Pick-Up Lines. creds to loadingartist. Hey, do gnu want a ride an my rocket? ihaytu want ta charm any giant snake? Do you ward: isheep defeat Irwinc purple ' le
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creds to loadingartist

Hey, do gnu want a ride an
my rocket?
ihaytu want ta charm any
giant snake?
Do you ward: isheep defeat Irwinc
purple '
leer?
...
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Submitted: 11/20/2012
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#5 - connormccloud (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - sirhyden (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
#15 - cstyle (11/21/2012) [-]
Those girls weren't very reasonable
User avatar #13 - lasomacintosh (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why is the purple headed yogurt slinger consoling this guy?

Wasn't he trying to defeat him?!
User avatar #14 to #13 - Tyranitar (11/21/2012) [-]
Even the purple-headed yogurt slinger feels empathy
User avatar #7 - hellmodd (11/21/2012) [-]
Can't wait till kim jong sues LoadingArtist
User avatar #3 - sealofapproval (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
dont worry, winky blinky the one eyed soldier is firing blanks.
#1 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
repost.
User avatar #9 to #1 - amuter ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
with creds
#22 - bennyandthejets (11/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Your username...
Your username...
#20 - slicerv (11/21/2012) [-]
**slicerv rolled a random image posted in comment #1729262 at MLP Brony Board **
**slicerv rolled a random image posted in comment #1729262 at MLP Brony Board **
User avatar #2 - kupkakez (11/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Black People
User avatar #26 to #6 - sepheroth (11/21/2012) [-]
The same amount of red thumbs too!

Puerto Ricans
#23 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
Purple headed? That doesn't sound healthy
User avatar #21 - landrower (11/21/2012) [-]
i'd laugh, if only i haven't seen it a thousand times already. half of them here.
why couldn't you just wait half a year before reposting?
#19 - gangstafish (11/21/2012) [-]
**gangstafish rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at This guy **
#10 - DropDeadShred (11/21/2012) [-]
Ohh me one eyed trouser snake, me one eyed trouser snake
god help me if I ever lose me one eyed trouser snake!
#8 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
How about you take a ride on my bologna pony?
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