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I am m need and SAFE driver tn take my daughter home
from new practice starting in September and ending in late
November. She needs to be takers freer wheelie Eaten ta home in Bryn Mawr, It
Tues, Thurs, andate.
Looking .
comcast. net with references. We can discuss compensation.
Thanks!
Good afternoon.
My name is Mike Partial and] are very . I have slat of
experience driving under dangerous conditions and guarantee yarn daughter will arrive
safely at heme every day.
If yen are still looking fer a dependable driver, please write back.
Sincerely,
Mike Partisan
Mr, Partook (can I call van Mee?),
I still ant looking far a driver. Good to knew van can handle dangerous
there preheat}; will net be any dangerous conditions; you are Just
taking my daughter down Rt 3.
Tell me want yourself - are van a driver? Do yen have any references
fresh past jabs? What kind of car do van own? Is it reliable?
Kate
From Me to Eine -
Kate,
You can can me Mike. I was never ens fer formalities.
A little went myself, I am 37 years old, and worked as a mercenary driver in the
Middle East. I have important clients though areas in Iraq and
Afghanistan far five years. I have seen a lot of action, and have ensured the safety of
my clients. that Mall the jobs I have done, can of my clients arrived at their
destination unharmed.
I have several references. I' ll have we of them femail yen-
My car is very safe and reliable - perfect far vent daughter- It is an armoured 2007
Chevy Suburban. All glass has been replaced with multilayered ballistic glass capable
of stopping a 7. 62 a 39 bullet dead in its tracks. The doors, roof, and floor have been
reinforced with ballistic that can withstand ED blasts and step
grenade fragmentation. This car has been put to the test and will always deliver.
Safety and protection is my at priority. The car is fully leaded with an assault
this that fire under the toughest . The reef has a MI. -lit autumnal:
grenade launcher miter installed. Hopefully we wen' t have ta use it, but it is good ta
have. I can' t tell yen how many times I' had ta return his against an enemy APE. I
assure van that nobody will mess with year daughter as I escept her heme hem
secret practice.
aw lets discuss pay. I have various security packages I effet, and for your daughter
I my medium package which will we you Edd an bent- I also have a
which is any an bent. It is entirety up ta yen.
Let me know,
Mike Partook
This has ta be Hake. This isnt Bagdad, it' s suburban PA...
Are yen just being sarcastic? What do you really drive'? I want ta pay 30 bucks a day,
reps.
From Me ta this -
Kate,
Samy/ is ea joke. For , you are likely ta get same kid who
just got his license and will drive your daughter in his interneted Ford Fumes. I' seen
an IED blew a Ford Feces into of pieces, mes larger than a golfball.
My security package is well worth the was per trip. We will pick yen: daughter up in
a tandem Suburban. Four trucks will pull up, and she wilt get into a tandem we every
will have an armed sercurity detail of meal have worked with in Iraq. We know what
we are doing, She will be escorted in our Denver down the highway at a high rate or
speed ta avoid stopping in "kill sense." All vehicles are equipped with an ' which
is used to change the traffic lights to green so we will net have to slew dawn. Your
daughter will arrive safely in vent arms no later titan 20 minutes freer when she is
extracted hem the secret field.
Please reconsider my effer. the can' t put a price an year daughters safety.
Stop wasting my than Dadt Nathan rue again.
later, hem nether femail manner}
Dear Kate,
I ant an old client of Mike Farther. He told me that yen wanted a reference for a jab
we are considering hint tar. Let an start off by saving, yen -were net have made a
finer capice. Mike is the best there is. He literally saved my life countless times in Iraq.
Whatever yen are using him for. yen have made the tight choice. ‘fan will be 100%
safe.
When I think meet my experience Mike, ans time stands above the rest. Back in tees,
I was a contractor in Iraq and had hired Mike' s security are re escott me may
Fallujah. Everything was going fine until are Denver was hit an IED. I don' t
remember much, but next thing yen haw, I woke up in a Guard prisoner
cm: with Mike. I thought we were garters. They real: me new into a hut, where
there were at least eight armed soldiers placing bets. They were going to trickle Mike
and I play Russian Ramada. Mike I soldier to let him play with three bullets,
instead of ans, which I thought was crazy. Mike even put the gun ta his head Mae and
pulled the trigger. He started laughing, and the soldiers started laughing tee. When they
let their guard down, he immediately shat three of them in the bead, grabbed ens of
than are and gunned down the ether tive miners. I didn' t think we would make it
ant of that ens alive, but thanks ta Mike' s harem actions, I am here today.
fen anther wrung with Mike PM. He is the best M the best. One time he when
an entire truck of insurgents using just a fork hem his salad. He makes do with what
he has and will survive the worst of situations.
If yen have any mete questions about Mike, please dent hesitate to cataract are I owe
the man my life-
Nick
what in the bell...
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#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/22/2012) [-]
A little bit of deerhunter reference in there.
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