The Scariest Fucking Thing Ever. 100% OC, 100% true.. Hey there, . I' m here to tell you all about the scariest fucking thing I' ever experienced in my life. At Holy fucking asscrackers i am never going back in there again
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The Scariest Fucking Thing Ever. 100% OC, 100% true.. Hey there, . I' m here to tell you all about the scariest fucking thing I' ever experienced in my life. At

100% OC, 100% true.

Hey there, . I' m here to tell you all
about the scariest fucking thing I'
ever experienced in my life.
At about 1 AM, I decided that it' d be
fun to go walk in the woods behind
my campus. There' s about " square
kilometers of wilderness, so it' s
kinda awesome. I brought along the
following items
From left to right, that' s a maglite
Very powerful flashlight), a high
powered airsoft pistol, a set of
throwing knives, and a very loud
high frequency noisemaker
thingamajig. so now, you can fully
see, I can give any people I run into
who might want to start trouble
some second thoughts, and I' m good
against any wild animals that might
show up.
I was fucking wrong. I was not
prepared for what I fucking ran into
out there, people.
And then I looked up.
There were cages in the trees.
Wooden cages.
Handmade wooden cages.
Human sized, handmade wooden
cages.
Needless to say, I ran my ass out of
there.
But here' s the thing.
Op fucking delivers. I' m not about to
lust go "LOL THERE' S STUFF OUT
THERE GUISE BELIEVE ME". So I did
what any person determined to prove
themselves to strangers on the
Internet would.
I went back, dragging my roommate
along. He was none too pleased, it
was 2: 45 AM by then.
So, the two of us, armed with
flashlights and other pointy, shiny
bits, headed back out there.
However. Upon reaching the
entrance... We found another one.
This one was most definitely not
there before. It was hung right in the
entrance.
After finding this incredibly creepy
fucking thing right there, we
headed out to get pictures of the
rest.
And they were gone. All of them.
Every single one of the fucking
trees was completely empty.
In the end, we spent about two hours
wandering around the forest. At a few
points, we were Just about positive
that someone was there, following
us... But that' s all I' got. Just wanted
to tell you lot the story.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#31 - wagastragas
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in the oposite part of the internet there is a citizen laughing about a "cage prank" and posting pics of op scared ********
#614 to #31 - namseal
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(11/22/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #366 to #31 - hotschurl
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Probably on /b/...
User avatar #33 to #31 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I would shake his hand xD
#536 to #33 - fiveoutoffour **User deleted account**
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#44 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
*****, you walk around in the woods at 1 A.M. and see human cages...then you go back into the woods again at NIGHT?
#48 to #44 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I needed pictures
I needed pictures
#52 to #48 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Why the **** would you do it at night????
User avatar #53 to #52 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Because I was afraid they'd be gone by morning. Which they were.
#55 to #53 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
So what you're telling me is that there is a ******* thing in some woods that just lays out empty cages at night then picks them back up before day?
User avatar #56 to #55 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
It picked them up in the hour between when I left and when I came back with a camera. All but one of them, that wasn't there before. A ******* big one, which it placed right at the entrance to the trail.
#57 to #56 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
That's ******* terrifying.
#59 to #57 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
That might've been why I titled this the way I did xD
#62 to #59 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Bro bro bro bro....******* BRO. Buy a few of those cameras hunters use to see deer and set them up, we could potentially see what this thing looks like.
User avatar #63 to #62 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Don't have the cash for that, lol
#66 to #63 - beastarro
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I feel like sending you 80 bucks just for this.
User avatar #704 to #66 - LaBarata [OP]
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(09/02/2013) [-]
So.

Friend of mine got a professional night vision scope off his schizophrenic brother who got it off a drug dealer.

I'm gonna see if he'll lend it to me.
User avatar #72 to #53 - ilovetocuddle
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(11/22/2012) [-]
You were so prepared to go out there and didn't think to bring a camera. I find this funny.
User avatar #78 to #72 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I was just going for a walk, I wasn't prepared to go toe to toe with the Blair ******* Witch xD
User avatar #118 to #78 - curtkobain
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I have one question. who the **** goes for a walk at 1am?
User avatar #120 to #118 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I've sworn off video games until I finished my history paper, and I needed a break.
User avatar #129 to #120 - curtkobain
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(11/22/2012) [-]
My god though man. The ******* woods at nighttime. I don't even think I would do that with every ******* knife I own.


You got balls OP. You got big balls. Even if it's not real. I still enjoyed your story.
User avatar #132 to #129 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm heading out there right now with a camera
User avatar #135 to #132 - curtkobain
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(11/22/2012) [-]
If you don't deliver, I will assume you are dead.

