar #109 - mynameisgeorge (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think "whatever" has some competition for most annoying word.

Now we have to pick between, yolo, swag, and cray....if you consider those things "words" that is.
#101 - jakeduck (11/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This post in 2015.
User avatar #190 - victoryismine (11/23/2012) [+] (13 replies)
I'm 18. Where is this mysterious person I'm supposed to marry? I'd like to inform them that I plan on never getting married. Marriage ruins EVERYTHING!
#195 to #190 - smellyboner (11/23/2012) [-]
i killed her. you're welcome and i hope you enjoy your eternal loneliness








faggot
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User avatar #102 - gecocowie (11/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i think yolo should be the next most annoying word
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#23 - localcatbarber (11/22/2012) [-]
What about characters in videogames?
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