Busty Girl Problems

Then you would have a 3 inch penis.

I nearly cried laughing, it's the type of 12 year old's joke that I should not be laughing at...

God damit i just realized thats how i am to

Aren't we all?

I would really like waking up with my blankets slightly higher than usual.

best. roll. ever.

What a awesome roll! I love you now

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have you ever layed face down with a boner. feels like i snap it in half each time

^^^^^This guy, give him a medal... and some ice

Or jumped around, ran, did some motion in general that caused your boobs to bounce. Sometimes that can be kinda painful and it feels likes my boobs are going every which way.

in slow motion, oh god that's the worst.

It's also almost impossible to wear even slightly low-cut shirts without being called a slut. Not to mention the fact that you run into close to everything with them if you aren't careful.

How about when you sneeze and you end up just sneezing all over them. That's the best.

So you're telling me that in order to keep a man I have to have big boobs?

hm..

Well first off, i'm not a feminist cunt. I hate feminists. I will make someone a fucking sandwich because that's what I'm good at naturally.

I was just saying that having big boobs can be painful, just imagine if your balls were bigger (twice as big) than normal and you always smack them on your leg when you walk or sat on them EVERY TIME.

Wonder if I get red thumbs because people don't understand, they disagree but are too afraid to discuss...

In case you haven't read everything, big boobs can be a bad thing. Many women have to get reductions because of the pain. And big boobs doesn't=higher social standing and you can't get every guy you want if you have big boobs. What you have an ugly face? Or you're fat? Or maybe he doesn't like your personality. wtf mayne, that was the most closeminded one sided bullshit I've ever heard.

1)>"In case you haven't read everything"
comment #72 : "Looks * personality + breast size = Social standing/mating potential etc."

I believe what you just did was what is refereed to in Freudian psychoanalytic theory, defense mechanisms, I will not take it further, hence I might offend you further in a misunderstanding.

2) "Many women"
113,000 women will elect to have their breasts made smaller in April 13, 2005.
(America)

I now take example from the website http://www infoplease com/spot/womencensus1 html (just enter the dots)
Just to make it "fair" I took the statistic of how many mothers there were in America, and not just all the women because this would include children of the female gender.

85.400.000 mothers.
113.000/85.400.000*100 = 0,1323185%
that means less then 0,13% of all full grown women in America have had breast reduction that year.

I could have said things like "I'm from Scandinavia, and I have lots of big breasted female friends", but I prefer Logos, from Ethos which seems to be your sense of justification.

The thing about boobs, is that they of cause can't be multidimensional in size, but research have shown that boobs have an impact on how men view them and their social standing.
http://ezinearticles com/?What-a-Womans-Breast-Size-Can-Mean-For-Her-Career-Aspirations&id=1768735
Just put the dot in between ezinearticles and com.

Call me cynical, but though I may not have breasts, and though I may not be female. I still have had back problems(dislocated), and solved them with the help of physiotherapy.
So with all due respect, I know what I'm talking about. ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Is your statistic on ALL women with breasts or women with large breasts? I really doubt that a person with an A cup breast size would get a reduction. When you can give me a statistic of women with LARGE breasts and the percentage of them that get breast reductions, then I'll retract my statement on how many get reductions.

When I say 'in case you haven't read everything' I mean in case you haven't read everything about what other people are saying. For example, how having big breasts can be a bad thing. You say that you can get a masseur and that automatically will fix your problems? Not necessarily.



http://www.back-pain-advisor.com/backpainandlargebreasts.html



while in this link, he talks about how YES you can sometimes fix it, but it is most likely temporary.



"However it would not be professional to say I can keep you pain free. Having large breasts means you place constant strain on your upper and lower back. Wearing the correct bra, making sure your spine is balanced and exercising to build strength will help.
**
Long term back pain relief may not be possible until you reduce the size of your breasts through breast reduction surgery.** "



So going to a masseur is somewhat out of the question for many women with big breasts. Big boobs /=/ always a good thing considering the many physical cons to having them.



