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#2 - therealslim (11/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I had something like that happen    
Im overweight but Im not eating constantly I lift weights the only thing I do thats really bad for me is drink soda otherwise thats about it   
anyway point being    
Ive known this girl for several years we've been friends for awhile and at the moment she was dating a complete douchebag anyway I sent her flowers on her birthday and he got uppety and threatened to come to my house and kill me blah blah blah    
long story short, he mad    
For 2 weeks after that I sent flowers to her everyday with a different compliment on them about how amazing or beautiful she is an how we should hang out    
He eventually reach's his boiling point and come's up to me after 7th period as im going to my car with her around his arm    
He starts threatening me she smiles    
   
Here's where It gets good    
   
I take my jacket off    
he goes into alpha rage mode does some kind of weird chest slapping thing    
Before He swings to hit me She comes in between him and me    
she looks at me and apologizes then knees him in the balls   
when he hunches over she knee's him in the face    
It was the most badass thing I had ever seen her do he's on his knee's looking up at her, and me standing behind her she ask's if I would be so kind as to give her a ride home as I start to walk back towards my car I Wave my hand at him and put my arm around her shoulders    
It was the single most amazing moment of my life    
(On the way to her house she apologizes about how everything turned out and how horrible he was to me even though I had known her alot longer than he ever had   
and we ended up hanging out at her house for awhile like we used to)   
>Mfw when I waved at him
I had something like that happen
Im overweight but Im not eating constantly I lift weights the only thing I do thats really bad for me is drink soda otherwise thats about it
anyway point being
Ive known this girl for several years we've been friends for awhile and at the moment she was dating a complete douchebag anyway I sent her flowers on her birthday and he got uppety and threatened to come to my house and kill me blah blah blah
long story short, he mad
For 2 weeks after that I sent flowers to her everyday with a different compliment on them about how amazing or beautiful she is an how we should hang out
He eventually reach's his boiling point and come's up to me after 7th period as im going to my car with her around his arm
He starts threatening me she smiles

Here's where It gets good

I take my jacket off
he goes into alpha rage mode does some kind of weird chest slapping thing
Before He swings to hit me She comes in between him and me
she looks at me and apologizes then knees him in the balls
when he hunches over she knee's him in the face
It was the most badass thing I had ever seen her do he's on his knee's looking up at her, and me standing behind her she ask's if I would be so kind as to give her a ride home as I start to walk back towards my car I Wave my hand at him and put my arm around her shoulders
It was the single most amazing moment of my life
(On the way to her house she apologizes about how everything turned out and how horrible he was to me even though I had known her alot longer than he ever had
and we ended up hanging out at her house for awhile like we used to)
>Mfw when I waved at him
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