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#9 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#121 to #9 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
Nice one Hannah
User avatar #55 to #9 - uzzwick (11/20/2012) [-]
Because her sister was a whore and she deserved it.
User avatar #54 to #9 - uzzwick (11/20/2012) [-]
Nice one Philippa.
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#19 to #9 - DotDotDot (11/20/2012) [-]
my psych prof. told me the same story... another one is

Phil (irony) is at a family reunion. When he was little, his mother told him a story about his long lost sister. At the reunion he sees three women running up to him. the first says "Phil! I'm Shawna and i'm your long lost sister." The second gives him a huge hug and says "that bitch is lying, im your real sister". The third one stands in front of him and merely says "i'm Carol. And at least two of us always lies."
Who is the real sister? (yes there really is an answer
User avatar #22 to #19 - teekanne (11/20/2012) [-]
second one because she didnt mentioned her name :o
#24 to #22 - DotDotDot (11/20/2012) [-]
haha no :). Its Carol because she was nonchallant about it mostly, implying that if she was long lost, she wouldn't feel the need to stress over acceptance. and she wouldn't know anyone else at the reunion. and "two of us always lie", meaning the other two women :)
#154 to #24 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
I think it's the second girl, because by saying first girl is lying (a true statement), she would no longer always be lying. So this means Carol must be lying. In fact, her name must not even be Carol, since she always lies. Which means, you can't even trust her when she says that at least two of them always lie.

hmm.. I think this means you can't trust Carol's math either. Thus at this point perhaps we can even assume that "at least two of us" can mean anything. Switch that to the reality of "at least one of us (being Carol herself)" and now we have a fitting scenario.. I think. That, or my brain just decided to stop chasing its tail.

What about the first girl's lie? Still a lie, but a coincidental one unrelated to Carol's statement (as Carol's statement can't be true). So while the first girl was lying in this instance, she is not prone to be always lying. Perhaps she even knows the second girl, which would explain the "ignore that bitch" intro. Two friends playfully interacting with each other. (and it is hypothetically possible that she knows this girl while still being your long lost sister. They may have been introduced to each other some time before the start of the reunion)
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#20 to #19 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #20 - DotDotDot (11/20/2012) [-]
well for starters i get a new one of these every time i come to class lol so i have a lot memorized....

and no its not :) good try though :)
User avatar #46 to #21 - brushz (11/20/2012) [-]
Give us another one..
#137 to #46 - DotDotDot (11/21/2012) [-]
alrighty then
you walk into a science lab. on the table theres a jar with green liquid. you have 4 viles labeled A B C D in front of you, with a note saying to combite the liquids until you get the green one. the quantity and order doesnt matter. How would you go about it?
User avatar #145 to #137 - brushz (11/21/2012) [-]
I'am guessing you're to make green liquid in a flask of some sort?
Well firstly i'll pour a little from each vile into the sink, then proceed to pour the contents of the jar into the flask, claiming i made green liquid.
#152 to #145 - DotDotDot (11/22/2012) [-]
yes you are. sorry was trying to hurry haha. and thats an... odd... answer... havent got that one before. so i guess that'd be classified as logically inadequate thinking/analysis......theres so many of these out there
User avatar #155 to #152 - brushz (11/22/2012) [-]
Or logical genius :D What does the average person answer?
#156 to #155 - DotDotDot (11/23/2012) [-]
mix a drop of one together with the next, just AB or CD or BC ect. this one never quite made sense to me.... inbox if u want more, this is gttng hectic on this busy page haha
#14 to #9 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
Because Hannah figured if the guy came to her mother's funeral he'd come to her sister's. So she'd be able to see him again.
#160 to #14 - nimdajf (12/04/2012) [-]
Dear diary,

Today, anon was a pretty cool guy.
#134 to #14 - andrewcarlisle (11/20/2012) [-]
not surprising that anon passed the psychopath test...
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#17 to #14 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#157 to #17 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
Except if a psychopath puts themselves above everyone else, and has an iq over 80, they will realize that by killing someone they put themselves in jeopardy.
Ex: Murder with a flaw > get caught > jail.
So even if the girl was disposable, unless the psychopath was sure they could create a perfect murder situation (which generally takes a year of planning), the psychopath would not kill her for their own sake.

Basically Hannah is a special olympics psychopath.
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User avatar #59 to #17 - mofka (11/20/2012) [-]
i don't really get it. if people are disposable for her, why the huge effort to meet one specific guy again?
User avatar #87 to #59 - xortrox (11/20/2012) [-]
Because that's what she wants to.
User avatar #85 to #59 - elcreepo (11/20/2012) [-]
Just because a psychopath has no capacity to empathize with other human beings does not mean that they can't feel lust/desire.

A sociopath wants something, and will get it by whatever the most logical means possible there are. They're good at acting too, so that they can keep a potential money/base human need/sex source going.
#48 to #17 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
Here's one for you. A boy is given a bicycle and a football for his birthday, but he starts crying. Why is he crying?
#60 to #48 - wafumu (11/20/2012) [-]
He's gay.
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#49 to #48 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#81 to #49 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #10 to #9 - antigravitycake (11/20/2012) [-]
because her sister was having intercourse with the man?
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#11 to #10 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - antigravitycake (11/20/2012) [-]
i guess nobody knows the true motive except the person comiting the crime
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User avatar #72 to #13 - fuzziegamer (11/20/2012) [-]
But I got the answer immediately :( maybe I do need help lol
#36 to #13 - apocalypseboyz (11/20/2012) [-]
So the fact that I went "simple, she wanted to meet the guy again" is... Bad?

Well, guess that explains the dead body under my couch...
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