Broken teleport. . Ismael there_ ala day“.... I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story. My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited, Broken teleport Ismael there_ ala day“ I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in month We were both excited
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#5 - waffies
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I'm passing out at the computer but im gonna share a short story.

My friend from two states over was planning to come visit me in a month. We were both excited, making plans in advance, etc. And i'm literally texting her about when she's catching the train from her home to where i live, when she comes bursting through my bedroom door bellowing "HOLY ******* **** TELEPORT" And falls on the floor at the foot of my bed. My brain failed to comprehend how she pulled it off for about an hour.

Best executed surprise/prank/present thing i've been witness to. Not even that complicated, but flawlessly executed.

Goodnight FJ,
I love your sexy deep breathing in my ear
#30 to #5 - twelveleven
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I hope you and your friend have a good time! (That wasn't supposed to be an innuendo, but I will have to make dealings)
#24 to #5 - cshp
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Do a sex on her.
Do a sex on her.
#4 - thatnerdyguy
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Obviously the other end hasn't been built yet.
Let me get right on that.
#14 - infernozoo
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That's because you didn't have any Law rune.
User avatar #19 to #14 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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Medievil?
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User avatar #53 to #19 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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no one appreciates old games like I do
#18 - snaresinger
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That's obviously the exit.
That's obviously the exit.
#37 - antiponiesuser
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#39 to #37 - antiponiesuser
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#43 to #37 - antiponiesuser
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#44 to #37 - antiponiesuser
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and the mother of them all....
#47 to #37 - Kellanved
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User avatar #48 to #47 - antiponiesuser
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...wut?
#49 to #48 - Kellanved
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User avatar #50 to #49 - antiponiesuser
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why? u strawberry?
#51 to #50 - Kellanved
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User avatar #52 to #51 - antiponiesuser
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anyway u must admit its a great comp
#38 to #37 - antiponiesuser
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#16 - jaigurudevaom
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Its an Oreo
#12 - shadowmageXD
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NOTHING WORKS GOD DAMMIT.
#7 - joexdtry
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its the exit not the entrace
User avatar #6 - danielesq
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**** DUDE you almost got tele-fraged
User avatar #2 - jasmineandpeter
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it didn't work because you didn't say 'beam me up scottie' its not going to work if you dont say it :)