How to find a vegan?. We have canines for a reason.. How do you find a vegan at a dinner party'? Ema: I Don' t worry, they' ll let you Know. How do you find a m man Meat
Upload
Login or register

How to find a vegan?

Click to block a category:GamingPoliticsNewsComicsAnimeOther
 
How to find a vegan?. We have canines for a reason.. How do you find a vegan at a dinner party'? Ema: I Don' t worry, they' ll let you Know. How do you find a m

We have canines for a reason.

Tags: man | Meat
How do you find a vegan at a dinner party'?
Ema:
I Don' t worry, they' ll let you Know.
How do you find a meatbeater at a party? Don' t worry, they' ll m
everywhere, dead animals and stuffing them in their
mouths and saying 'omg vegans are so preach?
I found the vegan.
Source: floppin
...
+3477
Views: 87084 Submitted: 11/21/2012
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (387)
[ 387 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#8 - killzer **User deleted account**
+175 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - improbablyyourdad
Reply +111 123456789123345869
(11/21/2012) [-]
*POOF* No more vegans.
#24 to #1 - anon id: d6a86360
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/21/2012) [-]
Lol, except there are vegan versions of almost all of these products.
#126 to #24 - aceyes **User deleted account**
+18 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #143 to #126 - wrpen
Reply +49 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
>vegan fireworks
>vegan guitar strings
>vegan vegan eggs
User avatar #157 to #143 - fuckingtrolls
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
What about gasoline
User avatar #193 to #157 - rmoran
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Electric cars?
User avatar #263 to #193 - fuckingtrolls
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Wires used to connect electric cars are made of horse hair
#300 to #263 - anon id: d12513a5
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
When the **** did hair lead electricity as well as copper? Are you really going to go quadruppel retard on me?
User avatar #309 to #300 - fuckingtrolls
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Copper is still used in the wires to lead the electricity, but elements in horse hair help the wires last longer and burn out less.
User avatar #418 to #309 - rmoran
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
What if the hair is obtained through routine brushing of the animal instead of off its corpse?
User avatar #421 to #418 - fuckingtrolls
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Lifestyle vegans don't use animal products at all.
User avatar #368 to #143 - ahj
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Guitar strings haven't been made of cow gut since the 19th century. People use steel and occasionally nylon now.
#339 to #143 - anonyrnoose
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Vegan glass?
User avatar #422 to #339 - fuckingtrolls
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Isn't glass made of sand?
#423 to #422 - anonyrnoose
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Well...the picture shows that one of the cow parts makes glass
User avatar #425 to #423 - fuckingtrolls
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
"Make sure that glass is vegan"
lel
User avatar #424 to #24 - fuckingtrolls
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/23/2012) [-]
Make sure that cement is vegan
User avatar #334 to #24 - eiad
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
i found the vegan
#66 to #24 - lordmoldywart
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Lol, no there isn't
Lol, no there isn't
#282 to #1 - organicglory
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
cow skin doesn't make gelatin, the hooves do
#341 to #1 - anonyrnoose
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Wait...so....right now... I have cow fat on my dick?
#41 to #1 - fuckinfuckinfuck
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(11/21/2012) [-]
I want to share this on Facebook, but my girlfriend is vegan and would probably slap me...
User avatar #235 to #41 - improbablyyourdad
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Do it, nothing bad will come of it trust me im from the internet.
User avatar #293 to #41 - pineappletime
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
do it faggot.
#64 to #1 - baine
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Cool, they make explosives.
Cool, they make explosives.
#2 to #1 - SILENCEnight
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(11/21/2012) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at how it feels to spoil the halo 4 story ** thats a lot of ****
#3 to #2 - sirthomasburr
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(11/21/2012) [-]
Dat roll's relevant, gum comes from cow fat AND the boy's coated in manure!
User avatar #5 to #3 - amarazengiku
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/21/2012) [-]
... And I had hopes this was mud. You sick ******...
User avatar #271 to #5 - itsmewaffle
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Too bad it is mud.
User avatar #290 - eight
Reply +38 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Vegans are often very weak. They will be easy to over power in an apocalypse.
#294 to #290 - anon id: 2e8a0f91
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
quite the contrary, vegans have usually very little body fat and have a high muscle mass and usually practice a good cardio routine
User avatar #295 to #294 - grimmwaters
Reply +71 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Found the vegan.
#54 - tweetyftw **User deleted account**
+68 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#15 - yunablade
Reply +60 123456789123345869
(11/21/2012) [-]
Animals will die, wheater you eat them or not.
User avatar #56 to #15 - jibb
Reply -33 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
And what excact kind of fuel is that?
Oil comes from algae, bio-fuel comes from plants
User avatar #58 to #56 - yunablade
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Are you kidding me?

Gasoline and any petrol-derivate.
User avatar #59 to #58 - jibb
Reply -32 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Are you seriously implying gasoline comes from dead dinosaurs.
User avatar #62 to #59 - mrsirandsir
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Gasoline is made from dead animal matter.
User avatar #414 to #62 - jibb
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
The oil you pump up from oil wells is from dead algeas that have been compressed and heaten by the sun
User avatar #61 to #59 - yunablade
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
ITs an organic materia that comes from old animals, not all of them are dinosaurs but yeah look it up
User avatar #80 to #61 - syis
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Actually, none of them were dinosaurs.
They are the dead fish from a period way before the dinosaurs arrival.
User avatar #153 to #80 - yunablade
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
While that is true for oceanic petroleum sources (which technically can also be composed of dinosaurs, let me remind you there were acuatic creatures that enter into that classification) there also exist reservoirs under solid ground.

