um, guys, in my Star Wars sequel Luke would go back to Hoth and starts pod racing the frozen tundra again to cope with the trauma of losing his father and having sexually desired his sister, but then one day he's working on his pod racer and the ghost of his dad shows up and says "no, that goes over there." and they get to bond because Luke is in touch with the force and stuff and there's a Disney father-son bonding song-montage, but then mickey mouse comes over and he says "I have replaced Yoda as your master, you must kill Han Solo because he is a sith lord now....because of reasons." Luke is like ok and goes to Alderaan, but then he remembers that it was destroyed and his mother-in-law is like "Luke you never ask for directions! I have a bladder infection and we haven't stopped in thirty minutes!", Luke is also married to Alice from Alice in Wonderland because Wonderland is actually a planet in the Star Wars universe now. So Luke goes to Naboo and gets drunk and says mean things about Alice from when she was in community college, so they go through a Disney style "relationships are hard" montage and Luke has to push on to kill Han Solo, because he is the lord of the sith now. So they go to the Death Star but then Luke realizes he blew it up and his mother in law says "Luke! Why can't we go to Tatooine? I wanna go to a nice restaurant! You just can;t wait for me to die! You love to see me miserable!" and Luke storms off and goes back to Hoth and Han Solo is there and says "We must race" and so they race and they have friendship flashbacks and Han decides he wants to be good but then as they are about to finish the race Darth Vader Ghost appears and scares Han Solo and he dies in a pod racing crash and Luke hates his dad. Randy Newman hums the closing theme. To be continued.