choose. . E. You Teammate: Zombieapocalypse Choose Wisely Made Your Juices? Let fie apocalypse again!. A, C, D, C, A, B scoped (probably semi-auto) rifle- i have more experience with hunting rifles, and thats the closest one. silenced pistol- it's quiet, but has
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E. You Teammate:
Choose Wisely
Made Your Juices?
Let fie apocalypse again!
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User avatar #47 - IAmManbearpig (11/22/2012) [-]
A, C, D, C, A, B

scoped (probably semi-auto) rifle- i have more experience with hunting rifles, and thats the closest one.
silenced pistol- it's quiet, but has a fast fire rate, whereas a crossbow is single shot and takes time and effort to reload
Machete- i use them often, can be used as a greatly versatile tool as well as a weapon
Rope - rigging traps and rappelling if needed or building shelter in rural areas, flashlight would also be useful, but finding shelter at night would be easy enough, have a scope i can use as binoculars, and anything i need a swiss army knife for, i can use a machete or my hands for.
hummer - flatten bitches like a mother ****** , gas would be free (until it's used up), and it can be rather fast. a dirt bike leaves you open to everything, can't be used as shelter at night. i have no idea how to operate a tank. boat would be a good choice, as zombies can't swim, but if something happens and it sinks, you're ****** .

i spent too much time on this.
User avatar #42 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (11/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1. I'd probably go for the assault rifle here. Because I can use it in a lot more situations than a shotgun, RPG or a sniper rifle.
2. Probably the crossbow which is silent and you can get the bolts back and create new ones.
3. Probably either the katana because it will slice right through everyone who's not armoured.
4. The swiss army knife.
5. The tank because even without fuel I can use it as a fortress.
6. Probably Bear Grylls on this one.
User avatar #44 to #42 - derpinton (11/22/2012) [-]
that "sniper rifle" is basically a modified M4. Its an RSASS, take the scope off the rail and use it a single shot preision weapon.
#39 - recoveryone (11/22/2012) [-]
Shotgun, simple design, that Particular model is Spas-12, which may be semi-autmatic depending on the model
Crossbow, ammo easy to recreate, and easy to maintain
Baseball Bat, will never go dull, doesn't need gas
Swiss Army Knife, crossbow has a scope that can be used as a binocular, flashlight needs battery, rope is common, and the Swiss knife can help maintain the crossbow
Dirt bike, easy to maintain, simple engine design.
Olivai Wilde, do I even need a reason?
#1 - crazyapachepilot (11/21/2012) [-]
why no kebab?
why no kebab?
User avatar #50 - Ivandrago (11/23/2012) [-]
1: A- Sniper Rifles are the way to go. Long distance down. Their effective killing range as compared to their noise attraction range is also awesome.

2: C- Stealth and silence is your best bed. If not C, then D though.

3: D- Everything else is either flimsy, noisy, or ineffective.

4: B- Probably the Maglite, just because it's insanely bright, heavy-duty, and can be used as a bludgeon.

5: B- Good gas mileage, fast, easy to repair, and not bound to roads.

6: Terry Crews, just because why the **** not. He's a big black dude who will beat the **** out of everything.
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/22/2012) [-]
1. A - If I can take them out in the distance they present no danger.
2. B - Obviously a sniper rifle is not that fast shooting, so I need something for a back up when they are close.
3. A - Despite what weeaboos claim, kantanas are **** . A motor saw needs fuel so either a machete or a bat, however the machete might get stuck and fail to cut through a bone. Also, see number 4:
4. D - Considering there is a scope on the rifle, I see no reason to get binoculars, a flash light or other light source could be practical but admittedly also pretty ******* common, I can easily put together a flashlight from junk. Then there is robe, and well... I won't be tying up anyone so let's forget it. Swiss armyknife for multiple reasons, I'll need multiple tools and it has a blade thus rendering another use of the machete obsolete.
5. C - Assuming or even presuming the zombies are lacking a certain intelligence, this ****** right here is a fortress. I can live inside it in relative safety at night and only move at day. Not super fast, but considering how impossible it will be for zombies to get inside it, I think it outweights the consequences. I also presume I won't be having any ammonition for the canon or machine gun.
6. C/B - Terry Crews or Jason Statham. Bear Grylls would be too busy drinking my piss, Olivia Wilde would be too busy being a woman and fat kids would eat my food. I want Terry Crews or Jason Statham so I can bro-up with them.
User avatar #48 - jcomer (11/22/2012) [-]
**jcomer rolls 069,087**
User avatar #46 - CorporalObvious (11/22/2012) [-]

Rifle, versatile and relatively common ammo
Crossbow, for when you need to be quiet. Refer to Daryl.
Machete, it doubles as a tool
Swiss army knife, no need to explain
Olivia wilde, I've had the training, i know my way around, I don't need bear grylls, I need a wench by my side.
User avatar #43 - thebigpenguin (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #27 - kinglobster (11/22/2012) [-]
spas 12
terry crews

can use crossbow and rope to create ziplines. quick escapes or transporting between rooftops.
#26 - bluwizard (11/22/2012) [-]
2. a
3 and 4 i would rather have a crowbar.
5 sticking with one vehicle is a bad idea
6. a- that way i can eat what I want and he can have "other things", I would prefer the survivor man though.
User avatar #25 - bleachedpheather ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
sorry but i wouldnt use the guns. swords dont need reloading.
User avatar #24 - bugkiller (11/22/2012) [-]
feel like im taking a test at school
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/22/2012) [-]
1: Don't really like any of those (would prefer an AK-47 or 74), but D I guess. D, if I'm guessing right, uses 12-gauge shells, allowing easy resupplies at almost any gun store.
2: D. Reusing ammunition and silent. Downfall is the weight and size.
3: D. Multi-purpose, durable.
4: D. Multi-purpose fine tools, which might be a bitch to have to find when you need 'em.
5: Don't like any of these, either (would prefer pedal bike), would choose A. Harder to flip/damage, with better space than B, easier to maintain than C, and usable on land.
6: A for survival in non-urban environs.B is a close second because I like him.
User avatar #22 - lifewaster (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 - cnrn (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I hate to get get technical but what kind of zombies are in said apocalypse? Do the zombies run or do they just shuffle? Are they attracted to sound, or are they brain dead? These are are things I need to know prior to picking gear good sir.
User avatar #5 - digeredoo (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1: C Assault rifles are quite good.

2: B, Pretty much a miniature assault rifle.

3: D, It's a slasher so I can just slice **** in half.

4: C, Rope is useful for getting on top of buildings.

5: C, pack it with food and use it as a home, zombies can't use weapons and the hatches lock, and it has composite armor. So it's pretty much impenetrable to zombies.

6: C, Terry Crews, for reasons.
User avatar #4 - nextgenmidgett (11/21/2012) [-]
1:d for close encounters.

2:d for taking out quietly and to kill for food (deer ect)

3:b because it makes you look legit

4:c rope is always usefull

5: b because it use very little fuel and can get out of difficult places and can get threw the blocked up roads

Team Mate: Jason Satham assuming we get our own bikes.. if not. Olivia .
User avatar #2 - popcornvanikov (11/21/2012) [-]
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