Its been proved that it comes from the decomposing of dead animals (hence the therm, fossil fuels), however specifically which ones has not been stablished, it could range from old mamals to animals of ages previous to the dinosaurs.
User avatar #196 to #153 - syis
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
It requires a huge mass of dead things and -->sediments<-- to form petrol.
There was never on emmerged lands enough dead flesh to start the process of petroleum formation, plus, there are no sediments there.
Regarding to the dinosaurs from the sea, they appear way after the mass extinction of the cambrian period from when most of the petroleum comes from.
User avatar #179 to #15 - sophieleigh
Reply -11 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Ever heard of a thing called supply and demand?
#144 to #15 - anon id: c1595d20
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
just, more will die if you eat them, but who cares, right? destruction of the planet all the way!
#279 to #144 - anon id: 693c0ff4
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
I found another one
User avatar #372 to #144 - dashdashdash
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
You do realize that animals eat each other right?
Are your precious animals destroying the planet too?
#280 - Moar
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
A lot of the vegans/vegetarians who preach against meat usually bring up the ******** argument, "If you can survive without it, then you don't need it." Which brings up the issue of that over priced iPhone they probably have in their pocket, made by Asians who get paid 1/10 of what they would here. Or other trivial things. They try to make things simplistic when it comes to food, yet none of their preaching applies to anything else in their life. It's a conspiracy I tell you.
User avatar #310 to #280 - theswagmobile
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Not only is it a ******** argument, it sounds a little bit like the false analogy fallacy.
#303 to #280 - blahdudeblah
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
I gotta say this, we could cure world hunger if we all went vegan.


That being said, dead critters are waaaay too tasty.
User avatar #330 to #303 - BaconHawkSammich
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Sounds about right, except for the fact a budget for a vegan diet is CRAAAAZZYYY. Working in a bakery in which we make vegan cupcakes fresh using our own recipe; we have to charge 3.25 per Vegan cupcake. Hard ****.
#333 to #330 - blahdudeblah
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
true, but did you know that two thirds of the land that we use to grow veggies and such is used for livestock feed? thats three quarters of the earth's landmass.

all for a tenth of the energy that those same veggies and grains would give us, if we ate them.

Yes, a tenth. That means if we used that for just feeding people, it would go ten times as far as the animals we feed those grains/veggies/w/e to.

Still, dead critters are tasty.
#370 to #333 - ARRRGGGG
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
One way to look at it. On the other hand, most of the food used to feed those ******* is indigestible for humans. We can't break down cellulose. Also, think of it like an investment. Humans do not get the whole range of proteins they need from plants alone (at least not very easily). A small serving of meat on the other hand, takes care of it. So it's like putting energy (which we don't need since current GRAIN production levels can provide everyone on earth with a ~2000 Kcal diet) and plant matter that we can't digest into an animal so it can produce protein for us. Also, ******* delicious.
#413 to #370 - blahdudeblah
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
true enough, but those lands could be used to grow things we could eat. While you would need to eat greater amounts of veggies to get the same effect, like I've said, critters are just too tasty.
User avatar #336 to #333 - BaconHawkSammich
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Honestly, I love little ones with all my heart no matter what they look like or anything like that. But yes, I love deep fried food.
If I had the money, I would definitely eat healthier but, ****** so expensive.
#344 to #336 - blahdudeblah
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
oh god, I took a cooking class way back in highschool (inb4 oldfag) and we had to cook a dish from Israel.

It was basically a chicken breast that we butterflied (slit open so it can be stuffed), then stuffed it with a stick of butter (it was mixed with herbs and cheese, but still, most of a stick) and then battered it and deepfried the ******.

don't get me wrong, it was tasty as can be... but I swear I could feel my heart working harder as I ate it.
#120 - phanact
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
>Have other people become Vegan
>More bacon to go around

Thank you Vegans
#154 - shiftyscent
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
MFW passing by the people fighting about this, on my way to the adults table.
MFW passing by the people fighting about this, on my way to the adults table.
#266 - woogy
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
My ancestors didn't fight there way to the top of the food chain so that I could be a vegetarian.
#315 to #266 - bigbeaufort
Reply -9 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
I think they fought their way to the top of the food chain to have a choice to eat WHATEVER they want.    
   
Now could people stop being so butthurt and assholey on a website just to get a couple of thumbs?
I think they fought their way to the top of the food chain to have a choice to eat WHATEVER they want.

Now could people stop being so butthurt and assholey on a website just to get a couple of thumbs?
#377 to #315 - tehbawz
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
>"could people stop being so butthurt"
>obviously buttmad
#375 to #315 - anon id: 22ccd23e
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
I dunno. Can you stop being butthurt?
User avatar #69 - peepeethesailor
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM COW KING OF FUNNYJUNK
#70 to #69 - lickilicky
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
How does this make you feel?
#350 to #70 - anonyrnoose
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Is it bad that I know exactly what's going on?
User avatar #71 to #70 - peepeethesailor
Reply -7 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM COW KING OF FUNNYJUNK
#81 to #69 - therealbonbon
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
You aren't Blackoutats
#83 to #81 - laminar
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(11/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture