Cortana. . l [ill, l () Cortana, do you ever shut the hell up? CORTANA!! YOU ARE THE MEET BITCH TN THE WORDD C.. Cortana... Never... make a girl... a promise you can't keep....
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Cortana

l [ill, l () Cortana, do you ever shut the hell up?
CORTANA!! YOU ARE THE
MEET BITCH TN THE ******* WORDD
C.. Cortana..
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#38 - medewu (11/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Never... make a girl... a promise you can't keep....
Never... make a girl... a promise you can't keep....
#11 - bluwizard (11/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)
The angst in 4 was almost at Final Fantasy Levels.

I just wanted to shoot aliens. They added some random-ass story.
#12 to #11 - improbablyyourdad (11/21/2012) [-]
"I just wanted to shoot aliens. They added some random-ass story."   
   
Oh 						****					 that made me rage.
"I just wanted to shoot aliens. They added some random-ass story."

Oh **** that made me rage.
#41 - mattdoggy (11/21/2012) [-]
I cried like a little girl when that happened
I never realized how important she was....
User avatar #18 - gildemoono (11/21/2012) [-]
The only time i felt that cortana was annoying was in halo three. ******* hated being slowed down by those weird ass hallucinations.
#21 - maggotarms (11/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
where was the ******* spoiler alert ?
#28 to #21 - thechosentroll (11/21/2012) [-]
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It's mentioned in the previous games that AIs don't last long, it was painfully obvious that either she or Master Chief would die and it was plastered all over the site less than a day after the game was released and you STILL consider this a spoiler? It's pretty much public knowledge at this point.
User avatar #44 - bigblamo (11/21/2012) [+] (9 replies)
what...who the **** would tell cortana to shut the **** up? she made the game. she was amazing.
#63 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
To cheer all of you up a little, here's everyone.
#49 - fjsassassin (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i 						*******					 cried.
i ******* cried.
#31 - magicmuffin (11/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
SPOILER ALERT   ok so i finished the campaign and everything but i'm kind of confused about what happened. What did the librarian do the John and how was she alive in the first place?  And why did the didact want to kill everyone?  Sorry if i sound ignorant :/
SPOILER ALERT ok so i finished the campaign and everything but i'm kind of confused about what happened. What did the librarian do the John and how was she alive in the first place? And why did the didact want to kill everyone? Sorry if i sound ignorant :/
User avatar #33 to #31 - sparkyfusion (11/21/2012) [-]
If you're asking what the librarian did to John, she encripted this code into this genes or some **** so the didact's beam of ************ couldn't affect him.

The didact was imprisoned by the forerunners because of some **** he did, and he likes holding grudges.

Also, the Librarian and the Didact were married o.o
User avatar #51 - olfuzionlo (11/21/2012) [-]
she wasn't even that bad in halo 3.
#5 - Nahyon ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
Your lack of appreciation for Cortana has been noted. People don't know the value of something until it is lost.
User avatar #82 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
THat doesnt make any sense... how the hell, does an AI, die? ******** , it could be easily recreated using memories if it was really corrupted. Expecially with the technology that they have in halo.
#86 to #82 - MarauderMatt (11/21/2012) [-]
You didn't play Halo 4 if you think that, they went over that. It wouldn't be the same Cortana.
You didn't play Halo 4 if you think that, they went over that. It wouldn't be the same Cortana.
User avatar #60 - retardedboss (11/21/2012) [-]
I always like cortana. I hated that it took so long to get her back in halo 3.
User avatar #30 - failedfrontflip (11/21/2012) [-]
closest ive ever come to crying over a video game, that last level was mindblowing
User avatar #29 - Lostdemon (11/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i was sad, but i also found it kinda funny when she became hardlight and touched master chief's chest plate she nearly had a orgasm.
#25 - hurrdurka (11/21/2012) [-]
******* piece of **** OP, where was the ******* spoiler alert you inconsiderate asswipe!
User avatar #9 - duskmane (11/21/2012) [-]
She knew what was happening. Her useful lifespan was basically spent. Take comfort in the fact that Dr. Halsey is (as far as all information I have) still alive, which means, if absolutely necessary, another like Cortana could be made.
that being said...

See you later, Space Cowgirl.
User avatar #65 - drumtastic (11/21/2012) [-]
This sums up my feelings.
User avatar #24 - bugkiller (11/21/2012) [-]
you never know how much you'll miss something until its gone
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