pee. . MW think put of a nouns lloll! llooll!. Children aren't part of the metaphor because it's hard as to piss with a boner.
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User avatar #22 - hyeroshi (11/21/2012) [-]
Children aren't part of the metaphor because it's hard as **** to piss with a boner.
User avatar #73 to #22 - biggydy (11/21/2012) [-]
Well, this is officialy an ultra repost. The last time i saw this posted, the SAME EXACT comment was posted too.
User avatar #78 to #73 - hyeroshi (11/21/2012) [-]
I was also the one who made that comment as well. Might as well strike while the repost is hot, right?
User avatar #79 to #78 - biggydy (11/21/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #48 to #22 - hydraetis (11/21/2012) [-]
When I piss with a boner it just comes out like a jet stream.
User avatar #38 to #22 - omajajababa (11/21/2012) [-]
this deserves thousands of green thumbs.
User avatar #5 - SnugglyWuggly (11/20/2012) [-]
I think there might be something wrong with your penis if it comes out as a sprinkler.
#36 - JohnTheRipper (11/21/2012) [-]
my piss comes out in a nice stream. not sure what is wrong with your dick.
User avatar #41 to #36 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
if you fap before peeing it makes it a lot messier
User avatar #45 to #41 - JohnTheRipper (11/21/2012) [-]
ive never had that problem. i always take a pee about a minute or so after i fap.
+1
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#37 - rawpedobearraw (11/21/2012) [-]
speak for your self.
#32 - catsniffer (11/21/2012) [-]
Not included?   
Not with that attitude of yours...
Not included?
Not with that attitude of yours...
#47 - doodogger (11/21/2012) [-]
MFW I've been pissing on children my whole life.
MFW I've been pissing on children my whole life.
#21 - itshotintopica (11/21/2012) [-]
[children not part of Metaphor]
#33 - wherejohnny (11/21/2012) [-]
I thought children were standard...   
My life has been a lie...
I thought children were standard...
My life has been a lie...
User avatar #34 to #33 - jordygordy (11/21/2012) [-]
ahgqawdwhy!!!!!!!!!^^^
User avatar #3 - halvizzle (11/20/2012) [-]
They think that pee comes out as a laser?
#18 to #3 - stripeygreenhat (11/21/2012) [-]
They think it comes out in a uniform line.
#11 to #3 - snipy (11/21/2012) [-]
Only vikings have laser penises. We fight polar bears with them.
#17 to #11 - skybluetroll ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
You state this as if you are a viking,
#62 - mistahlegend (11/21/2012) [-]
The idea that every time a man goes to piss, he pisses all over children is hilarious.
#80 to #62 - Barinade (11/21/2012) [-]
Don't judge me.
User avatar #12 - kamusioso (11/21/2012) [-]
Children are always part of my metaphors
#40 - anon (11/21/2012) [-]
R Kelly?
#44 to #40 - luderudecrude ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
R Kelly
#31 - djequalizee (11/21/2012) [-]
>Children not part of the metaphor
#15 - mikkedaman (11/21/2012) [-]
My first thought
My first thought
#7 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
"children not part of the metaphor"

yet
User avatar #52 - valdura (11/21/2012) [-]
Circumcised == pee like lazer.
#42 - itsmebigd (11/21/2012) [-]
**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #190 at Wat comp ** so...women think men piss lasers???
#13 - kodac (11/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - CrazyPsycho (11/20/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #335269 at Anime & Manga ** then i believe you have a masturbation problem... trust me pedophilia is NOT the way to stop...
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