But of course being able to get any guy you want because you have big tits is definitely better than having to get surgery to rid yourself of the constant pain.

Your statement was "Many women have to get reductions" Which was false, I could however not find a chart over how many women with big breasts that have done reductions, but even if it's one 1/100 women that have large breasts then it only be 13%.

"Long term back pain relief may not be possible until you reduce the size of your breasts through breast reduction surgery."

It's funny, because I can find a lot of links that tell something completely differently.

http://www healthline com/health-blogs/fitness-fixer/breasts-causing-upper-back-pain-myth

http://www wholebodycures com/OriginalArticlesbyDr.LiebermanLargeBreastsandBackPain html

http://www ehow com/about5403537_back-pain-caused-large-breasts html

Sure, a private company can tell you all about how importent it's for you to reduce your bust size when they're the once earning the money.

And are you telling me, that 1 or 2 kilo's on your chest area, can cause back-pain that can't be fixed by a masseur, but a dislocated spin is no problem? Common...

Sauce?

Mirai Nikki, it's one of best anime for me and this scene is just.. .__.

Random boners. FUCK NO!

Random boners? More like random alpha moments. Assert dominance at all times.

you guys all got bigger penises?

horrid acne if which I am currently suffering through

Fuck no...

dont forget, deeper voice

FUCK YEA
random cracking: FUCK NO

Oh my God I hated that.

Can't tell you how many thing I've knocked over. I remember one summer, I kept brushing against my dads arm on accident as we waited in line at Universal Studios and Disney Land.

"GOD DAMMIT GET YOUR FUCKING BOOBS OFF OF ME. CONTROL THOSE THINGS."

I remember just trying to walk somewhere my boobs would always brush against someone's arm if I turned around or something. Awkward as fuck. ._.

You can brush them against me :|

Women talking about their boobs gets insta-thumbed.
I wish i could talk about my dick problems and get thumbs :(

It's not so much that I'm like "HURR HURR I HAVE BOOBS." I'm just relating to the post. Also, I've seen many posts/comments about guys having dick problems and they get thumbed. Maybe they aren't very funny.

Nope. I wore high collared guys shirts. They were the ones that had the fandom designs I liked.

PIcs of ur mom. now.

Awww yeaaa! PICS MEOW,DAMN IT! RIGHT MEOW

Size DD. Fun for you men, not so much for me.

<---To the assholes below me.

It pays off having a sonic reaction folder.

Also, nice bra size...

Plus big boos look great in a shirt but once the bra comes off they tend to lose some of their appeal. So in the end modest breasts are hottest, not small but not real big either.

Anything from A to G is fine by me :)

Same.
WHY WONT YOU JUST LOVE ME FOR ME!?
I'll leave now.

dont worry they will come around, D cups and bigger are the best

I prefer larger breasts, since (subconsciously) it tends to be a sign of maturity, and thus hopefully height. I'm 6' 1'', so a girl being half a foot shorter than me is a big turn-off.

im not a creep i swear

D-cups, full of justice!

WTF? do you have the source please? xD

Sorry, I don't :(

do you mean like this?

Awww yeaa!!

Why not have both ?

Unleash the red thumbs, boob lovers!

you know they poop from there, right?

And I pee from there. Seems okay to me.

The... penis. I don't pee from my ass.
I think

ass master-race reporting in

Agreeed

Some men prefer smaller breasts.

All that matter's Is you have a good set of assets

I've watch enough porn to know that smaller tits = better nipples.

You can always get implants.

last year i wanted them so bad but now it doesn't bother me as much. My mom recently got implants and loves them because her boobs were super small but shes 45 and i feel like she deserves them more than i do. maybe one day....

Older people shouldn't get implants, younger people should.

Flat chest is best chest!

i prefer, body .. also , i love pussy much more than breasts ..
imagine, fat lady with small breasts .

Same! Except it was on a bike... No more fights with guys since then :P