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The Scariest Fucking Thing Ever
100% OC, 100% true.
Hey there, . I' m here to tell you all
about the scariest fucking thing I'
ever experienced in my life.
At about 1 AM, I decided that it' d be
fun to go walk in the woods behind
my campus. There' s about " square
kilometers of wilderness, so it' s
kinda awesome. I brought along the
following items
From left to right, that' s a maglite
Very powerful flashlight), a high
powered airsoft pistol, a set of
throwing knives, and a very loud
high frequency noisemaker
thingamajig. so now, you can fully
see, I can give any people I run into
who might want to start trouble
some second thoughts, and I' m good
against any wild animals that might
show up.
I was fucking wrong. I was not
prepared for what I fucking ran into
out there, people.
And then I looked up.
There were cages in the trees.
Wooden cages.
Handmade wooden cages.
Human sized, handmade wooden
cages.
Needless to say, I ran my ass out of
there.
But here' s the thing.
Op fucking delivers. I' m not about to
lust go "LOL THERE' S STUFF OUT
THERE GUISE BELIEVE ME". So I did
what any person determined to prove
themselves to strangers on the
Internet would.
I went back, dragging my roommate
along. He was none too pleased, it
was 2: 45 AM by then.
So, the two of us, armed with
flashlights and other pointy, shiny
bits, headed back out there.
However. Upon reaching the
entrance... We found another one.
This one was most definitely not
there before. It was hung right in the
entrance.
After finding this incredibly creepy
fucking thing right there, we
headed out to get pictures of the
rest.
And they were gone. All of them.
Every single one of the fucking
trees was completely empty.
In the end, we spent about two hours
wandering around the forest. At a few
points, we were Just about positive
that someone was there, following
us... But that' s all I' got. Just wanted
to tell you lot the story.
about the scariest fucking thing I'
ever experienced in my life.
At about 1 AM, I decided that it' d be
fun to go walk in the woods behind
my campus. There' s about " square
kilometers of wilderness, so it' s
kinda awesome. I brought along the
following items
From left to right, that' s a maglite
Very powerful flashlight), a high
powered airsoft pistol, a set of
throwing knives, and a very loud
high frequency noisemaker
thingamajig. so now, you can fully
see, I can give any people I run into
who might want to start trouble
some second thoughts, and I' m good
against any wild animals that might
show up.
I was fucking wrong. I was not
prepared for what I fucking ran into
out there, people.
And then I looked up.
There were cages in the trees.
Wooden cages.
Handmade wooden cages.
Human sized, handmade wooden
cages.
Needless to say, I ran my ass out of
there.
But here' s the thing.
Op fucking delivers. I' m not about to
lust go "LOL THERE' S STUFF OUT
THERE GUISE BELIEVE ME". So I did
what any person determined to prove
themselves to strangers on the
Internet would.
I went back, dragging my roommate
along. He was none too pleased, it
was 2: 45 AM by then.
So, the two of us, armed with
flashlights and other pointy, shiny
bits, headed back out there.
However. Upon reaching the
entrance... We found another one.
This one was most definitely not
there before. It was hung right in the
entrance.
After finding this incredibly creepy
fucking thing right there, we
headed out to get pictures of the
rest.
And they were gone. All of them.
Every single one of the fucking
trees was completely empty.
In the end, we spent about two hours
wandering around the forest. At a few
points, we were Just about positive
that someone was there, following
us... But that' s all I' got. Just wanted
to tell you lot the story.
...
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#31
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wagastragas (11/22/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
Meanwhile in the oposite part of the internet there is a citizen laughing about a "cage prank" and posting pics of op scared shitless
#44
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beastarro (11/22/2012) [+]
(34 replies)
Nigga, you walk around in the woods at 1 A.M. and see human cages...then you go back into the woods again at NIGHT?
#280
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alucord (11/22/2012) [-] 
You/your friend should get really high, get a massive dog and try and solve this mystery.
#308
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AngryPlatypus (11/22/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
You brought an airsoft pistol and some knives, and you're prepared for anything? This is why people like you die in the woods.
#203
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bazda (11/22/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
If you can't get out of those traps made of small twigs, you deserve whatever you have coming to you.
#383
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genericnewfag (11/22/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their Airsoft gun.
#231
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zedfourhundred (11/22/2012) [-] - Walking round one day, spotted a definite Yeti
- Go back that night to plant my specially crafted Yeti Traps
- Realise some douche is coming into the woods and ruined my trap area
- he goes off, fantastic, i'll move the traps and continue to try and catch my yeti
- oh for fuck sake, douche is back with a friend, take down all my traps
- figure i'll come back and do it another night when there are no people around looking at my traps, taking pictures and quietly sobbing to themselves.
- Can't a man just sit in the forest at night, on his own, with wooden human size crates peacefully anymore?
- Go back that night to plant my specially crafted Yeti Traps
- Realise some douche is coming into the woods and ruined my trap area
- he goes off, fantastic, i'll move the traps and continue to try and catch my yeti
- oh for fuck sake, douche is back with a friend, take down all my traps
- figure i'll come back and do it another night when there are no people around looking at my traps, taking pictures and quietly sobbing to themselves.
- Can't a man just sit in the forest at night, on his own, with wooden human size crates peacefully anymore?
#152
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LaBarata ONLINE (11/22/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
Ok. I just got back. There was SOMETHING moving out there. I've got the videos, I just need to edit them together.
#523
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bonusjackpot (11/22/2012) [-] "Nobody will believe me unless I take one extremely poorly shot, badly lit photo and enlarge it!"
Why does everyone who's ever seen anything take one shit photo? One day I wish a UFO would fly past a Hollywood film set. Get that shit in HD people. It's 2012.
Why does everyone who's ever seen anything take one shit photo? One day I wish a UFO would fly past a Hollywood film set. Get that shit in HD people. It's 2012.
#284
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brosephus (11/22/2012) [-]
Average human male weighs about 170 lbs. That branch wouldn't support that weight. Probably a turkey or raccoon trap set by poachers, so they took it down after they saw you casing the place and taking pictures at 2 am thinking you were a game warden.
#513
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dirigiblequixote (11/22/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
#585
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garentei (11/22/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Someone should make a creepy pasta about this, give credit to OP and we could all be proud it came from FJ
