Compilation

Kiribati's flag is fucking cool.

This is going in my anus

LOOK AT THIS GERMAN FAKE BUS STOP WITH THIS INCREDIBLE GERMAN ADVERTISING WITH IT'S INCREDIBLE GERMAN LANGUAGE AND EQUALLY GERMAN MONEY IN THE BACKGROUND

What made the woman stop smoking at 117?

For people wondering about the zip file: The file contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped, which again contains 16 zipped files, which contain 1 file, with the size of 4.3GB.

So, if you extract all files, you will most likely run out of space.

16 x 4294967295 = 68.719.476.720 (68GB)
16 x 68719476720 = 1.099.511.627.520 (1TB)
16 x 1099511627520 = 17.592.186.040.320 (17TB)
16 x 17592186040320 = 281.474.976.645.120 (281TB)
16 x 281474976645120 = 4.503.599.626.321.920 (4,5PB)

John D Rockefeller's net worth in 2007 dollars is 663 billion. Lets look at some statistics-

If he was alive now, and gave all of his money to helping pay off the national debt, he wouldn't even be paying off 1/16 of the amount the US owes- which is 16 trillion.

If he put all of his money into the bank and lived off of the interest, he would earn 51 billion dollars a year. 1.4 year's salary would make him the richest person in the world, still with 700 billion dollars in the bank.

the average amount of money a house is in 2010 was 317,000 dollars. That means Rockefeller could buy 2,091,482 average houses. So,he could buy a house for every single homeless person in the united states, and still have 1,461,482 houses left.
Which he could then rent out, earning 17,537,784,000 dollars a year.

He could give ten dollars to every person in the world.

If I remember correctly, correct me if i'm wrong, but on the topic of the richest men in the history of the world, I recall hearing that Crassus of the Roman Republic had about the equivalent of 3 trillion dollars.

Heil honey i'm home...hahaha must watch that.

Good guy Chuck Feeney.

fukkin' frogs

The pistachios will only combust if they are WET.
The bacteria have an icreasing heat rate when colonizing.

it doesnt matter how many fucking dry ones you have. Corn does this too.

The first one is so old that the language has died.

mfw norway was mentioned

I guess Pinocchio was a real ass

In case youre wondering the zip file thing is probably done like this:
There is a thing called hexadecimal file compression. If you had a string of numbers that make up, say a picture, it would look something like this:
1888442736abbb993dddddddddddd83666199999999477777346253
Now instead of using individual numbers for every bit, you group them instead, and put the number of the same number before it, so if you had six 3s in a row, you'd put 63, instead of 333333.
That number above would be shortened to:
113824121713161a3b2913bd18133611891457131416121513

The zip file thats 4.2 petabytes unzipped, probably has the exact same hexadecimal number repeated trillions and trillions of times, but could be compressed down to basically nothing.

I suppose the extra pins are the "Snooze" function?

Second to last one.