Godspeed LaBarata
User avatar #149 to #135 - theatasigma
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm replying to this because I want to know if anything happens.
User avatar #371 to #149 - siridontcare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
comment 152...
User avatar #356 to #149 - siridontcare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
what about the favorite button?
User avatar #204 to #149 - iamcraig
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm doing what you're doing
User avatar #291 to #204 - Scorch
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm doing what you're doing which is what he is doing
User avatar #358 to #291 - hotschurl
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm doing what you're oh whatever me too
User avatar #218 to #204 - curtkobain
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(11/22/2012) [-]
...I think he is dead
User avatar #359 to #218 - hotschurl
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Probably is.
User avatar #362 to #132 - siridontcare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
damn should have told us what school you where at so we could have checked the news.... I hate when I don't get closure.
User avatar #353 to #132 - Klondyke
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Let me know if you survive.
#254 to #132 - steeedan
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Please tell me the results on this comment it would be so great
#706 to #78 - triggathepirate
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(10/06/2013) [-]
This **** is still hilarious.
This **** is still hilarious.
User avatar #707 to #706 - LaBarata [OP]
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(10/06/2013) [-]
XD Thanks.
#681 to #78 - triggathepirate
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(11/23/2012) [-]
"I wasn't prepared to go toe to toe with the Blair ******* Witch"   
Knowing that you have an accent from your video I can't help reading this in your voice and die laughing.
"I wasn't prepared to go toe to toe with the Blair ******* Witch"
Knowing that you have an accent from your video I can't help reading this in your voice and die laughing.
User avatar #682 to #681 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/23/2012) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1fNXcskoOrc

Present for you
#683 to #682 - triggathepirate
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(11/23/2012) [-]
You're ******* awesome
You're ******* awesome
User avatar #684 to #683 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Thought you might get a giggle
#280 - alucord
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(11/22/2012) [-]
You/your friend should get really high, get a massive dog and try and solve this mystery.
You/your friend should get really high, get a massive dog and try and solve this mystery.
#308 - AngryPlatypus
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(11/22/2012) [-]
You brought an airsoft pistol and some knives, and you're prepared for anything? This is why people like you die in the woods.
User avatar #621 to #308 - cakezs
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(11/22/2012) [-]
If he knows how to effectively throw the knives he actually could be pretty well off
User avatar #369 to #308 - siridontcare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
some knives.... I do believe the upgrade to that is a gun. Those cost a lot and are a bother to store if you don't plan on using it.
The way you phrase you act like you expect a giant rat to jump out at him then a old man out of nowhere will shoot it, then take you to his lab where you can choose between three other guns...
#203 - bazda
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(11/22/2012) [-]
If you can't get out of those traps made of small twigs, you deserve whatever you have coming to you.
#211 to #203 - qazkqazk
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I don't know man, 1 small twig is weak but a bunch tied together is pretty strong.
#214 to #211 - bazda
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(11/22/2012) [-]
1. Break them one at a time   
2. Get out   
3. ???   
4. Profit
1. Break them one at a time
2. Get out
3. ???
4. Profit
User avatar #233 to #214 - theredscarab
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Cab be applied to other situations too!
#312 - iliveinrackcity
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#383 - genericnewfag
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their Airsoft gun.
#392 to #383 - spartusee
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#396 to #392 - genericnewfag
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I have no idea what you're saying.
User avatar #400 to #396 - spartusee
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I am saying that in the dark, anyone would think that airsoft gun is real.
#402 to #400 - genericnewfag
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Granted, but I don't see the relevance.
User avatar #406 to #402 - spartusee
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Nevermind.
User avatar #231 - zedfourhundred
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(11/22/2012) [-]
- Walking round one day, spotted a definite Yeti
- Go back that night to plant my specially crafted Yeti Traps
- Realise some douche is coming into the woods and ruined my trap area
- he goes off, fantastic, i'll move the traps and continue to try and catch my yeti
- oh for **** sake, douche is back with a friend, take down all my traps
- figure i'll come back and do it another night when there are no people around looking at my traps, taking pictures and quietly sobbing to themselves.
- Can't a man just sit in the forest at night, on his own, with wooden human size crates peacefully anymore?
#321 - sovietghost
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User avatar #152 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Ok. I just got back. There was SOMETHING moving out there. I've got the videos, I just need to edit them together.
User avatar #157 to #152 - purplemonkeybob
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(11/22/2012) [-]
op you better deliver
User avatar #190 to #157 - LaBarata [OP]
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#158 to #152 - Elemental
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(11/22/2012) [-]
You seriously need to consider better armaments. Let someone know where you're going and also take someone else with you.
User avatar #165 to #152 - texastoastftw
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(11/22/2012) [-]
When should we be expecting the video??
User avatar #175 to #165 - LaBarata [OP]
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(11/22/2012) [-]
It's uploading to youtube as we speak
#180 to #175 - aaabbbcccdddeeefff
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I can't wait to see this video.
User avatar #178 to #175 - texastoastftw
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(11/22/2012) [-]
YAY!
User avatar #161 to #152 - Eralus
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Keep us posted.
#169 to #152 - jamesrustler
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Please in the name of Talos, deliver
Please in the name of Talos, deliver