Mind blow. . did you know? You are never actually touching anything. Your atoms' electrons repel objects when they are meters away from you, but you can feel th
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Mind blow

did you know?
You are never actually touching anything. Your
atoms' electrons repel objects when they are
meters away from you, but you can feel
the force of the right
now, you' re hovering.
tummar. oom
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Submitted: 11/21/2012
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#1 - Jowi ONLINE (11/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'm high right now and upset that I'll never actually be able to touch anything or anyone!
#109 - dziggs (11/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
dont worry...the knife didnt touch me
#82 - workitout (11/22/2012) [-]
So i actually never raped those kids...my electrons did.
So i actually never raped those kids...my electrons did.
#90 - EjaculationMan (11/22/2012) [-]
so i never really touched myself?!?
#111 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
And that, your Your Honour, is why it wasn't rape
User avatar #5 - dedaluminus (11/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Just because I don't chemically bond with something doesn't mean I'm not touching it

******
#10 to #5 - lavitts (11/22/2012) [-]
You can say that all you want, but it will never bring you closer to your precious waifu.
User avatar #105 - chuckstein (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I've never masturbated.
My hand has just furiously moved up and down next to my penis.
#84 - arnoldbusk (11/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The atoms which YOU consist of aren't touching either.

DUN DUN DUUUUN
User avatar #167 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/22/2012) [-]
Your Honor, it is not rape because I technically was NOT touching her.
#152 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
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... And i still got in trouble for "touching" little girls....
User avatar #4 - HaveANiceDay (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Then I guess I'm still a virgin
User avatar #20 - srskate (11/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Yes I knew that. I figured that **** out when I was in middle school. I was also a complete douchebag who used that fact to bring "I'm not touching you" to a rapey new level.
User avatar #21 to #20 - DoggyBouncer (11/22/2012) [-]
So if I raped someone, I'm not technically raping them, but I can feel their "resistance".

HUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUE
User avatar #221 - Ihazfunkitty (11/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
so youre saying if i stab someone in the belly with a knife, im actually not stabbing them and therefore its ok?
#132 - auda (11/22/2012) [-]
No your honour.
I didn't shoot the gun.
The resistance created by my presence activated the gun.
Physics is the real murderer here.
#61 - happygrowman (11/22/2012) [-]
technically you are using the force...
#255 - Shmuck (11/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
So King Midas was total ******** !!!

And I believed for so long!
#258 to #255 - arandomanon ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
What if we all are like King Midas but since we actually don't touch anything it doesnt work
#237 - Happiness (11/22/2012) [-]
Its not like anyone would touch you anyway OP
#235 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
4 PPL WHO DIDNT UNDERSTAND THIS IT MEANS BASICALLY WHEN YOUR WILLY GOES IN AND OUT OF THE WOMANS VAGINA ITS NOT ACTUALLY RUBBING THE CLITORIS OR SNAGGING THE LINING OF HER VULVA ITS HOVERING IN AND OUT OF IT LOL
#157 - rogrizzle (11/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
how do you leave finger prints if you don't actually touch it?
how do you leave finger prints if you don't actually touch it?
User avatar #148 - phantasmalcat ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
So then I must be a virgin...
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