Busty Girl Problems. It's so true.... im still waiting to wake up with a penis that's 2 inches longer... Busty Girl Problems It's so true im still waiting to wake up with a penis that's 2 inches longer
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #54 - kinglobster
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im still waiting to wake up with a penis that's 2 inches longer...
User avatar #171 to #54 - rokkarokkaali
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I would really like waking up with my blankets slightly higher than usual.
#128 to #54 - azraelthemage
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Aren't we all?
#55 to #54 - angelodlt
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God damit i just realized thats how i am to
God damit i just realized thats how i am to
#113 to #54 - toastableduckling
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Then you would have a 3 inch penis.
Then you would have a 3 inch penis.
#124 to #113 - defeats
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I nearly cried laughing, it's the type of 12 year old's joke that I should not be laughing at...
#198 to #113 - jayzerhaze
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#148 - deathrinderalta
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#68 - horriblefishboy
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Ladies, if your boobs are too heavy I could hold them for ya...
Ladies, if your boobs are too heavy I could hold them for ya...
#105 - Kirbyman
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User avatar #23 - ericforeman
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Puberty for guys:
Facial hair? **** YEA
Pubes? **** YEA
Armpit hair? **** YEA
Bigger penis? **** YEA
User avatar #36 to #23 - swiekim
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dont forget, deeper voice
User avatar #59 to #36 - bigchance
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**** YEA
random cracking: **** NO
User avatar #46 to #23 - coolioplasm
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horrid acne if which I am currently suffering through
User avatar #47 to #46 - coolioplasm
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**** no...
#50 to #23 - waffies
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you guys all got bigger penises?
User avatar #32 to #23 - thefasrdog
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Random boners. **** NO!
User avatar #78 to #32 - lastofthedovakhiin
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Random boners? More like random alpha moments. Assert dominance at all times.
User avatar #25 - bambambaby
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That awkward in between stage when you keep bumping into things with your boobs, because you don't know how to control them yet.
#106 to #25 - geimfarinnn
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Women talking about their boobs gets insta-thumbed.
I wish i could talk about my dick problems and get thumbs :(
User avatar #155 to #106 - bambambaby
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It's not so much that I'm like "HURR HURR I HAVE BOOBS." I'm just relating to the post. Also, I've seen many posts/comments about guys having dick problems and they get thumbed. Maybe they aren't very funny.
User avatar #26 to #25 - bitchimflawless
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Oh my God I hated that.
User avatar #27 to #26 - bambambaby
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Can't tell you how many thing I've knocked over. I remember one summer, I kept brushing against my dads arm on accident as we waited in line at Universal Studios and Disney Land.

"GOD DAMMIT GET YOUR ******* BOOBS OFF OF ME. CONTROL THOSE THINGS."
User avatar #28 to #27 - bitchimflawless
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I remember just trying to walk somewhere my boobs would always brush against someone's arm if I turned around or something. Awkward as ****. ._.
User avatar #227 to #28 - graphically
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You can brush them against me :|
#29 - ayevanity
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Having big boobs is more of a curse than a blessing. :(    
Have you ever laid on your tits wrong? That **** hurts.    
Or have them like get pulled downwards on accident?
Having big boobs is more of a curse than a blessing. :(
Have you ever laid on your tits wrong? That **** hurts.
Or have them like get pulled downwards on accident?
#69 to #29 - whitenerdy
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The feral instinct in men, takes the size of your boobs as a social factor.
Take it like grades in high school, the bigger the number (If Eurofag.) the better. You may have problems, like uneasy stomach, or stress related problems, but with your good grades/boobs, you can take what ever position/man you want with less problems. Even if you don't like the social high snobby douche jobs/men on the top of the food chain, you can still pick someone that requires a little less qualification, you would then be overqualified and your work/man would very unlikely want to get rid of you and you would have better security, comfort and less problems.

Big boobs is a good thing, always look on the bright side, if you truly have problems with comfort, then go to a masseur.
User avatar #70 to #69 - ayevanity
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So you're telling me that in order to keep a man I have to have big boobs?

hm..
#84 to #70 - anon id: b34afcc4
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It's funny because, women never read the whole thing, and just draw conclusions based on what mood they're in.

"better security, comfort and less problems."
"OO SO U MEN I CN*T KEEP MA MAN IF NO BIG BOOBS?!!"
"HM!?!??"
(10 seconds later you properly run outside and burn your bra's because the men suppress your gender >:( )

No wonder why you're a social outcast on Funnyjunk, nobody wants to **** a ******* feminist cunt. <3
User avatar #326 to #84 - ayevanity
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Well first off, i'm not a feminist cunt. I hate feminists. I will make someone a ******* sandwich because that's what I'm good at naturally.

I was just saying that having big boobs can be painful, just imagine if your balls were bigger (twice as big) than normal and you always smack them on your leg when you walk or sat on them EVERY TIME.
#93 to #84 - whitenerdy
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Now now, she can't control their ovulation, It could simply be that I talk in a way that she's not accustomed to, the terms and visual comparisons that I wrote may be too much for her, since people use their brains differently, some think in pictures, some in actual language.

She didn't have to be so aggressive like, but then again. If she aren't compatible to my form of communication, there really isn't anything I could do about it.

Translation:
Bitch be bleeding red yo, she can't control that ****! The ho in question simply ain't speaking ma african tongue, cuz I speak in visions of ma great ancestors.

Bitch didn't have to be wack yo, yet the blame is not of her origin, if her ain't street enough to be understandin.
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User avatar #72 to #70 - whitenerdy
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Basically what I'm saying is that the better social standing you have, the better options you have.

Looks * personality + breast size = Social standing/mating potential etc.

