Dog on Duty

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he probably found out he too is adopted

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That literally made me burst out laughing!

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Everytime i see that picture it looks like a volcano that spits out cum instead of lava

did i break a funnyjunk rule or something? i dont get why this is thumbed down so much.

not in kasachstan

wat

yeah....I got that part.
I was asking how kazakhstani dogs aren't not born into the family. (so they actually ARE born into the family)

well the dog i currently have was the puppy of a dog i used to have, so what he's saying is he got it recently i guess

That was the only other thing I could think of.

Boy do I want a dog.. A Huskey. Sadly, I'm about to work on a boat in 6 months so I can't :c

Listen to this person. I own two and a half huskies myself, and while they're beyond beautiful and intelligent, they're not the dog for everyone; they definitely have their downsides that make living with them difficult at times, so don't ever get one unless you're truly, genuinely devoted.

People get them because they're pretty, but most owners keep them for about six months, sometimes a year or two before dumping them at a shelter because they got in over their heads and they leave the dog to suffer because of their irresponsibility. Do your research, and don't be one of these people.

As a quick summary, they are strong-willed (this is a nice way to say that they are stubborn as hell), very high-energy dog who needs a lot of exercise, shed like crazy and needs to be brushed regularly (do NOT shave them, they have sensitive skin and get sunburns and skin infections!) and they are escape artists that can hop six foot fences and dig out of rock-hard ground. They're bred to run and they will, so if you want a dog you can trust off-leash, never get a husky. They can also be very destructive and noisy when left alone, demolishing furniture and even walls and doors -- that power cord or a broken glass dish or ornament could be the end of your dog, so crate training is a must.

My best advice would be to try fostering one before you even consider adopting one permanently.
Perhaps try a husky mix when you do, so you don't get the full brunt of their more negative traits until you're ready for it, that's what I did; then you have the bonus of having two to enjoy, which can be surprisingly easier.
They're very social animals, so most love a fellow canine companion to play with -- and that helps wear them out so if you miss a walk here or there, it's not the end of the world.
Luckily, they are relatively inactive indoors, so even small houses or apartments are just fine, as long as you walk them regularly, even a treadmill works great for mine.
I wish you the best of luck!

As said earlier, I can't get one anyway :c At least not in the nearest future.. Maybein 5-6 years ++

I thought you said months earlier. That's unfortunate. Perhaps someday, at least?
Also, keep in mind the Alaskan Klee Kai, a miniature version of the husky. They come in various sizes from around ten to twenty-five pounds. More costly and harder to find, but you can enjoy the traits of a husky with a mere fraction of the cons; great for anyone who loves huskies and wants one that will stay the size of a puppy without retaining the naughty puppy behaviors, if raised properly of course.

well I don't like small dogs :P That's one of the reason I want a husky, they got a nice size on average.. I like a dog I can play with without feeling I will break every bone in their body :c That would make me kinda sad

Actually, average huskies are just 30 to 60 pounds or so, 80 for unusually large ones. Malamutes on the other hand tend to be around 50 to 80 pounds, and giant malamutes can run upward of 90 to 120+, with the absolute largest I've ever seen being 150 (not overweight), largest in the country with accurate, vet-proven scales. They're great dogs also, but they have a much different temperament than the average sibe. They're both very hardy animals, though, absolutely; often more so than you see in most dogs of any size.

I wouldn't really advise heavy roughhousing with any large dog, but a husky or mal in particular; they have a high prey drive and they're very physical animals, and getting down and wrestling with them just reinforces what they already know: they're stronger than you, and naturally more suited to "fighting" with teeth and strong jaw pressure at their disposal.
Play-fighting WILL make your dog much more likely to bite humans for any reason, even social and people-loving breeds like the husky; if they are regularly allowed to mock-bite, they're a lot less trepidatious about doing the real thing when they're genuinely angry, afraid, or just not getting their way and feel like giving you a good nip like you're a subordinate puppy to see if they can assert themselves over you -- they're predisposed to want to challenge the leader to keep the pack strong as it is.
They can definitely enjoy a nice walk, run, jog or a game of fetch or even tug of war just as much as a more physical game.

I don't like small dogs, they look wierd and they must be carried when they get tired. They're boring IMO

have you had a husky before? they may be cute etc but theyare really high energy and shed ALOT. they are working dogs and can be high maint. i hope you can get one one day they are smart dogs.

Well, I've only had cats, which is nice.. But as I grew older I realized that cats are.. well.. not as fun as dogs, and I have wanted a dog for half my life atm. but my parents wont let me have a dog, I have to wait until I live alone.. soo :c But when I get older, I'll get one, and I'll take it to the mountains! (I live in norway, so we got plenty of them..) My friend has a dog, and it might be alot of work, but it's absolutely worth it.

fyi a husky is a tough first dog lol im sure you have plenty there...they love the cold. try researching breeds and find a good beginer dog. huskys are fun but if you dont train right away and make sure they get excersise its good. then brushing everyday is a must and many dont like to be left alone for too long....workings dogs dont forget...they get bored lol. mine are nuts when i have to be at work longer then normal then i wear them down in the yard .

Well, hopefully I'll meet a girl who is Ok with dogs and could care for once in a while, but I'm sure that if I got a dog I would train him when he wanted to.. exept maybe in the middle of the night :c (sad dog :'( ) Oh, and.. and.. I don't have many interests other than gaming, but I'm kinda geting bored of that.. and.. well.. I love going to the mountain, as long as it's not like shitstorm of rain and I fall :/ But.. well.. I think I would be able to take care of it properly..

If you're into horror games, check out Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
You'll be desperate for a nice fuzzy animal to snuggle and cling to after even watching, let alone playing that one.

mostly LOL and some MC

Pussy.

I just don't like single player games..

Oh, of course. Everything is easier when you have an army of happily chatting friends to make it all okay. To be fair, that wouldn't even make it much less terrifying. Search "dildobitch amnesia" on youtube if you want to know what I mean. Seriously. Do it.

Implying I play with friends :o

Anyway, playing with other players mayjust be some of themost terrifying things one can do.. All these trolls, and I get SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME when people derp arround. Fuck it :c

Good night man, because I think you're a man. Sleep tight and sweet dreams

well with training you are the boss you do it when you want to. start with little at a time and keep repeating it. distract with treats and reward when they do right. mine all sit stay heel and walk next to me on a leash and so on all on comand. i also taught them many wierd tricks for no reason lol. you have to be dedicated to training dogs or you will end up having the dog be the boss etc. dont treat them like they are cats. im sure you can do it but theres many that dont bother trying and they jump tear things pull on leash and so on ...they also treat small dogs like toys and not dog thus the bad behavior. well one day you will get one and it be fun.

hmm. Well, I'll do my best :D Anyway, it's many years until I'll be able to get one anyway, since, as mentioned earlier, I'll be working 4 weeks on a ship, weeks home in 6-7 months.. :c dunno how long that'll last, probably untill I settle down

anyway bye

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my cat does that too, but instead of playing video games I'm usually shooting up the school

alot of people buy them from stores and breeders but you can get them for much cheaper from an animal shelter and you get to put an animal in a nice home instead of alone in a cold cement cage

You obviously don't fuck bitches.

bad dum tssh

This is for your terrible, terrible joke.

I feel no remorse.

Not all dogs are adopted.
Though it was kind of unnecessary to put it in the content.

He was meaning he had gotten it from a shelter. At least I think

I know ;)

I think it may be dead sir

(•‿•) that was the problem, thanks for the help