Orangutans. . Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore. Post ending in 99 decides what I do new- c-' fuck fu
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Orangutans

Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Post ending in 99 decides what I do new- c-'
fuck furfriends
Live on and enjoy your life.
fuck her mom.
Okay, this is hew it gees. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey er some some dancing chimp bullshit. I mean a fucking orangutan.
Den? ask me hew youre gonna get a fucking orangutan. because that' s not my problem.
Bethe orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is : all orangutans are named Clyde. I don' t know why that is, it' sjust how the werld works. So
Wu and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. Youre seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go em in big groups. You
talk loud. you laugh Eerder. Every time you say something witty, you orangutan. Thetewj begins to buzz. It gets backto her. "Did you
know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan? 1 "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing Wu know she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were geing to goto a monstertruck (orangutans Ieve monstertrucks}. In fact. the whale social calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know my number
so don' t be a stra- Hey, leek at thetime! I gotta skate, Hyde' s making '
At this point the upper hand is yours/ You can let her twist in the wind. you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it' s
your life- But ifyou' re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. Youre Irving. Youre talking en Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring
Clyde. he becomes like ene of the family. Youre ene big Brady Bunch.
Orangutans
They leave menswear trucks.
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Submitted: 11/20/2012
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#1 - arthurmitchell (11/20/2012) [-]
You and I are about to do great things
User avatar #3 - bluegrass (11/24/2012) [-]
I'll get that bitch an orangutan....
Bitches love orangutans...
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