If two people look alike, the most common phenomenon would be that the person with bigger boobs have higher social standing, the better social standing you have, the better "Dating potential" you have.

If you have better "Dating potential" you have compared to your partner, the better more partner will care.

Example:

If you were a normal woman with a Lamborghini, you will care more for it, then if it were a normal 90's Volvo.

If you were a very Rich woman you would care for the Lamborghini just as much you would with you Ferrari and your Bugatti, they would just be like all the other cars.
User avatar #96 to #69 - whitenerdy
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Wonder if I get red thumbs because people don't understand, they disagree but are too afraid to discuss...
User avatar #205 to #96 - goldenleaf
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In case you haven't read everything, big boobs can be a bad thing. Many women have to get reductions because of the pain. And big boobs doesn't=higher social standing and you can't get every guy you want if you have big boobs. What you have an ugly face? Or you're fat? Or maybe he doesn't like your personality. wtf mayne, that was the most closeminded one sided ******** I've ever heard.
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User avatar #260 to #205 - whitenerdy
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1)>"In case you haven't read everything"
comment #72 : "Looks * personality + breast size = Social standing/mating potential etc."

I believe what you just did was what is refereed to in Freudian psychoanalytic theory, defense mechanisms, I will not take it further, hence I might offend you further in a misunderstanding.

2) "Many women"
113,000 women will elect to have their breasts made smaller in April 13, 2005.
(America)

I now take example from the website http://www infoplease com/spot/womencensus1 html (just enter the dots)
Just to make it "fair" I took the statistic of how many mothers there were in America, and not just all the women because this would include children of the female gender.

85.400.000 mothers.
113.000/85.400.000*100 = 0,1323185%
that means less then 0,13% of all full grown women in America have had breast reduction that year.

I could have said things like "I'm from Scandinavia, and I have lots of big breasted female friends", but I prefer Logos, from Ethos which seems to be your sense of justification.

The thing about boobs, is that they of cause can't be multidimensional in size, but research have shown that boobs have an impact on how men view them and their social standing.
http://ezinearticles com/?What-a-Womans-Breast-Size-Can-Mean-For-Her-Career-Aspirations&id=1768735
Just put the dot in between ezinearticles and com.

Call me cynical, but though I may not have breasts, and though I may not be female. I still have had back problems(dislocated), and solved them with the help of physiotherapy.
So with all due respect, I know what I'm talking about. ( ͡ ° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #290 to #260 - goldenleaf
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Is your statistic on ALL women with breasts or women with large breasts? I really doubt that a person with an A cup breast size would get a reduction. When you can give me a statistic of women with LARGE breasts and the percentage of them that get breast reductions, then I'll retract my statement on how many get reductions.

When I say 'in case you haven't read everything' I mean in case you haven't read everything about what other people are saying. For example, how having big breasts can be a bad thing. You say that you can get a masseur and that automatically will fix your problems? Not necessarily.



http://www.back-pain-advisor.com/backpainandlargebreasts.html



while in this link, he talks about how YES you can sometimes fix it, but it is most likely temporary.



"However it would not be professional to say I can keep you pain free. Having large breasts means you place constant strain on your upper and lower back. Wearing the correct bra, making sure your spine is balanced and exercising to build strength will help.
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Long term back pain relief may not be possible until you reduce the size of your breasts through breast reduction surgery.** "



So going to a masseur is somewhat out of the question for many women with big breasts. Big boobs /=/ always a good thing considering the many physical cons to having them.



But of course being able to get any guy you want because you have big tits is definitely better than having to get surgery to rid yourself of the constant pain.
User avatar #312 to #290 - whitenerdy
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Your statement was "Many women have to get reductions" Which was false, I could however not find a chart over how many women with big breasts that have done reductions, but even if it's one 1/100 women that have large breasts then it only be 13%.

"Long term back pain relief may not be possible until you reduce the size of your breasts through breast reduction surgery."

It's funny, because I can find a lot of links that tell something completely differently.

http://www healthline com/health-blogs/fitness-fixer/breasts-causing-upper-back-pain-myth

http://www wholebodycures com/OriginalArticlesbyDr.LiebermanLargeBreastsandBackPain html

http://www ehow com/about
5403537_back-pain-caused-large-breasts html

Sure, a private company can tell you all about how importent it's for you to reduce your bust size when they're the once earning the money.

And are you telling me, that 1 or 2 kilo's on your chest area, can cause back-pain that can't be fixed by a masseur, but a dislocated spin is no problem? Common...
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User avatar #42 to #29 - kinsanity
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It's also almost impossible to wear even slightly low-cut shirts without being called a slut. Not to mention the fact that you run into close to everything with them if you aren't careful.
User avatar #45 to #42 - ayevanity
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How about when you sneeze and you end up just sneezing all over them. That's the best.
User avatar #39 to #29 - lordoftheflies
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Or jumped around, ran, did some motion in general that caused your boobs to bounce. Sometimes that can be kinda painful and it feels likes my boobs are going every which way.
User avatar #65 to #39 - zigzagderpaderp
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in slow motion, oh god that's the worst.
#60 - phanact
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Am I the only one who likes small tits?

I feel like women with smaller tits look better usually

big tits get sloppy to me
User avatar #21 - Mebeshe
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And how even if you're a virgin at 18, only had two serious relationships until then, and are kinda shy around men, every single person in school thinks you're a slut because you have big boobs.
#224 to #21 - anon id: a8b45947
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Do you show them off like sluts do? People judge others on how they carry themselves/dress.
User avatar #329 to #224 - Mebeshe
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Nope. I wore high collared guys shirts. They were the ones that had the fandom designs I liked.
User avatar #213 - tkuja
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14 years old and she already has career opportunities wow