Don't be a pussy. So much class these days. matt charts}! E Here' s the line a gal used on me at the by last Friday: "Are you gay? No? Then just make out with m pick up lines are classy
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Don't be a pussy

So much class these days

matt charts}! E
Here' s the line a gal used on me at the by last Friday: "Are you gay?
No? Then just make out with me. Don' t he a pussy." Classy.
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#1 - cptnigelofwolf (11/20/2012) [+] (27 replies)
And then.... you got herpes
#57 - Metallicock (11/21/2012) [+] (18 replies)
Don't you just hate it when girls ask to make out with you?
User avatar #39 - rossbelfast (11/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
So he gets hit on and moans about it...
#45 to #39 - acfb (11/21/2012) [-]
Until he posts pictures of her, I will be kind and refrain from judging. It could have been an ogre trying to suck on his face for all we know.
#26 - serotonin (11/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#74 - xbenas (11/21/2012) [-]
#78 - sjsharks (11/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#83 to #78 - claytonb (11/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #85 - justbeingcool (11/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**justbeingcool rolls 1** how many girls have appoched me at a bar
User avatar #91 to #85 - HordeyWordey (11/21/2012) [-]
"is your friend single?"
#52 - amoussa (11/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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a girl who I was trying to chat up thought I was gay, because I used a woman's fragrance. I tried to utilise it to my advantage but I can say that the gay thing sadly never (well hardly) works.

(Though I had a really camp black friend who managed to make out with two girls at the same time to prove his straightness. Though maybe that's because he's black and blacks get girls easily more than whites, middle easterns (me) and Asian)
User avatar #56 - TheOriginalNerd (11/21/2012) [-]
well did he do it??
User avatar #87 - imabser (11/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Me talking to girl: Hey you wanna have sex?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Me: I have a goldfish.
Girl: What???
Me: Oh I thought we were talking about **** that doesn't matter.
User avatar #104 to #100 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Also I'm not the biggest fan of cheating, don't ruin other peoples lifes because you can't make your dick go down.
User avatar #44 - downtownbosscat (11/21/2012) [-]
It was that beard!
#34 - gangstafish (11/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #36 to #34 - lavitts (11/21/2012) [-]
**** YOU MC FOR BREAKING HER HEART!
#25 - lordlad (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
heres a line a girl i never met used on me "Hey, i went home and took a shower for you"
User avatar #119 - Seventeen (11/21/2012) [-]
that guy has a chin like johnny bravo.
#117 - Dwarf (11/21/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Legit quote from Einstein ** MFW talking to girls
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Legit quote from Einstein ** MFW talking to girls
#114 - evantheboss (11/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't mind that. Unless she was ugly or obviously had mouth herps.
#41 - mynicknameisdeath **User deleted account** (11/21/2012) [-]
"And kids, that's how I met your mother."
User avatar #31 - happygrowman (11/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
and if you are gay but dont want to be a pussy?
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