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Capt. America
Dashing through the NO
Oh my god, Tumblr...
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
GOD DAMN YOU ARE SLOW
JESUS, HOW MUCH DC) YOU WEIGH?
OH JINGLE BELLS
BURN IN HELL
1" ' RE THE BANE OF MY DAY
I' LL SLASH YOUR TIRES
SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE
AND LAUGH AS I RUN AWAY
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
GOD DAMN YOU ARE SLOW
JESUS, HOW MUCH DC) YOU WEIGH?
OH JINGLE BELLS
BURN IN HELL
1" ' RE THE BANE OF MY DAY
I' LL SLASH YOUR TIRES
SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE
AND LAUGH AS I RUN AWAY
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#4
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xyaleon (11/21/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I loved Christmas when I was in Elementary School.
Deck the halls with gasoline~
falalala la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalala la lalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes
falala lalala la la la
Aren't you glad I played with matches?
falalalala la la la la
Deck the halls with gasoline~
falalala la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalala la lalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes
falala lalala la la la
Aren't you glad I played with matches?
falalalala la la la la
#8
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snoboardkid (11/21/2012) [-] Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a Nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Militery
Oh, Jingle bombs
Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a Nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Militery
Oh, Jingle bombs
Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
#11
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broorb (11/21/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Wrong.
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
(HA-HA-HA)
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING
I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
OUTTA MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY.
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
(HA-HA-HA)
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING
I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
OUTTA MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY.
#15
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xldarkking (11/21/2012) [-] Dashing through the snow
people in my way
duh-duh-duh-duh-slow
fuck i cant rhyme for shit
i'm gunna go play halo 4
people in my way
duh-duh-duh-duh-slow
fuck i cant rhyme for shit
i'm gunna go play halo 4
#26
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justbeingcool (11/21/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Every single time ** no
#34
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kirokan (11/21/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Dashing through the snow,
get the fuck out of my way.
Cutting people's throats,
laughing as i play.
Heads on bob tail rings,
Making people die.
What fun it is to laugh and sing a slasher song tonight.
Oh, go to hell, go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once, ill say it twice,
get the fuck out of my way.
go to hell go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once ill say it twice
get the fuck out of my way.
get the fuck out of my way.
Cutting people's throats,
laughing as i play.
Heads on bob tail rings,
Making people die.
What fun it is to laugh and sing a slasher song tonight.
Oh, go to hell, go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once, ill say it twice,
get the fuck out of my way.
go to hell go to hell,
drop to your knees and pray.
i said it once ill say it twice
get the fuck out of my way.
#6
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elkkuprkl (11/21/2012) [-] Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the way we go
Crashing into trees
The hills are all in red,
I think I'm almost dead,
Now I'm in the hospital
with stiches in my head
On a pair of broken skis
All the way we go
Crashing into trees
The hills are all in red,
I think I'm almost dead,
Now I'm in the hospital
with stiches in my head
#13
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chucklesTC (11/21/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING
I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING
I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
#21
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catzombie (11/21/2012) [-]
And now all of FJ is singing Christmas parody rhymes from elementary school!
#20
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sathrax (11/21/2012) [-]
I'm not 100% sure this was posted here only 3 days ago, but I'm about 95% sure, I'm also 100% sure that I saw this in my facebook newsfeed 3 times in the past week.
Gtfo tumblrfag.
Gtfo tumblrfag.
