all the memories..

They can, but only if you try to rape one. Dolphins are very emotional creatures, and if you communicate using the right mannerisms to communicate properly, they will be as loving as you. However, be aggressive, and so will they. Really it's like choosing any other sexual partner, all individuals are different in the sack...

Now males... males you want to be careful with. Ejaculating with enough force to shoot their seed 14ft.

How the fuck do you know this?

What, you don't?!

How do you not know this?

Kid's awesome.

Just buy her/him a meal first. They like romance.

ive read storys on /b/ about a guy who had sex with a dolfin.

The dolfin vagina has strong muscles that can easely snip of your dick. Just a warning

I came wanting to have sex with a dolphin. Now I know they like to be romanced.

Thanks, now I'm confused about my sexuality..

Don't be, your sexuality is "yes".

Im afraid you are a dolphinsexual, seek help.

It's only 12PM for me and... that's enough internet for today.

is the shit about the secrete for endless cum true?

Well, it's exaggerated. But the thought is similar.

The first one is incorrect.

In what respect?

A woman can control her vaginal muscles to increase pleasure.

Oh, but nowhere near to the extent of a dolphin.

what. the. fuck.

A dolphin's vagina would actually squeeze with so much pressure it'd probably rip your dick off.

I've been told that it is a myth and the vagina just clenches around the penis to keep water out, but not hard enough to actually hurt because it's soft.

you know this how?

Someone posted the information before and I just felt it necessary to remember.
that's it, really :)

beastforum

Look closely at the image derp de derp.

*reads in RWJ voice* Just the tiiiip

But on the other hand, I've heard they secrete a substance that can prolong orgasm.

Choices...

Give your pet Dolphin some muscle relaxers and go to town.