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Friend Zone. That's how it works

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Submitted: 11/21/2012
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User avatar #4 - iwillforget (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i like that i see a girl down there
User avatar #7 - tbirdishere (11/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Woah Woah Woah. Are you saying that all I have to do is be determined and work hard? That's a lot better than my plan to sit on my ass and complain all the time. Thanks!
#58 - Zwaffel (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And then he pushes he down so his friends can get a shot at her too.
#30 - herromynamejohn (11/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
<--- what usually happens
#29 - infinitereaper (11/22/2012) [-]
Bitches I've got a real friendzone story right here:   
   
&gt;So I see this great piece of pussy; 10/10   
&gt;Walk up all alpha and 						****					.   
&gt;&quot;Hey puss, you lookin real fine and 						****					.&quot;   
&gt;She gives me this look, and starts rubbing up against me.   
&gt;&quot;You want to come home to my place, yeah?&quot;   
&gt;She hisses at me, wags her tail and runs away into the bushes.   
   
It makes me so sad when a cat rejects me.
Bitches I've got a real friendzone story right here:

>So I see this great piece of pussy; 10/10
>Walk up all alpha and **** .
>"Hey puss, you lookin real fine and **** ."
>She gives me this look, and starts rubbing up against me.
>"You want to come home to my place, yeah?"
>She hisses at me, wags her tail and runs away into the bushes.

It makes me so sad when a cat rejects me.
User avatar #50 - severepwner ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Get to top.
I don't see you that way
Pushed off.
+4
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#36 to #11 - drainbramage (11/22/2012) [-]
Don't even worry about it, you'll never be this cringy <--
User avatar #45 - nurucio (11/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Honestly, I'm happy to see a chick down there. Doesn't happen nearly as often, and never happened to me, but girls get friendzoned too!
User avatar #39 - Yardie (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you want to get out of the friend zone, don't act like a friend.

Trust me, the worst thing you can possibly do is shower her/him with attention and expect them to pick up on your attraction. The most important thing is flirting. If you already know them, it's not wise to blatantly start flirting with them. You just have to start with some light teasing or something of that caliber. If they make a small mistake, let them know in a polite and clever way. Be creative, and for guys never regret saying a damn thing. Bitches love confidence. Try not to pick on their looks though. Also try to pick up on small changes she does. Jewelry, hair, shoes, you have to pay attention and make small, casual comments on them. For you girls, it actually should be a lot easier. Just be flirty with them, lightly touch them sometimes (like on the shoulder), but not so much or so unnaturally that it becomes creepy.

Eventually you can try asking them out on a 1 on 1 date. If they decline, don't worry about it. Do not dwell on it, and find somebody else to talk to. Be social. It sucks to say but jealousy is key in getting out of the deep friend zone. If he/she sees or hears about you being with another person or group of people, and knows that you are attracted to him/herself, they may start to want you, realizing that they might be passing up on the perfect guy/girl. Sometimes people don't jump into relationships because they feel they can keep you close just as a friend, and are scared of losing that.

If they do not respond to your advances, they are probably into somebody else, or just not into you at all. Sorry to say, but you need to move on at that point. You can stay friends, but if you were looking for more than a friendship and they don't like you back, you're probably looking at the wrong one.

This is just the basics, and a lot of what you have to do should come naturally. Just get some self confidence. Remember that they won't want you if you act like you don't deserve them
#78 - juffs (11/22/2012) [-]
mfw There's a girl down there
#43 - tredbear (11/22/2012) [-]
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better?
#20 - theblockhead (11/22/2012) [-]
is anybody realizing that relationships is what causes like ******* half the world to be depressed? seriously, my whole Facebook is purely about guys or girls getting hurt.
User avatar #1 - iwillforget (11/21/2012) [+] (7 replies)
lies never been done stop getting our hopes up
User avatar #5 to #3 - supercookster (11/21/2012) [-]
nope, her bf at the time treated her like dirt so i told him as much, he took a swing at me and she finally seen how much of a tw@t he was, 4 months later we're going out
#83 - erdbeerbaum (11/22/2012) [-]
How it really is
#14 - undeadpenguin (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WHy is there a girl in the friend-zone?
User avatar #27 to #14 - Lintutu (11/22/2012) [-]
cause the friendzone isn't just a one way street
User avatar #10 - pocketstooheavy (11/22/2012) [-]
The prison in The Dark Knight Rises...
#97 - mredx (11/22/2012) [-]
Doesn't have friends

Can't be friend zoned
#95 - darkjustifier (11/22/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I've been friend-zoned more than probably any person anywhere.
#98 to #95 - itsboogietime (11/22/2012) [-]
Maybe it's because you lack confidence. Girls already have pussies, they don't need to date someone who has one too.
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