google star nosed mole

i pride myself in eating what i kill, it suffers very little pain, and also its even better for you than free range meat

oh really?

Nipples

I could. They're far more delishious than a cow. After having deer, if killing a dear was the only way to get more deer in a world filled with cow eating savages I would hunt dear on about a quarterly basis to keep myself satiated.

The blob fish, but it looks so pathetic and depressed you would feel to bad to kill it.

fish don't count