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We have canines for a reason.

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How do you find a vegan at a dinner party'?
Ema:
I Don' t worry, they' ll let you Know.
How do you find a meatbeater at a party? Don' t worry, they' ll m
everywhere, dead animals and stuffing them in their
mouths and saying 'omg vegans are so preach?
I found the vegan.
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Submitted: 11/21/2012
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#8 - killzer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - improbablyyourdad (11/21/2012) [+] (28 replies)
*POOF* No more vegans.
User avatar #290 - eight (11/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Vegans are often very weak. They will be easy to over power in an apocalypse.
User avatar #295 to #294 - grimmwaters (11/22/2012) [-]
Found the vegan.
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#54 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#15 - yunablade (11/21/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Animals will die, wheater you eat them or not.
#280 - Moar (11/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)
A lot of the vegans/vegetarians who preach against meat usually bring up the ******** argument, "If you can survive without it, then you don't need it." Which brings up the issue of that over priced iPhone they probably have in their pocket, made by Asians who get paid 1/10 of what they would here. Or other trivial things. They try to make things simplistic when it comes to food, yet none of their preaching applies to anything else in their life. It's a conspiracy I tell you.
#120 - phanact (11/22/2012) [-]
>Have other people become Vegan
>More bacon to go around

Thank you Vegans
#154 - shiftyscent (11/22/2012) [-]
MFW passing by the people fighting about this, on my way to the adults table.
MFW passing by the people fighting about this, on my way to the adults table.
#266 - woogy (11/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My ancestors didn't fight there way to the top of the food chain so that I could be a vegetarian.
User avatar #69 - peepeethesailor (11/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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#390 - salari (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Cows produce methane   
>Cow's methane is one of the biggest problem's in global warming   
>Vegan's don't eat cows   
>Vegan's eat plants   
>Plants produce oxygen and take in carbon dioxide   
>Vegans are destroying the world.
>Cows produce methane
>Cow's methane is one of the biggest problem's in global warming
>Vegan's don't eat cows
>Vegan's eat plants
>Plants produce oxygen and take in carbon dioxide
>Vegans are destroying the world.
#255 - Slicernicer (11/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have Canines because they keep my feet warm at night.
#259 to #255 - diaperfacederp (11/22/2012) [-]
AFFIRMATIVE!!
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#57 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#380 - slyve (11/22/2012) [-]
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If you think about it, being vegan makes you one of the most arrogant people on the planet. We evolved over thousands of years, eating plants AND animals, and all of a sudden a few people decide they are better than that.

I dunno, but it has that certain princess-y sound to it.

Anyway, i ******* love to stuff dead animals in my mouth. Especially dead baby animals. **** you, vegans.
#281 - swagbot ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Storytime with Uncle Swagbot:   
I have chronic Leaky Gut syndrome.   
> Bread makes me feel like I'm dying from the inside out.   
> Milk and eggs are out.   
> I can't even eat soy/tree nuts.   
   
The only foods that I can eat without getting extremely sick are Red Meat, Fish, and Game (and a few green vegetables).   
   
We aren't all made the same, and some of us would die if we tried living off of plant food. I don't like killing animals, but i can't live without eating animal meat.   
   
Deal with it VeganFags.
Storytime with Uncle Swagbot:
I have chronic Leaky Gut syndrome.
> Bread makes me feel like I'm dying from the inside out.
> Milk and eggs are out.
> I can't even eat soy/tree nuts.

The only foods that I can eat without getting extremely sick are Red Meat, Fish, and Game (and a few green vegetables).

We aren't all made the same, and some of us would die if we tried living off of plant food. I don't like killing animals, but i can't live without eating animal meat.

Deal with it VeganFags.
User avatar #198 - cudakd (11/22/2012) [+] (26 replies)
Dubs decide what I ask for Christmas
User avatar #247 to #198 - nathanthemighty (11/22/2012) [-]
**nathanthemighty rolls 99** an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle
#327 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2012) [+] (20 replies)
We do not have canines... moron.

Look at cats. They have canines. Lions, dogs.. Humans do not have canines. Canines are used for killing prey (living animals), and holding them. Finally, they are used for ripping the fresh flesh off the body. You cook your meat, because you can't eat / digest uncooked meat. You see a rabbit, you think "aawwww". You don't think dinner. You see a banana, you think dinner, not "aawwww".
#348 to #327 - DrSalvador (11/22/2012) [-]
Who the hell eats banans for dinner?
User avatar #165 - mrmofo (11/22/2012) [-]
My girlfriend is a vegan and I'm not. She eats better than anybody I know. Thanks to her I'm healthier than ever. And since she's cooked all her life for her father who was a big hunter, she's teaching me more about delicious steaks than I ever thought possible.
#101 - dirigiblequixote (11/22/2012) [+] (18 replies)
"We have canines for a reason"

You know, I can't adequately express my anger at this. I really can't.

You have canines for a reason? You have molars for a reason too, you ignorant twit.
#133 to #101 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2012) [-]
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Guess what that means? We're omnivores, dickwads! Yes, that means we eat plants AND animals. Anyone that says different is wrong.
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